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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

The Iron Rose posted:

Hillary loving nailed that

Not everyone is able to hear her cackling "jokey" lines without cringing you know, right?

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Lmao please visit my website to find out who I am

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
GOOGLE LINCOLN CHAFFEE

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Mitt Romney posted:

Chafee sounds like a high school student giving his first class speech

I couldn't put it more simply.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SouthLAnd posted:

Did that grenade give Webb permanent brain damage?

pretty sure he shoved that grenade down a vcs throat

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
"My greatest enemy is law abiding American citizens who fight for their right to keep and bear arms via an organization whose funding comes from those citizens and thus PALES in comparison to the special interests that bought and paid for our party"

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Some gook in the jungle

But he drew first blood

I'm literally dying

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lincoln chaffee walking offstage

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The Ninth Layer posted:

Pretty badass answer tbh.

gandhichan
Dec 25, 2009

There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.

Mrit posted:

Worst speech performance: Chafee. He looks so terrified.

He looks like a very narrow trollz doll

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Fat Lowtax posted:

Jim Webb was too real for us

He stared into the abyss.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I really can't get over that tonight we've had both IT WAS MY FIRST DAY GUYS COME ON and then I FUCKIN KILLED A GUY.

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
"I as president will promote policies you all don't agree with!"

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Boosted_C5 posted:

"My greatest enemy is law abiding American citizens who fight for their right to keep and bear arms via an organization whose funding comes from those citizens and thus PALES in comparison to the special interests that bought and paid for our party"

I'm sorry, all I can hear is a toilet struggling to flush a taco bell poo poo

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
the thing about martin o'malley is he only ever walks north

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
IMMA GONNA THROW A GRENADE AT THE SENATE

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Boris Galerkin posted:

Actually no AZ is one of the only states in the US that does not observe winter/summer time or dst or whatever you call it.

In fact most countries in the world observe time changes in the summer and winter and it's so dumb.
Wtf Arizona

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I still can't believe that loving Webb answer, god drat

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

paranoid randroid posted:

lincoln chaffee walking offstage


Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Webb: vote for me and I might not grenade murder you. Might.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
o'malley can gargle my taint for hours

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
To be fair, the guy Webb killed in Vietnam wouldn't let him speak for ten minutes.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Ugh, jesus f christ this is awkward

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Montasque posted:

Jim Webb - Vietnam uncle the candidate.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Re: Webb

Is there a measure less than "*%"

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Boosted_C5 posted:

"My greatest enemy is law abiding American citizens who fight for their right to keep and bear arms via an organization whose funding comes from those citizens and thus PALES in comparison to the special interests that bought and paid for our party"

lol it you think the NRA is for gun owners and not gun manufacturers

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
MOM is going down the list as to why this debate was soooo laaaaame.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If Webb was at the Republican Debate he would have received a standing ovation.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

tbh Bernie and Hillary have both done well, and O'Malley has been okay. Chafee and Webb fuckin lol

I missed the GDT, but webb saying all lives matter was fuckin lol

I heard that answer and just thought "bzzzzzt webb you dumbass"

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer
O'Malley gonna be VP.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
I like how CNN has the candidates giving their final comments in order of popularity for maximum drama

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

paranoid randroid posted:

lincoln chaffee walking offstage


FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
um, O Malley, he asked for a closing statement not a recap

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


MOM is the worst Mr. Rogers

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Boosted_C5 posted:

"My greatest enemy is law abiding American citizens who fight for their right to keep and bear arms via an organization whose funding comes from those citizens and thus PALES in comparison to the special interests that bought and paid for our party"

lol

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I still can't believe that loving Webb answer, god drat

That's going to be the clip passed around social media tomorrow

Webb just won the debate

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
O'Malley: Group hug!!!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I guess Webb's answer was a good mask for the fact that he's never stood up to anyone during his political career and has made no enemies that aren't part of the democratic party base.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

To be fair, the guy Webb killed in Vietnam wouldn't let him speak for ten minutes.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Jim Webb gets a little crazy sometimes...

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