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What sorceresses has Geralt not banged? You can probably count them on one hand.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:55
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Swedish Horror posted:What sorceresses has Geralt not banged? n/a
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Oct 8, 2015 03:16
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Regy Rusty posted:Well that's now the most horrifying thing I've seen in this game It's even moreso when you consider how that particular form of execution is performed. The victim isn't just impaled in one fell swoop, they're lowered carefully onto the pike and their own bodyweight slowly drags them downward. Death by impalement is a truly horrific death sentence that can literally take days.
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Oct 8, 2015 04:23
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Hexenritter posted:It's even moreso when you consider how that particular form of execution is performed. The victim isn't just impaled in one fell swoop, they're lowered carefully onto the pike and their own bodyweight slowly drags them downward. Death by impalement is a truly horrific death sentence that can literally take days. thanks
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Oct 8, 2015 04:38
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Turds in magma posted:thanks Sometimes I wish I could un-know some of the poo poo I've learned over the years.
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Oct 8, 2015 04:44
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The Sharmat posted:I find it interesting how the comparative merits of two characters are instantly rendered trivial by the main character being able to bang them. No one ever made comments like this about Roche vs. Iorveth back in TW2 days. I don't think its trivial at all. I think it says a lot that Roche vs Iorveth never got to this point. Maybe the game was just not as popular so we didn't have an endless influx of new commentators? Or perhaps the contrast between the 2 magic wielding women is sufficient and deep enough to keep this going. However, regardless of the comparative merits of Triss and Yen, it does quite often boil down to which one the player prefers to bang.
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Oct 8, 2015 05:50
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Swedish Horror posted:What sorceresses has Geralt not banged? You can probably count them on one hand. Philippa and Margarita in this game, for one. They have an amusing conversation about it. MikeC posted:I don't think its trivial at all. I think it says a lot that Roche vs Iorveth never got to this point. Maybe the game was just not as popular so we didn't have an endless influx of new commentators? Or perhaps the contrast between the 2 magic wielding women is sufficient and deep enough to keep this going. However, regardless of the comparative merits of Triss and Yen, it does quite often boil down to which one the player prefers to bang. The series was much less popular at the time, that probably does account for much of it. (Iorveth is much superior to Roche incidentally and anyone that disagrees is dumb and probably a communist)
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Oct 8, 2015 05:54
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Hexenritter posted:Sometimes I wish I could un-know some of the poo poo I've learned over the years. start following the middle east thread and/or MENA security, poo poo like that barely rates The Sharmat posted:Philippa and Margarita in this game, for one. They have an amusing conversation about it. isn't phillipa gay though?
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Oct 8, 2015 05:58
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The Iron Rose posted:isn't phillipa gay though? She was Djikstra's lover before the games, so I kinda hope not.
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Oct 8, 2015 07:11
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The Iron Rose posted:isn't phillipa gay though? She's 300 yrs old and a sorceress so she's whatever the hell she wants to be.
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Oct 8, 2015 07:56
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Helith posted:She's 300 yrs old and a sorceress so she's whatever the hell she wants to be. fair enough. quick technical question. MGSV dragged me away from this a month, does borderless windowed mode still kill performance?
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Oct 8, 2015 09:25
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Why not have them both? And then having Geralt spending the rest of his life witchering with Ciri in a north ruled by the genocidial Radovid.
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Oct 8, 2015 09:50
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I don't get the Triss vs. Yen discussion. My Geralt rejected them both and only sleeps with the cheapest prostitutes in Novigrad.
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Oct 8, 2015 11:07
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My Geralt is the Skellige freediving champion. He gracefully jumps off the Kaer Trolde bridge impressing the locals in the tavern below.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:00
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Rookersh posted:Not really. I mean Regis intro story even kind of goes over that. He was a vampire jock, who drank blood all the time and was a raging blood alcoholic. His mistress/lover left him for being so juvenile, and the nearby town cut his body into pieces, put multiple stakes through his heart, and then dowsed his remains in holy water before burying him. Took him 50 odd years to recover, and plenty of time to reassess who he wanted to be in his unlife. And let's not forget we are in a *magical* setting, so if we want Regis back, we can always invent something like his rests were found by some shady sorcerer who used magic to accelerate his healing powers and in 1 year he recovered the equivalent of 100 years, making the timeframe where he is recovered to coincided with the timeframe of the game. It's a question if the writers want or not, not a question if it's "possible".
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Oct 8, 2015 12:15
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Poolparty posted:My Geralt is the Skellige freediving champion. He gracefully jumps off the Kaer Trolde bridge impressing the locals in the tavern below. I assume Geralt does this nude, like a true professional.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:17
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I just did the High Stakes Gwent quest and realized that Sasha is the agent that the Lodge used to spy on Vattier. Always pleasantly surprised by the nice tie-ins into the books.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:31
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The Iron Rose posted:isn't phillipa gay though? Yes. So I guess that kind of takes the significance out of the fact that he didn't sleep with her. Voyager I posted:She was Djikstra's lover before the games, so I kinda hope not. While a degree of mutual respect was implied, the relationship was purely political, not passionate. And she seems to have broken it off as soon as she realized that kind of thing doesn't really work much for getting leverage on Dijkstra.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:50
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Patch notes for 1.10: https://twitter.com/Marcin360/status/652057373335535616
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Oct 8, 2015 13:37
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Holy poo poo that's a massive loving patch. Glad I started a new game + and put it down after 2 hours. Time to pick it back up.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:45
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The Sharmat posted:If Triss didn't at least suspect what was going on in TW2 (She did, that's why she acts so cold towards Sile) then she moves away from "naive" to "developmentally disabled". Look the game doesn't give us the option to bang Dandelion so we have to argue over the two lesser choices okay
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Oct 8, 2015 13:52
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Patchlog: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/media/THE%20WITCHER%203/Pdf/patch_1_10_changelog_en.pdf
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Oct 8, 2015 14:15
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someone give them a goddamn award for putting out a great loving game, and then consistently working on it to make it even better
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Oct 8, 2015 14:18
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GreenNight posted:Patchlog: quote:Introduces multiple improvements in gwent, including option to choose one of three Thank goodness, I was getting tired of it being basically a complete dice roll whether or not my opponent would be braindead or the Witcher equivalent of Deep Blue.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:19
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Oct 8, 2015 14:39
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Senjuro posted:
Worst patch ever.
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Oct 8, 2015 14:44
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I feel a bit guilty about going through this game so slowly but at the same time they keep improving it I kind of want to buy the expansion now even though I'm not even close to finished
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Oct 8, 2015 15:06
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:I feel a bit guilty about going through this game so slowly but at the same time they keep improving it This is a game i will return to over and over, last time i marathoned Novigrad, and now I am looking forward to getting stoned af and taking my time just being a wandering hero through Skellige
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Oct 8, 2015 15:09
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havenwaters posted:Worst patch ever. Only if they patched out the box carrying high step marching peasants.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:12
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Kilometers Davis posted:Only if they patched out the box carrying high step marching peasants. I, uh, don't know how to break it to you... Anyway, I was hoping to see "-Added ability to place books and notes in storage", but it's really amazing how dedicated they are to continuing to improve the quality of the game long after most companies would have said "Good enough" and stopped trying to sort out issues with the game.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:22
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It's hard work, please buy a copy for everyone you know this xmas.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:38
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Pwnstar posted:Triss is the immature choice for fairytale loving teenagers, Yen is the mature choice for pun loving dads. Comedy option: should've run off with Kiera. gently caress everyone and Ciri, I'm going to get money. Swedish Horror posted:What sorceresses has Geralt not banged? You can probably count them on one hand. Phillipa... ...yet 
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Oct 8, 2015 15:48
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:It's hard work, please buy a copy for everyone you know this xmas. Are y'all starting to quiver at the thought of what the "far, far bigger" Cyberpunk is going to be like post-release? There might be patching going on until the heat death of the universe.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:09
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http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-hearts-of-stone-review/1900-6416268/
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Oct 8, 2015 16:12
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Beeez posted:Are y'all starting to quiver at the thought of what the "far, far bigger" Cyberpunk is going to be like post-release? There might be patching going on until the heat death of the universe. gently caress this plague of open world games and the obsession with bigger and bigger maps that they've created. Would the Witcher 2 have been better if it had an open world? Would the Witcher 3 had been worse if most or even all the points of interests were removed and the map was condensed? Waste of resources if you ask me.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:25
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Senjuro posted:gently caress this plague of open world games and the obsession with bigger and bigger maps that they've created. Would the Witcher 2 have been better if it had an open world? Would the Witcher 3 had been worse if most or even all the points of interests were removed and the map was condensed? Waste of resources if you ask me. no one did
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Oct 8, 2015 16:26
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-hearts-of-stone-review/1900-6416268/ Ign Spanish version gave it 9.5.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:34
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Yennefer is Geralt's girlfriend in my playthrough (first encounter and said I still liked her after the spell was lifted, haven't had the second encounter yet). I haven't done the High Stakes quest yet, and apparently you get to sleep with Madame Sasha during it. Does that ruin things with Yennefer at this point?
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Oct 8, 2015 16:34
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Senjuro posted:gently caress this plague of open world games and the obsession with bigger and bigger maps that they've created. Would the Witcher 2 have been better if it had an open world? Would the Witcher 3 had been worse if most or even all the points of interests were removed and the map was condensed? Waste of resources if you ask me. Yes Yes No
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Oct 8, 2015 16:37
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Crows Turn Off posted:Yennefer is Geralt's girlfriend in my playthrough (first encounter and said I still liked her after the spell was lifted, haven't had the second encounter yet). I haven't done the High Stakes quest yet, and apparently you get to sleep with Madame Sasha during it. Does that ruin things with Yennefer at this point? Yenn and Geralt have a pretty open relationship, the only thing that will cause problems for you is telling other women that you love them.
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