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Bob Ojeda
Apr 15, 2008

I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
I think the GOP establishment would rather go to top 6 candidates than have a top 5 debate with Cruz over Bush. Trump, Carson, Rubio, Fiorina, Bush, and Cruz probably isn't absolute poison to the GOP.

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

I dug it up



My father is a civil engineer. I pass a $2 trillion infrastructure bill with the goal of handing this contracts to my family and friends. It will also result in a massive redistribution to the working class, a sharp drop in unemployment, and put the country in an overwhelming position for future growth and economic dominance due to our now best in the world infrastructure.


I want one party rule of the bureaucracy, since that is where a lot of the real power lies. So I pass a bill doing a complete top down reformation of how the government works, yanking back privatized functions, updating all our systems with a future focused technology policy and an org and reward system focused on fast user satisfaction and transparency; that way I can fire all the party X appointees as "redundant", push their past screwups to justify more firings as "transparency", and make the voters so happy and an easy to access and responsive government they don't let the bastards back in for a decade, kneecapping the oppositions ability to groom and promote new prospects.

Evangelical support is critical to my opponents coalition, and they are mainly motivated by abortion opposition. So I pass a bill for free contraception, free family planning counseling, free prenatal care, comprehensive sex-Ed, a Nordic style "new parent support" giveaway, universals daycare/pre-K, and overhaul the adoption system making it easier for LBGT couples to adopt. Abortion falls to a quarter of its earlier numbers, he can't get out the vote, I cruise to reelection

Don't tell me good policy is grounded in good morals. I could run this country like I'm Doctor Doom and enact policy that would have you all building statues to me.


Edit: and that's what your link went to. Deep

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Read a biography of Huey Long.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

I dunno if Trump has a plan, he seems to me like the dog that caught the car.

Either way this is hilarious in a sick, twisted way because Trump is pushing all of the establishment candidates out of the race before even one vote is cast and there are still 4 GOP debates scheduled before the Iowa Caucus.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

pathetic little tramp posted:

So the default is sooner than we thought:

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/10/congress-has-19-days-raise-debt-ceiling-all-hell-breaks-loose


Stock up on yeast and white sauce now while you can, but be careful how much of either you eat as they'll make your teeth go grey.

Boehner's trying to negotiate a budget deal with Obama that will poo poo on the poor and do other horrible things, but Obama's kind of done negotiating with John Boehner. Boehner knows that and isn't putting all that much into the negotiations and is expected to put a clean Debt Ceiling bill on the floor by the end of the month.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Miltank posted:

Read a biography of Huey Long.

I am on the side of this that FC is on, ;)

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I am on the side of this that FC is on, ;)

The road to heaven is paved with my bad intentions

Vote Fried Chicken

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Fried Chicken posted:

The road to heaven is paved with my bad intentions

Vote Fried Chicken

Im in the tank for Hilldawg so,

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


this_is_hard posted:

In some fields, government jobs not only pay better but offer way better benefits and hours. You're less likely to get a 6 figure government job, but more likely to get a $15-25 an hour one with benefits that FAR outstrip what you'll get in the private sector. Government jobs are sought after because of the high floor more than anything else. From what I understand, unless you know Assembly or dirt on someone in power, the 6 figure jobs are pretty much nonexistent

the $15-25 an hour jobs all require a college degree, require trolling USAJOBS.gov for months (itself a form of hell), and generally pay a fair wage for extremely competitive jobs. and to top it off, unless you're ex-military you have a slim-to-none chance at even getting an interview nowadays.

it is wholesale myth that public sector workers in the DC are overpaid w/r/t private sector jobs. there's just as many fields where the government "overpays" as there are where the government "underpays," IT/comp sci, and security/defense related to name a few.
[/quote]

I don't have a degree and my government job pays over $20/hour. I filled out the application on the county website, got called for testing, got called for the interview, and got hired.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love
What Google consumer survey had to say about who won the debate
http://www.google.com/insights/consumersurveys/view?survey=tr2mq4bvlrnf4&question=2&filter&rw=1

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Im in the tank for Hilldawg so,

As dictator I will mandate all crocodile pits be made escape-proof. Not to prevent another incident of crocodiles getting out and terrorizing the people until the police and animal control can wrangle them all up, but so that Bi Now Gay Later cannot get out and continue posting after we throw him to the crocodiles

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fried Chicken posted:

The road to heaven is paved with my bad intentions

Vote Fried Chicken

I think I've found your Secretary of the Treasury:

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

xcheopis posted:

quote:

the $15-25 an hour jobs all require a college degree, require trolling USAJOBS.gov for months (itself a form of hell), and generally pay a fair wage for extremely competitive jobs. and to top it off, unless you're ex-military you have a slim-to-none chance at even getting an interview nowadays.

it is wholesale myth that public sector workers in the DC are overpaid w/r/t private sector jobs. there's just as many fields where the government "overpays" as there are where the government "underpays," IT/comp sci, and security/defense related to name a few.

I don't have a degree and my government job pays over $20/hour. I filled out the application on the county website, got called for testing, got called for the interview, and got hired.

a county municipal job is not the same thing as the federal government DC jobs Jeb Bush was referring to, hth.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
If Trump and Ben Carson are on the same ticket I will vote for them.

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


this_is_hard posted:

I don't have a degree and my government job pays over $20/hour. I filled out the application on the county website, got called for testing, got called for the interview, and got hired.

a county municipal job is not the same thing as the federal government DC jobs Jeb Bush was referring to, hth.
[/quote]

It is still a government job. If you mean "federal job", then say "federal job".

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Good profile of the guy who infiltrated Planned Parenthood and the other companies they collaborate with for organ donation and research. It is from Washington Post but it's a good story. Explains why he is going to be so hosed by lawsuits for violating non disclosure agreements but that will just feed into the persecution complex of the people against PP. Its either completely sanctioned and legal or the entire government is covering up and complicit in murder. I think you can guess what side most of them will choose.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Fried Chicken posted:

The one about how I could rule like Dr Doom and get you to build statues to me? Yeah, though I think it was in September

Statues of you. In your honor. To just sounds weird. Any future overlord of ours should have impeccable grammar, that we may rightfully think of him as our better.

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

xcheopis posted:

quote:

a county municipal job is not the same thing as the federal government DC jobs Jeb Bush was referring to, hth.

It is still a government job. If you mean "federal job", then say "federal job".

or maybe you could take a second and read the context of what was being discussed rather than being a pedant?

maybe.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
Rand Paul briefly returns from his vacation to tell voters his solution to employer discrimination based on sexual orientation: Just stay in the closet at work, gays!

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Campaign finance numbers. How much do some of the actual campaigns (not the PACs) have on hand to pay staffers and do things?

Cruz - 13.5 m
Carson - 11.5 m
Rubio - 11 m
Bush - 10.3 m
Christie - 1.4 m


And the bastard (Bush) only raised 13.4m in Q3

:getin:

Fun thing is Walker closed with nearly 1 m on hand, so he could have held in a little over another month before running dry

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Frankly, I think if I were Boehner I would spite-ally with Obama to avenge my own party leaving me at the alter like five loving times last go-around. Also I would put spiders in Jason Chaffetz's bed.

karlor
Apr 15, 2014

:911::ussr::911::ussr:
:ussr::911::ussr::911:
:911::ussr::911::ussr:
:ussr::911::ussr::911:
College Slice

pathetic little tramp posted:

Stock up on yeast and white sauce now while you can, but be careful how much of either you eat as they'll make your teeth go grey.

wait, what?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pick posted:

Frankly, I think if I were Boehner I would spite-ally with Obama to avenge my own party leaving me at the alter like five loving times last go-around. Also I would put spiders in Jason Chaffetz's bed.

I'd start coming in to work nude. What are they gonna do, fire me?

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

Pick posted:

Frankly, I think if I were Boehner I would spite-ally with Obama to avenge my own party leaving me at the alter like five loving times last go-around. Also I would put spiders in Jason Chaffetz's bed.

And give up his awaiting parachute?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

I'd start coming in to work nude. What are they gonna do, fire me?

"Hey Mr Speaker, nice leather S&M suit you have there!"

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Q3 money raised

Clinton - 28m
Sanders - 26m
Carson - 20m
Bush - 13m
Cruz - 12m
Fiorina - 7m
Rubio - 6m
Christie - 4m
Paul - 2.5m

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Fried Chicken posted:

Q3 money raised

Clinton - 28m
Sanders - 26m
Carson - 20m
Bush - 13m
Cruz - 12m
Fiorina - 7m
Rubio - 6m
Christie - 4m
Paul - 2.5m

Where's the Trump card?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Fried Chicken posted:

Q3 money raised

Clinton - 28m
Sanders - 26m
Carson - 20m
Bush - 13m
Cruz - 12m
Fiorina - 7m
Rubio - 6m
Christie - 4m
Paul - 2.5m

Sure, but that boils down to:

Democrats - 54m
Republicans - 64.5m

So the party the money's on hasn't exactly changed.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

karlor posted:

wait, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM&t=75

if you're a greedy eater you'll end up with your teeth all grey

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Trabisnikof posted:

Where's the Trump card?

Trump doesn't need your fuckin money pal.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Fried Chicken posted:

Q3 money raised

Clinton - 28m
Sanders - 26m
Carson - 20m
Bush - 13m
Cruz - 12m
Fiorina - 7m
Rubio - 6m
Christie - 4m
Paul - 2.5m

Don't forget my favorite number.




Edit: VVVVV: She forgot a K.

Kro-Bar fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Oct 15, 2015

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Kro-Bar posted:

Don't forget my favorite number.



Did she forget a K or did he really only spend 800 bucks on his campaign last quarter?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Fried Chicken posted:

Q3 money raised

Clinton - 28m
Sanders - 26m
Carson - 20m
Bush - 13m
Cruz - 12m
Fiorina - 7m
Rubio - 6m
Christie - 4m
Paul - 2.5m

20m on Carson. :lol:

The GOP really was in love with the idea of the anti-Obama.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Zeroisanumber posted:

20m on Carson. :lol:

The GOP really was in love with the idea of the anti-Obama.

It'll last until he says something even the GOP can't get behind. Which is saying something after he used the "if the jews had guns!" card.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

20m on Carson. :lol:

The GOP really was in love with the idea of the anti-Obama.

Reminder that Carson is not actively campaigning for the next two weeks while he goes on a book tour.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

Reminder that Carson is not actively campaigning for the next two weeks while he goes on a book tour.

Yeah, even the slobbering locker room conservatives over at RedState know that this means that Carson isn't serious.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
God, what the gently caress is even going on any more.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why the gently caress would Carson even do that?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

nachos posted:

Why the gently caress would Carson even do that?

You know how we say "Hey, I doubt this guy is actually running for president, he's running for national exposure to boost book sales."

The fact that the number 2 guy is suspending his campaign for 2 weeks in the heat of it, with this field, there's no other explanation.

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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

nachos posted:

Why the gently caress would Carson even do that?

Surgeon General in a Bush Administration?

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