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Far too much hope in the human race, as if taking away pet ownership would stop people, especially us loving white people from wasting money on ridiculous poo poo just so transnational corporations can continue to gently caress us. Like Mikey fuckin' Jones from Coburg after having his dogs taken from him, will magically decide "gently caress me, now the girls are gone I better help them fuckin refugeeses with money and food and poo poo" What the hell? Edit: Oh god drat it not again, it's been too long of a week and I hate getting sniped...
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GoldStandardConure posted:The only ethically correct pet: I think your dog is sick, it looks weird
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 08:51 |
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Kill all cats, feed all dogs on the massive oversupply of dim sims.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 08:52 |
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Robodog posted:Kill all cats, feed all dogs on the massive oversupply of dim sims. Wow nice casual racism fucko.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 08:55 |
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If you are a true utilitarian just tell every white person you meet to kill themselves. Much more effective than pet holocaust in terms of greatest utility for greatest number.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:00 |
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Actually cats are the ideologically correct pet. gently caress you all.Ernest Hemingway posted:No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:02 |
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Ernest Hemingway was a dill: Kill cats for Christ.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:12 |
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SynthOrange posted:Seriously though the quoll does offer a good alternative, apparently? Nah, though. I've got a family of these cocks living in my roof and it sucks. All just suddenly fighting in the middle of the night, rattling the windows and doors, screaming loudly and constantly for hours at a time. gently caress quolls.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:21 |
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Gizmo and I apologise for destroying the world. Tigger is unapologetic. iajanus fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Seagull posted:I think your dog is sick, it looks weird Isn't it pretty unethical to own parrots? Seems unnecessarily cruel unless it's a rescued parrot.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 10:30 |
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Is Rundle an MRA? I don't have a crikey account to find out http://www.crikey.com.au/2015/10/13/rundle-our-domestic-violence-obsessed-misandric-media-ignores-male-murder/
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 11:05 |
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tomkash posted:Isn't it pretty unethical to own parrots? Seems unnecessarily cruel unless it's a rescued parrot. Only if you don't take care of them properly. They are a lot of work, you can't just put them in a cage and shovel seed at them.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 11:48 |
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Comparably speaking, a cow is of more utility than a cat yet does great environmental damage every day. Stop the cows!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 12:08 |
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So were all going to adopt trees as pets then? Youtube will suffer.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 12:28 |
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A pathological hatred of cats is just one of those red flags, like a Southern Cross tattoo or a fondness for talkback radio, that immediately lets you know that someone is just an irredeemably terrible person. It's a real timesaver actually.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:54 |
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Cats will kill another animal for a purpose other than to eat it.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:14 |
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Vladimir Poutine posted:A pathological hatred of cats is just one of those red flags, like a Southern Cross tattoo or a fondness for talkback radio, that immediately lets you know that someone is just an irredeemably terrible person. It's a real timesaver actually. on the other hand...
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:16 |
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Vladimir Poutine posted:A pathological hatred of cats is just one of those red flags, like a Southern Cross tattoo or a fondness for talkback radio, that immediately lets you know that someone is just an irredeemably terrible person. It's a real timesaver actually. Cats have the same basic approach to life and others as liberal party voters.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:21 |
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You're a bunch of nutcases.
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Vladimir Poutine posted:A pathological hatred of cats is just one of those red flags, like a Southern Cross tattoo or a fondness for talkback radio, that immediately lets you know that someone is just an irredeemably terrible person. It's a real timesaver actually. And yet if you go too far the other way, you end up being a crazy cat person. If only they didn't slaughter millions of native animals. But clearly anyone who hates something that is driving innumerable species to the brink of extinction is a bad person.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:49 |
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not even a corn field has this many strawmen
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:00 |
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Frogmanv2 posted:
Or alternatively, buy a door.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:04 |
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Zenithe posted:Or alternatively, buy a gun safe.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:24 |
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BRB starting Catter's Australia Party.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:06 |
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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office is a real political office that has existed since 1515. It is held by a cat
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:45 |
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oh no those poor delicate asian investorsquote:Asian investors in Melbourne's central business district have been "stunned" by new rules restricting skyscraper density in the city centre, a planning consultancy that works extensively with overseas firms building apartment towers has warned. gay picnic defence fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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quote:Bill Shorten's AWU 'sold out' workers for $300,000
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:22 |
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How naive is it of me to hope that Shorten resigns for the good of the party? Very or Extremely?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:24 |
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I want to like cats but they all run away from me because I am tall and I have a deep voice so I look like Cat Lucifer to them.
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Unimpressed posted:How naive is it of me to hope that Shorten resigns for the good of the party? Very or Extremely? Utterly
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:32 |
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62 new posts I thought Birb shorted had a stroke or something but no, just another auspol cat fight
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:40 |
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Anidav posted:I want to like cats but they all run away from me because I am tall and I have a deep voice so I look like Cat Lucifer to them. Sit still and look away. Acting enthusiastic towards most cats triggers their "everything interested in me that isn't a cat wants to eat me" response.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:43 |
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Scylo posted:Is Rundle an MRA? I don't have a crikey account to find out He's just concerned about ethics.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:49 |
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Re fish for cat food, fish may have a lower carbon footprint but it sure as gently caress isn't sustainable
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:20 |
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Solemn Sloth posted:Re fish for cat food, fish may have a lower carbon footprint but it sure as gently caress isn't sustainable Not even fish farms? I don't know what their carbon footprint is like though.
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Tommofork posted:Not even fish farms? I don't know what their carbon footprint is like though. Depends on the fish type, a lot of them use huge amounts of wild catch as feed and you usually get around 10% energy transfer from one consumption to the next so they can be even less efficient as a human is getting 1% of the energy from the wild catch instead of 10% you can substitute some other stuff for part of the feed, but tuna and poo poo still need a lot of meat Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Oct 13, 2015 |
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Death is certain Thanks for the effort and the ongoing clarifications.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:37 |
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Tommofork posted:Death is certain Thanks for the effort and the ongoing clarifications. Maintaining a suitable level of uniform misery is what I'm here for
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:39 |
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Zenithe posted:Sit still and look away. Acting enthusiastic towards most cats triggers their "everything interested in me that isn't a cat wants to eat me" response. I find it easiest just to bend down closer to their level, put out a hand toward them slowly and then just stay still until their innate curiosity compels them to come and smell your hand and decide you're not threatening; then you can tickle them or hug them or pick them up and put funny hats on them as per your wish.
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iajanus posted:I find it easiest just to bend down closer to their level, put out a hand toward them slowly and then just stay still until their innate curiosity compels them to come and smell your hand and decide you're not threatening; then you can tickle them or hug them or pick them up and put funny hats on them as per your wish. That too. Make sure to tickle their tummy if they roll over. In no way will that go badly for anybody ever.
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