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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
elon musk is right and apple is just chasing everyone else with really bad products like the iwatch and huge phones. a bad car sounds perfect for them

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BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
Apple buying one of the most overvalued companies around would be dumb as hell

also why do nerds have such a hardon for musk he's always struck me as a blowhard

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Ben Grahams Ghost posted:


also why do nerds have such a hardon for musk he's always struck me as a blowhard

randian ubermensch

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I hope Apple spends as much of their warchest as possible trying to make a car

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Dodoman posted:

Oh Lord smythe I call upon thee to smite the infidel cremnob for 6 hours

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Dodoman posted:

Oh Lord smythe I call upon thee to smite the infidel cremnob for 6 years

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

cremnob posted:

really hope that everyone working at apple sees his comments, its the kind of thing that can focus and bring an organization together. the perfect enemy. like stebe's "they're trying to kill us, but we won't let them" about google

still cant believe he said this, its just incredible. this shows u how afraid he is, shook by a car that apple hasnt even acknowledged and wont be here for another 5 years LOL

what percentage of "everyone working at apple" do you think will actually care about this? have you ever had a job?

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

the apple car team obviously and potentially anyone at apple cause they might end up working on it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i guess maybe apple corporate "culture" is different, but the employed people i know have enough crap to care about without getting emotionally involved in what the ceo of a tech company said

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

marco!!

Arment is taking a bold step with pricing: Overcast 2.0 is a completely free app, with an optional patronage model to support Arment directly.

The new plan in Overcast 2.0 is to let users decide whether they're willing to support the app by paying or not. To become a patron, you can go to Overcast's Settings > Support Overcast and choose one of the three subscription options: $2.99 for three months, $5.99 for six months, or $11.99 for a year.

Arment is being extremely upfront in what Overcast's patronage gets you in addition to the app: nothing.

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

oh my god

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

lol

http://gawker.com/new-york-times-columnist-won-t-use-her-column-to-extort-1735417709

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pinterest Mom posted:

marco!!

Arment is taking a bold step with pricing: Overcast 2.0 is a completely free app, with an optional patronage model to support Arment directly.

The new plan in Overcast 2.0 is to let users decide whether they're willing to support the app by paying or not. To become a patron, you can go to Overcast's Settings > Support Overcast and choose one of the three subscription options: $2.99 for three months, $5.99 for six months, or $11.99 for a year.

Arment is being extremely upfront in what Overcast's patronage gets you in addition to the app: nothing.
"business model?!" marco marcos in the door and just keeps marcoing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he marcos against your apps, busting them up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's marcoing at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm web 2.0 wealthy, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Pinterest Mom posted:

marco!!

Arment is taking a bold step with pricing: Overcast 2.0 is a completely free app, with an optional patronage model to support Arment directly.

The new plan in Overcast 2.0 is to let users decide whether they're willing to support the app by paying or not. To become a patron, you can go to Overcast's Settings > Support Overcast and choose one of the three subscription options: $2.99 for three months, $5.99 for six months, or $11.99 for a year.

Arment is being extremely upfront in what Overcast's patronage gets you in addition to the app: nothing.

I look forward to not paying him any money

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Fabricated posted:

I hope Apple spends as much of their warchest as possible trying to make a car

Apple literally has enough cash to buy any two of the three big german automakers.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

zen death robot posted:

VW would be a risky buy considering the fines they're facing

BMW's diesels show correct emissions during testing and in real life driving.

Tbh Apple is to the computer/phone industry what Bimmer is to the auto industry; the best product offering for a reasonably higher price.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



tesla literally went to lotus and said "build me a car". they then proceeded to make bad cars on a great drivetrain. I can't really fault them for that since they seem to be succeeding

also I guess I'd throw $3 at Marco since I like overcast a lot. definitely wouldn't pay more though.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Endless Mike posted:

also I guess I'd throw $3 at Marco

marco is bad now. donut give him money

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Dodoman posted:

Oh Lord smythe I call upon thee to smite the infidel cremnob for 6 hours

:pray:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



oh wait it's just an update to the same app. already paid my $5 nm.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if apple builds a car i don't think anyone short of the completely delusional will finally deny that apple is a pale shadow of its former self, chasing consumer whims and disinterested in building quality products

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Endless Mike posted:

also I guess I'd throw $3 at Marco since I like overcast a lot. definitely wouldn't pay more though.
i'd consider paying a patron fee if there were any sort of benefit attached to it that i'd actually use. otherwise, i've already given my support

overcast is really good now at least. not mad at all that i've been able to use it full featured for a year for $5. it's probably the app i use the most after all

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
but what if its a loving amazing car and really innovative in the field of being a car and basically shames tesla in mileage and starts at like $33,900 or something half the fuckin cost of a tesla and also makes charging stations ubiquitious as lightning charge cables and big auto crumbles due to the market all going to car and car wins the nobel prize for transportation

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Endless Mike posted:

tesla literally went to lotus and said "build me a car". they then proceeded to make bad cars on a great drivetrain. I can't really fault them for that since they seem to be succeeding

if your definition of success is tiny, stagnating sales and losing money on each car then yes, they're doing great.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
an Apple car would probably only have like 1 door that opened from the top and everyone would be like oh poo poo that's way better i can get into any seat from the top, and there's less handles

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

cremnob posted:

i still cant get over how perfect a gently caress up this is



the foxconn mention is the best part cause tesla is already heading down the path where they could literally be the foxconn to apple with their gigafactory. they'll get dumpstered like samsung has been and end up pumping out batteries instead of finished cars. an ignominious end for a garbage company

I hear from reliable sources inside tesla that they're experiencing massive retention issues and lost a whole lot of talent recently. this is elon lashing out to try to stem the tide by claiming the people leaving are failures.

also lol if you think apple won't use the same contract manufacturer model to make cars as they do phones. foxconn can make the best phone in the world when managed right, why not the best car in the world. the fact that musk doesn't get this and thinks that investing in a factory stamping sheet metal and employing a bunch of blue collars is how he will disrupt the auto industry should be really scary to any tesla investors

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

an Apple car would probably only have like 1 door that opened from the top and everyone would be like oh poo poo that's way better i can get into any seat from the top, and there's less handles

1 button car

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kenny Logins posted:

"business model?!" marco marcos in the door and just keeps marcoing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he marcos against your apps, busting them up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's marcoing at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm web 2.0 wealthy, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Stymie posted:

if apple builds a car i don't think anyone short of the completely delusional will finally deny that apple is a pale shadow of its former self, chasing consumer whims and disinterested in building quality products

iirc a few years ago jobs said he wanted to build a car "if he had more energy" :(

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cars should be made illegal

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
I would download a car.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Snapchat A Titty posted:

cars should be made illegal

same but mandatory

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The Management posted:

also lol if you think apple won't use the same contract manufacturer model to make cars as they do phones. foxconn can make the best phone in the world when managed right, why not the best car in the world. the fact that musk doesn't get this and thinks that investing in a factory stamping sheet metal and employing a bunch of blue collars is how he will disrupt the auto industry should be really scary to any tesla investors

they'd probably make it in the US because cars are big & heavy but otherwise yeah

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
lol @ implying bmws are good

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lololololol a coworker just tried to brag and show off the ad blocking on his new iphone with purity, went to a web page and it was still littered with ads

verified the safari settings and everything

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Stymie posted:

lololololol a coworker just tried to brag and show off the ad blocking on his new iphone with purity, went to a web page and it was still littered with ads

verified the safari settings and everything

Is that what people do at the Labour Factory?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

emoji posted:

Is that what people do at the Labour Factory?

it's shocking i know, but when you work a real job you don't get looked down upon when you actually eat lunch during lunch time and, you know, take a break

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Stymie posted:

lololololol a coworker just tried to brag and show off the ad blocking on his new iphone with purity, went to a web page and it was still littered with ads

verified the safari settings and everything

yeah it's been hit and miss for me.

great on porn sites tho

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

im rgay

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