Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

they got fired shortly after that and one of the other overnight guys lugged the black garbage bag full of porn home with him one morning
this is beautiful and sad

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
the first time i found porn i was hiking in the woods for an hour

the last time i found porn was when i was using google for any reason for more than a couple seconds

times have changed

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

there should be a name for when a wiki article has meticulous citations for questionable information and [citation needed] for something basic. wikiscoffing?

In mid-2015 the term "cuckservative", a portmanteau of "cuckold" and "conservative", was used by those on the right-wing to attack conservatives, Republicans, and others on the right whom they believe to hold positions at odds with conservatism and to be betraying the interests of the ethnic population of white European-Americans on issues such as immigration, multiculturalism, and demographic displacement. [11][12][13]

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
In the decade following the year 2000, increasing recognition has been given to the existence of a movement consisting of "a group of self‐described marginalized youth [who] constructed and sustained anti‐jock websites, where they articulated 'dissatisfaction with and anger toward institutions that uncritically adulate hyper‐masculine/high contact sport culture and the athletes who are part of this culture (i.e., the ‘jocks’)'” [1] Such has been cited as an act of resistance against the dominant media and cultural paradigm.[1]

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Steven is main character and the youngest member and only male member of the Crystal Gems. He is half-human and half-gem, the product of the love between Rose Quartz, former leader of the Gems, and Greg Universe, former one-man rock band. Rose had to give up her physical form to allow Steven to be born, and he has thus inherited her gem stone, a rose quartzembedded in his belly button. His gem weapon is shown in "Gem Glow" to be Rose's shield; his ability to consciously summon it was at first limited, but it has slowly grown through some of the episodes. He also has a sword that once belonged to his mother as well, which he can pull from his pet lion's mane. Steven can also create a bubble shield to protect him and his friends from any danger, and his saliva also inherited the powers of Rose's magical tears (which could heal things, such as cracked gems, bad eyesight, and broken bones, and make plants grow and come alive into an army), but unfortunately, due to Greg interfering with Steven's healing powers in "House Guest", they became inconsistent. Also, in "So Many Birthdays", Steven's gem can fluctuate his age, in "Watermelon Steven", he had the power to create watermelons shaped like himself (and they came to life because of his saliva), in "Monster Buddies", he learns how to form bubbles to contain and store gemstones, and in ''Chille Tid'' he learns that he has the ability to talk to Gems by dreaming. Steven is an overweight, carefree and musically talented person, as he plays the ukulele and is prone to breaking into song at anytime. He is eager to prove his abilities and his worth as a Crystal Gem. The 3 other Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl) take the combined roles of being his family and teachers in his life, looking after Steven at his young age. As Steven got older, he started to go on missions with the Gems more often. They live together in a combination of a suburban house and magicalcrystal temple on the beachside. When Steven is not on missions with the Gems, he is usually at the Big Donut or spending time with Connie or Greg. He sometimes hangs out with Jenny Pizza, Buck Dewey, and Sour Cream (three teens who are considered by many to be the "cool kids") as well. Despite the fact that he is the only Crystal Gem that is not named after his gem, his middle name is still "Quartz", which was his mother's last name. Steven's half-human origin has actually served as an advantage, as he was immune to the jail force fields and Gem destabilizers on board Peridot's hand-shaped ship in "Jail Break". Steven's Gem heritage also gives him greater strength and resilience than that of a regular human; he stayed conscious in the vacuum of space for a relatively long period in "Warp Tour", in "Joy Ride", he easily lifts Jenny out of harm's way, in "The Return", he set off the air bag in Greg's van by punching the dashboard, and he jumped off of the spaceship's dismembered thumb and landed unharmed on the ground after falling at least fifty feet. Steven's favorite TV show is "Crying Breakfast Friends". Steven hasn't fused with any Gem yet, but he did, however, fuse with Connie into Stevonnie in "Alone Together" and "We Need to Talk"; he is so far the only Gem to fuse with a pure human (which is Connie). In "Joy Ride", Steven felt uncomfortable talking about his mother with the Gems because he felt that they (even Pearl the most) blame him for Rose not being around anymore. Steven can also be very emotional; he really cares about his family and friends, and can do anything to help them (his emotions are how he can summon his shield). Steven is friends with almost everyone in Beach City. He tries to be friends with Peridot, but that didn't go as planned; however, starting in "Catch and Release", he is working to help and maybe befriend her.

e: hell the whole page just look how fuckin long it is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Steven_Universe_characters

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
The owner justified Jones's ejection by saying, "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood."[12]

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

computer parts posted:

The owner justified Jones's ejection by saying, "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood."[12]

i love it when stores judo this type of person

also i would be okay with a store that bans all practititioners of evil magics

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

In 2010, a man who described himself as a "Star Wars follower" and "Jedi Knight" was thrown out of a Jobcentrein Southend, Essex, for refusing to remove his hood, and later received an apology. The man said that "The main reason is I want to wear my hood up and I have got a religion which allows me to do that."[13]

:jerkbag:

I wonder why he is jobless

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
In Sweden, however, the title literally translates as "Springtime for Hitler". As a result of its success, all but two of Mel Brooks movies in Swedish have been given similar titles: "Springtime for Mother-In-Law" (The Twelve Chairs); "Springtime for the Sheriff" (Blazing Saddles); "Springtime for Frankenstein" (Young Frankenstein); "Springtime for the Silent Movies" (Silent Movie); "Springtime for the Lunatics" (High Anxiety); "Springtime for World History" (History of the World, Part I); "Springtime for Space" (Spaceballs); and "Springtime for the Slum" (Life Stinks).[13]

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

computer parts posted:

In Sweden, however, the title literally translates as "Springtime for Hitler". As a result of its success, all but two of Mel Brooks movies in Swedish have been given similar titles: "Springtime for Mother-In-Law" (The Twelve Chairs); "Springtime for the Sheriff" (Blazing Saddles); "Springtime for Frankenstein" (Young Frankenstein); "Springtime for the Silent Movies" (Silent Movie); "Springtime for the Lunatics" (High Anxiety); "Springtime for World History" (History of the World, Part I); "Springtime for Space" (Spaceballs); and "Springtime for the Slum" (Life Stinks).[13]

gonna say not worthless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
really looking forward to Springtime for Space 2: The Quest for More Money

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

syscall girl posted:

really looking forward to Springtime for Space 2: Springtime for More Money

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
the swedes have a very seasoned sense of humor

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

daft punk railroad posted:

the swedes have a very seasoned sense of humor

didn't they call airplane! "the crazy plane" or something?

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

A study has found that The Smiths employed the greatest vocabulary range of all bands to emerge from Manchester, using more than 1,100 different words in their first three albums.[76]

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Blue Train posted:

In 2010, a man who described himself as a "Star Wars follower" and "Jedi Knight" was thrown out of a Jobcentrein Southend, Essex, for refusing to remove his hood, and later received an apology. The man said that "The main reason is I want to wear my hood up and I have got a religion which allows me to do that."[13]

:jerkbag:

I wonder why he is jobless

whats the name of the song your av is from again? ive been looking for that one

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Gus Hobbleton posted:

whats the name of the song your av is from again? ive been looking for that one
"bad blood" by taylor swift

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Gus Hobbleton posted:

whats the name of the song your av is from again? ive been looking for that one

here you go, gus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdAGlYZsl88

"america" by rocker joker

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

The Leck posted:

A study has found that The Smiths employed the greatest vocabulary range of all bands to emerge from Manchester, using more than 1,100 different words in their first three albums.[76]
tbh i'd have expected the fall

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Blue Train posted:

In 2010, a man who described himself as a "Star Wars follower" and "Jedi Knight" was thrown out of a Jobcentrein Southend, Essex, for refusing to remove his hood, and later received an apology. The man said that "The main reason is I want to wear my hood up and I have got a religion which allows me to do that."[13]

:jerkbag:

I wonder why he is jobless

there's a guy at the DMV who wears his naruto headband and trenchcoat to work. but spergin is probably an asset in detail oriented bureaucracy.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Rats_using_geometry

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




:five:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

:perfect:

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Fuddy-duddy "was often used as a verb by a native of the state of Maine... in the sense of 'to act in a foolish or ineffectual manner".[13]

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

On February 20, 2009, al-Zaidi received a 90-minute trial by the Central Criminal Court of Iraq.[9] On March 12, 2009, he was sentenced to three years in prison for assaulting a foreign head of state during an official visit. On April 7, the sentence was reduced from three years to one year.[10] He was released on 15 September 2009 for good behavior, after serving nine months of the sentence.[11]

lol they really threw the shoe book at him

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



computer parts posted:

Fuddy-duddy "was often used as a verb by a native of the state of Maine... in the sense of 'to act in a foolish or ineffectual manner".[13]

I always interpreted fuddy-duddy as hesitant but caring, like a grandma. Grandmas are neither foolish nor ineffectual imo.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I always interpreted fuddy-duddy as hesitant but caring, like a grandma. Grandmas are neither foolish nor ineffectual imo.

i wish that word filter was still active and forums-wide

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



theres one i never noticed i guess?

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

In 1817, James Monroe, while President of the United States, visited his cousin, Catherine Hanna, in Clarkson.[6]

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
The final blow would come when Knuckles responded to a distress call from his people and arrived in Albion to find it deserted. This would be revealed to be the work of Thrash the Tasmanian Devil, whose people were mutated by ancient Echidnas. Thrash's actions led to almost all the remaining Echidnas being banished from Mobius, with Knuckles failing to rescue them. In reality, the disappearance of these characters-among others-was due to a lawsuit by Ken Penders.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Skeep posted:

The final blow would come when Knuckles responded to a distress call from his people and arrived in Albion to find it deserted. This would be revealed to be the work of Thrash the Tasmanian Devil, whose people were mutated by ancient Echidnas. Thrash's actions led to almost all the remaining Echidnas being banished from Mobius, with Knuckles failing to rescue them. In reality, the disappearance of these characters-among others-was due to a lawsuit by Ken Penders.

lol

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lets play wikipedia! [CYOA]


oh, well of course wiki commons has a rat category *click*

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Rats

oh gross lol gotta check this one out *click*

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Dead_rats

oh wait, somebody followed their cat around for a pic of it killing a rat? ugh fine *click*

"Predatorycat_ubt.jpeg"


huh, this other thumbnail looks like it could almost be the same cat *click*

"Predatorycat_ubt-grey_rat.jpeg"


:ughh:

e:


wait.....wait one minute mister!!



Salix....nooo :gonk:

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 18, 2015

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

gently caress, i feel like i need something happy after discovering that some sociopath murdered their pet rat for a wikipedia photo. so im gonna share my favorite animal picture that is part of the main article for that animal. behold! the mighty chinchilla:



except it's not part of the main chinchilla article anymore, because wiki hates fun :catstare:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

 developed and published by tobyfox (pseudonym of Toby Fox).

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Blue Train posted:

 developed and published by tobyfox (pseudonym of Toby Fox).

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_Cow_War

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
While modern inkjet and laser printers are nowhere near as flammable as their mainframe ancestors,[citation needed]

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
LPAR0 on fire

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply