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ahmeni posted:the goddamn surface book looks like a turd out of the 80s goldmine
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video hands on of the surface book: https://youtu.be/CZJ2upI6qzM?t=487 it's wobble city edit: holy lol 3 hour battery life in tablet-only mode mod sassinator fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Oct 7, 2015 |
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Oct 7, 2015 17:13
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mod sassinator posted:video hands on of the surface book: https://youtu.be/CZJ2upI6qzM?t=487 lol @ the ceiling lights bobbing all over the place when reflected off the wobblescreen
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ahmeni posted:the goddamn surface book looks like a turd out of the 80s ahmeni posted:why does this look so surreal Haha! Nice Photoshop! Happy_Misanthrope posted:I want windows to die purely to snuff out the fan sites
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this makes me want to puke On October 6th, 2015 in New York City, Microsoft held a launch event to announce the latest generation of Windows 10 devices to the world, including the Lumia 950 and 950 XL, Microsoft Band 2, Surface Pro 4 and all new Surface Book laptop. It was an exciting and amazingly entertaining presentation, thanks in large part by the high energy presenters who took the stage. Full of energy and memorable one liners, it was a great way to usher in a new era of devices for Microsoft. One of our favorite moments came when Fedora-wearing Bryan Roper (@broper00), while demoing the new Lumia's ability to act like a desktop OS when connected to the display dock, dropped the line "I Can Be Productive Like a Boss Wherever I Am Now!" To commemorate the launch event and Bryan's awesome one liner and what has been dubbed the Microsoft Fedora (@microsoftfedora), for a limited time you can order Windows Central's Like a Boss t-shirt. Support Windows Central and Microsoft community by spreading the word that Windows 10 Devices are here with this awesome shirt!
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Oct 7, 2015 17:41
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lol u have 2 hold down a button and wait before u can detatch the tablet
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Oct 7, 2015 17:42
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SO DEMANDING posted:"I Can Be Productive Like a Boss Wherever I Am Now!" what does this even mean they keep saying it
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Oct 7, 2015 17:46
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Stux posted:lol u have 2 hold down a button and wait before u can detatch the tablet yeah, this is how PCI Express hotplug has to work
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Oct 7, 2015 17:55
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Serenade posted:what does this even mean they keep saying it people in management are productive you see
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Stymie posted:it will be interesting to see apple's take on the flexihinge in a couple of years lol, yep. much like the posters in the past few pages Apple have been reaching for loving aages. Amethyst posted:surface book looks good I'm down for a Surface pro 4, the gf for a surfacebook at full spec, and I'll be doing the XL winpho, but i kinda wanna wait for some more colours before getting the gf one (since her 1520 is perfectly adequate and performs like a champ) SO DEMANDING posted:this makes me want to puke I hope you do. In your sleep.
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mod sassinator posted:video hands on of the surface book: https://youtu.be/CZJ2upI6qzM?t=487 it's so light only 1.6 pounds! *3 weeks ago* the ipad pro is a massive 1.5 pounds and will destroy the wrists of the average technology blogger!
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Dolomite posted:microsoft love obviously hes a big guy, but that jacket is not helping him at all...
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it will be interesting to see apple's take on the convertible tablet in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on android beam in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on the touchscreen desktop in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on zune squirting in a couple of years
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Dolomite posted:microsoft love worst 'run the jewels' cover band yet
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pseudorandom name posted:yeah, this is how PCI Express hotplug has to work except in OS X for some reason
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hobbesmaster posted:except in OS X for some reason Thunderbolt
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THC posted:it will be interesting to see apple's take on the convertible tablet in a couple of years i'm not sure if you're stupid, each of these things has happened/is being bled out to the ecosystem at a glacial pace while the marketing team come up with another word for "magial" or "revolutionary"
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Dolomite posted:microsoft love dogwhistle homphobia so kewl
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hobbesmaster posted:except in OS X for some reason how do Thunderbolt GPUs work in OS X? are there even OS X GPU drivers for non-Apple hardware?
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pseudorandom name posted:how do Thunderbolt GPUs work in OS X? ok, so you buy an nvidia GPU that's an identical chipset to one of the official Apple supplied nvidia GPUs, and then you buy a Thunderbolt enclosure capable of powering the GPU (these don't officially exist), and then you set your Mac's firmware to allow unsigned development kexts, and then you edit the plists in the GPU kexts to allow them to work over Thunderbolt and then you under no circumstances hotplug a GPU because that will cause a kernel panic because the GPU drivers don't support hotplug its basically a seamless experience
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it will be interesting to see apple's take on physical phone keyboards in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on google cardboard in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on live tiles in a couple of years
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Stux posted:lol u have 2 hold down a button and wait before u can detatch the tablet disconnecting a GPU from the pci bus without moving over to integrated graphics first is probably a bad idea. also who gives a poo poo about discrete graphics just use the integrated intel whatever you excel jockies
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pseudorandom name posted:how do Thunderbolt GPUs work in OS X? are you saying that thunderbolt is OSX exclusive??
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url posted:are you saying that thunderbolt is OSX exclusive?? are you really gonna do this.
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Sudo Echo posted:are you really gonna do this. go on, be brief
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it will be interesting to see apple's take on ninja cat riding a fire-breathing unicorn in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on @MicrosoftFedora in a couple of years it will be interesting to see apple's take on #CortanaCashHaveAwesome in a couple of years
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url posted:are you saying that thunderbolt is OSX exclusive?? Thunderbolt is the exclusive method of PCI Express hotplug on Apple hardware.
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YOSPOS > Microsoft: I Can Be Productive Like a Boss Wherever I Am Now!
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Linguica posted:Microsoft: I Can Be Productive Like a Boss Wherever I Am Now! TheSaddestInfographShowingHowAmazinglyYouCanWorkOffTheClock.jpg
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mod sassinator posted:video hands on of the surface book: https://youtu.be/CZJ2upI6qzM?t=487
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siri, can you give me a phone wobble
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pseudorandom name posted:Thunderbolt is the exclusive method of PCI Express hotplug on Apple hardware. better phrasing. in summary, and another way of phrasing that would be that "apple have utterly hosed up the implementation of hot plugging thunderbolt"
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THC posted:it will be interesting to see apple's take on ninja cat riding a fire-breathing unicorn in a couple of years It will be equally interesting to see that prick get spanners thrown at his face again public opinion response to hipster snobbishness despite their own fans calling their machines boat anchors. it will be interesting to see how "that stock photo girl does" it will be interesting to see "where is the loving magic in this underpowered overpriced device" it will be interesting to see "oh poo poo the stylus isn't a failure, ours is just shitteiter than everybody elses" it's already interesting to see "poo poo, we shouldn't call the factories mordor - that might make us look like utterly disgusting cunts of the highest and unforgivable order" it's already interesting to see that "this form factor is perfect" has already been so horribly horribly wrong that they are on their 4th SKU literally following everybody else in the market it's interesting that It's laughably obvious that the car thing is basically "lets copy google" it's interesting that It's laughably obvious that the watch is more fail than the cube its fantastically interesting to know that the the M&A/anti trust thing is coming soon
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microsoft cant even get hot plugging a tablet keyboard to work right lol. you still have to tell windows to turn tablet mode on or off
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