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My uncle works at Nintendo
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my uncle works at sega
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Oct 15, 2015 14:38
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one of my uncles is a licensed builder whose name is bob
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Oct 15, 2015 14:44
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http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-...412214945&Log=0 not sure if this link will work but I found a 2008 BMW M3 for $16,000!!! oh, wait, it has how many miles? It has 263,xxx miles?  ha, yah, nah, nevermind
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Oct 15, 2015 14:46
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Can we fix it? Nope, it's hosed
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Oct 15, 2015 14:48
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Tommychu posted:Can we fix it? And its all Productions fault!
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Oct 15, 2015 14:51
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Tt, you can't afford a $5 avatar change. Why are you shopping E9x M3s? Or is this the thread where we just post all of the stuff we cannot afford in the next decade? If so, I'll start posting mansions up in Malibu for the next 2 weeks. Phone fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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Oct 15, 2015 14:59
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Phone posted:Tt, you can't afford a $5 avatar change. Why are you shopping E9x M3s? Or is this the thread where we just post all of the stuff we cannot afford in the next decade? Because I'm dumb and like to taunt myself with things I can't have so i get cynical and have further reason to call for the extermination of the bourgeoisie
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Oct 15, 2015 15:05
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C+ You're getting better, but it's still sloppy and shows roots to your horrid past. Being a bit more creative and expressive will go a long way in the future.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:09
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C's get degrees, pal
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Oct 15, 2015 15:15
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Tusen Takk posted:C's get degrees, pal I believe the phrase you are looking for is "D is for Done."
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Oct 15, 2015 15:18
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George W. Bush was a C student and he became the president. It'll never happen to TT but he can dream.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:George W. Bush was a C student and he became the president. You can't dream if you don't have a soul.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:19
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Seat Safety Switch posted:George W. Bush was a C student and he became the president. I dont know if I'm legally allowed to anyways since my parents are american and I wasn't born here/have citizenship elsewhere
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Oct 15, 2015 15:20
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Today i'm going to be the one to say "I'm going to shank a bitch". Had a 6:42 hour train ride with 3 shifts. So far (at 6:46 hours) I have shifted trains 3 times, on the way to 4 of (hopefully) 5 and at least 2 hours to go. HOW DOES SO MANY THINGS GO WRONG??? So many things, you ask? First train got delayed, then cancelled (because of how delayed it was) second train was fine, only about 15 minutes delayed, third train was also about 15 minutes delayed, making me mid the planned train 4 making me go backwards with train 4a, train 5 is departing in 10 minutes, and if the train in front of it is to be trusted as an indicator (it usually is, at least here), train 5 is probably going to get about 4 minutes delayed, making me miss train 6, hoping train 5 can make train 6 wait (they sometimes can.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:21
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Tusen Takk posted:C's get degrees, pal They don't get jobs, though.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:24
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Tusen Takk posted:I dont know if I'm legally allowed to anyways since my parents are american and I wasn't born here/have citizenship elsewhere If you were born to an american citizen and therefore got citizenship, you are. Ask Georege Romney (Mexico), Ted Cruz (Canada), and John McCain (Panama).
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Oct 15, 2015 15:26
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Super in love with this: Dan Harmon talked about it drunkenly, so it must be true. Hanlon's Razor, which I spout about all the loving time, is #2 and #3 in a nutshell.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:27
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Is TT an honorary white person, though? Is he one of the "good ones"?
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Oct 15, 2015 15:28
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meatpimp posted:Holy poo poo. 50 miles, 3000 feet of climb and 19mph average... that's baller for anyone, especially an old man like you! Nicely done, terrist! Nicely done.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:30
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Adiabatic posted:They don't get jobs, though. Even 'B" students are struggling. Or just not having a useless degree is the key. A "C" Engineering student will have a much easier time finding work than an "A" English major.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:36
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I feel like a fatty fat fat compared to Cat Interceptor. I'd share my poo poo but I think stewie playing the trombone would be the response most times  E: Went for a short run this morning and came back closer to my house, and see someone walking to a car from my neighbors house. I see him fiddling with his fly in the pale streetlight. I see...something come out of his pants. Surely not. Yes, indeed he's taking a piss under his car, in front of my house, at 5:00 AM.  I hope he gets popped for DUI because no way was that idiot sober.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:36
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ssjonizuka posted:Tell me again about how you wanted to fry a steak, please? There was copious amounts of alcohol involved. It was just a crappy chuck steak, nobody would have been hurt!
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Oct 15, 2015 15:36
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Even 'B" students are struggling. I am currently a C+ computer science student and i've had offers from a few big names, but it would require moving out to California, which is something my wife is not eager to do I would have higher grades but I'm the idiot who works 50hrs/wk on top of being a full time student
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Oct 15, 2015 15:38
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Don't work for Amazon, Tussy. Trust me.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:49
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BrokenKnucklez posted:I've just washed my hands of the situation. If he was lying or telling the truth, I don't care to much either way, because this is an internet comedy forum. But his stories were pretty far in left field, so I took poo poo at face value. I don't really care either, but it seemed to me that after the attention he got from fighting cancer started to fade he wanted to keep the attention going. Him not standing up and explaining himself, and then basically telling TT to kiss his rear end solidifies it imo.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:52
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Don't work for Amazon, Tussy. Trust me. I read the horror stories about them in the tech bubble thread, one of my class mates is going after he graduates and I was trying to tell him about how they do reviews and he wouldn't hear it
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Oct 15, 2015 15:58
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Tusen Takk posted:I read the horror stories about them in the tech bubble thread, one of my class mates is going after he graduates and I was trying to tell him about how they do reviews and he wouldn't hear it Yeah, Amazon is pirate level of cut throat competition.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:40
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Adiabatic posted:Super in love with this: This is actually a pretty good mantra, and Dan Harmon is hilarious. Did he talk about this on the new season of Drunk History? I need to get started on that...
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Oct 15, 2015 17:21
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We have a bunch of super aggro craigs running around on our roof. One of them just drilled through some conduit and cut power to half a floor. gently caress yeah.
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Oct 15, 2015 17:39
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I think they may make a cream for that.
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Oct 15, 2015 17:44
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CDC urges all US residents to avoid travel to Slow Is Fast because of unprecedented outbreaks of Super Aggro Crag. CDC recommends that travelers to Slow Is Fast protect themselves by avoiding contact with roadside puddles, especially when using mass transit.
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Oct 15, 2015 17:49
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Slow is Fast posted:We have a bunch of super aggro craigs running around on our roof. One of them just drilled through some conduit and cut power to half a floor. How high are they? Are they tinting their genny's?
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Oct 15, 2015 17:54
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BrokenKnucklez posted:How high are they? Considering they drilled into power conduit, probably pretty loving high.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:08
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Can you claim on the warranty for that? I hear it's pretty good.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:17
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Don't be standing near any puddles while they're around.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:28
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Is he nearly off probation or something?
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Oct 15, 2015 19:39
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We got in some brake drums for a semi trailer today and while lifting them out of the shipping container, I managed to nail myself directly in the nuts with them. This was 4-5 hours ago and I still have that whole "Do my nuts hurt or do I really have to take a poo poo" feeling going on.
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Oct 15, 2015 20:46
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Tusen Takk posted:I dont know if I'm legally allowed to anyways since my parents are american and I wasn't born here/have citizenship elsewhere Didnt stop Ted Cruz. All you need to be is an unrepentant utter piece of human poo poo that deserves to be castrated with a blunt and rusted razor blade. Edit : Okay yeah you cant be President. You are just simply not a oval office and to be a politican you need to be a oval office.
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This loving job blows. Nobody can loving do anything themselves and I'm just jacking these loving retards so they can get extra commission, they can't even answer basic loving questions and make god drat twice what I do. My manager thinks its perfectly fine to just push all poo poo onto me then acts like I've got an attitude problem when I notice that I'm getting way more work than everyone else. I'm getting shitfaced tonight.
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