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I just hope there are no children. Bethesda is incapable of writing them, and they're annoying as hell. I understand why you can't kill them in game, but I've never met anyone who enjoyed having them around. Even in Hearthfire they were just an afterthought.
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Peztopiary posted:I just hope there are no children. Bethesda is incapable of writing them, and they're annoying as hell. I understand why you can't kill them in game, but I've never met anyone who enjoyed having them around. Even in Hearthfire they were just an afterthought. There will be children, and they will be whacky as hell.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:46 |
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Peztopiary posted:I just hope there are no children. Bethesda is incapable of writing them, and they're annoying as hell. I understand why you can't kill them in game, but I've never met anyone who enjoyed having them around. Even in Hearthfire they were just an afterthought. Piper's sister
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:48 |
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Peztopiary posted:I just hope there are no children. Bethesda is incapable of writing them, and they're annoying as hell. I understand why you can't kill them in game, but I've never met anyone who enjoyed having them around. Even in Hearthfire they were just an afterthought. Plan B mod day one
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:03 |
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frajaq posted:
If she actually kills bandits with that golf club she's cool enough to do dumb side quests for.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:06 |
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Children in their last 3 games weird me out. Because they use one model to convey multiple stages of development. So in little light you have kids that can barely comprehend maturation and growth as concepts, and in skyrim you have a kid actively summoning an assassin. But they look almost identical.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:26 |
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What's completely loving insane about "HATE NEWSPAPERS" is that that's not a response any human being would ever have when someone tells you they write for a newspaper. Even "UGH, JOURNALISTS" makes more sense, and at least there's a direction you can head from there ("what's your beef with journalists?" "well when I was a war hero they wouldn't leave me alone" "you were a war hero? what war did you fight in?" "well..." and now we are developing characters). I'll concede we don't know what's behind those options (which is its own problem) but from the terrible previews they read like they were written by someone who has never had a conversation but was asked to synthesize one based on a YouTube Mass Effect Let's Play. At least if the character weren't voiced I could know what my options are and imagine something resembling a sane line reading.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:27 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:At least if the character weren't voiced I could know what my options are and imagine something resembling a sane line reading. Yeah doing PC VA really seems like the worst of both worlds-- you lock everyone into one specific voice, and the dialog itself gets less depth. Meanwhile at one end of the spectrum the roleplayers are going to pretend like the VA isn't there because their gay republican serial killer character doesn't sound like that and at the other end of the spectrum people blitzing through the plot to hoover every bit of loot and kill everything are just going to scan the captions for anything actionable and click through anything else.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:36 |
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Yup, hating people that gather information makes more sense than hating an organization that can purposefully misrepresent information.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:37 |
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Nasgate posted:Yup, hating people that gather information makes more sense than hating an organization that can purposefully misrepresent information. As a newspaper reporter I completely agree.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:43 |
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frajaq posted:
Holy poo poo, this kid looks whacky. What's she doing with all that junk? What's with the pilot's cap. Jesus Christ, I bet there's going to be some EPIC jokes about all of those things, in a little kid voice. Tiny Tina, but turned up to [haha] 11.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:44 |
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crime fighting hog posted:Plan B mod day one Yeah, pretty much. I've just never met anyone who had good things to say about Bethesda children and I wish they'd stop.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:46 |
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Peztopiary posted:Yeah, pretty much. I've just never met anyone who had good things to say about Bethesda children and I wish they'd stop. It's been so long since I played Fallout 3 -I don't remember much about the missions/dialogue involving children other than the whiny voices grated on my nerves like a dentist drill.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:52 |
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Nasgate posted:Yup, hating people that gather information makes more sense than hating an organization that can purposefully misrepresent information. He doesn't know what newspaper she works for, though, which means that choosing that option doesn't mean he hates a particular organization, he hates the concept of newspapers. That's a totally fine and justifiable thing to do, but to bring it up arbitrarily a few lines into a conversation? That's some alien-masquerading-as-a-person poo poo
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:57 |
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sector_corrector posted:What's with the pilot's cap. A lot of Fallout fashion choices can be explained with "well, Mad Max did it."
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:09 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:He doesn't know what newspaper she works for, though, which means that choosing that option doesn't mean he hates a particular organization, he hates the concept of newspapers. That's a totally fine and justifiable thing to do, but to bring it up arbitrarily a few lines into a conversation? That's some alien-masquerading-as-a-person poo poo "Hello, I'm a Cannibal" A:"Cannibal? What is that?" B: "Not my business who you eat" C: "HATE CANNIBAL" D: "Support eating humans"
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:12 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:He doesn't know what newspaper she works for, though, which means that choosing that option doesn't mean he hates a particular organization, he hates the concept of newspapers. That's a totally fine and justifiable thing to do, but to bring it up arbitrarily a few lines into a conversation? That's some alien-masquerading-as-a-person poo poo It's not really much different than someone saying they hate "the news", which people say all the time. It's an awkward way to phrase it but "ugh, I hate newspapers" is about the same as saying "ugh I hate the media" or "ugh I hate journalists" or "ugh I hate politics" or whatever other dumb low-information stuff people do actually say often.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:14 |
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There's a secret side quest chain that you unlock by only picking the HATE X options in a conversation with a certain NPC.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:15 |
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Psychotic Weasel posted:It would be nice if the put more unflagged locations in the world for people who truly like exploring to stumble on but I doubt they'd put that much effort into things that few people would ever be likely to see. All their games have at least a few of those. It varies from game to game, but you can expect to see some cool little set piece areas that they'll never really direct you towards that have something interesting about them. I doubt there will be a *ton* of them, but they'll be some.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:16 |
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Bethesda's also pretty good at telling tiny stories with the clutter they place in the world. Last time I was playing Fallout 3 I found a motorcycle and duffel-bag at the top of a cliff, containing a Chinese pistol and a suicide note leaving it to a little brother. There was a skeleton at the bottom of the cliff
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:23 |
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JoshTheStampede posted:It's not really much different than someone saying they hate "the news", which people say all the time. It's an awkward way to phrase it but "ugh, I hate newspapers" is about the same as saying "ugh I hate the media" or "ugh I hate journalists" or "ugh I hate politics" or whatever other dumb low-information stuff people do actually say often. Yeah, when you put it like that it's fair. I still don't think any native speaker would respond to "I work for a newspaper" with "I hate newspapers", though. Even "I hate the news" feels more right. I know I'm nitpicking but it's just funny that literally every new piece of media Bethesda releases (barring the SPECIAL shorts, which are not my style but well-made and cute, and "The Wanderer" trailer) makes the game look worse and worse
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:25 |
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Yes I'm actually a well respected archaeologist working on sites in the Levant with relation to biblical references and HATE BETHESDA
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:34 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:Yeah, when you put it like that it's fair. I still don't think any native speaker would respond to "I work for a newspaper" with "I hate newspapers", though. Even "I hate the news" feels more right. I know I'm nitpicking but it's just funny that literally every new piece of media Bethesda releases (barring the SPECIAL shorts, which are not my style but well-made and cute, and "The Wanderer" trailer) makes the game look worse and worse I have seen native speakers launching into rants about how much they hate news media at the mere mention of it. It is rude and stupid but then again maybe that's what you want your character to be, rude and stupid. It's might lack a bit of subtly but it's a game not real life. Conversations in plays, books, comics, movies, media in general normally lack a bit of subtly you'd find in real life. Them's the breaks when you are trying to fit what would normally be a half an hour long chit chat into 60 seconds of dialogue. I think you are being a bit melodramatic.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:35 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:Yeah, when you put it like that it's fair. I still don't think any native speaker would respond to "I work for a newspaper" with "I hate newspapers", though. I'm going to assume you haven't been to the American Midwest or south, or mountain region.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:38 |
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Selecting the HATE NEWSPAPERS option causes the player character to go into a two-hour rant about how all the media is just a joke, man, and how you gotta learn for yourself, man, and how both parties are the same and that's why he voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 and doesn't regret it.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:51 |
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frajaq posted:And then the doors of Diamond City are closed to the player forever Is that what Piper calls her vag?
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 03:38 |
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Lotish posted:Is that what Piper calls her vag? poo poo, I'd call mine that if I had one
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:09 |
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So are we implying that Piper is loose because her vag resembles a baseball stadium now? Is that why she wants to see you in her office later with a sultry flutter?
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:24 |
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Funky Valentine posted:
Oh, thanks for the info. You definitely don't seem like an idiot.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:36 |
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HATE NEWSPAPERS will now have Jx Fallout quote entirety of Colorado Senator Armstrong's presidential speech
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:36 |
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crime fighting hog posted:It's been so long since I played Fallout 3 -I don't remember much about the missions/dialogue involving children other than the whiny voices grated on my nerves like a dentist drill. Two words: Little Lamplight. Other than that, the kids weren't really all that bad. A bit grating in the cities if you talked to them to find out about the place, but those were at least optional. And FO3 at least had a separate model, or at least NPC size, for adolescents. Comparing the voices to a dentist drill was about right. The kids were either high pitched whine, or a slow and dopey "mommy just gave me a shot of rad-roach hootch to make me shut up".
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:46 |
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Lotish posted:Is that what Piper calls her vag? Diamond City Dugout
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:50 |
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Lotish posted:Is that what Piper calls her vag? Scorpion Gulch.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:52 |
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Delsaber posted:Scorpion Gulch. Cottonwood Cove?
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 05:05 |
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GuyUpNorth posted:HATE NEWSPAPERS will now have Jx Fallout quote entirety of Colorado Senator Armstrong's presidential speech I will get into modding for FO4 just to replace every line Jx Fallout does with Armstrong Quotes.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 05:44 |
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Seashell Salesman posted:Cottonwood Cove? Hidden Valley
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 05:53 |
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The Glow
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 06:06 |
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North Cistern
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 06:24 |
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Red Rock Canyon
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 06:50 |
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Caesar was knee deep in a stream washing vegetables. Coming up to him, John Fallout said, “My good Caesar, if you knew how to pay court to kings, you wouldn’t have to wash vegetables.” “And,” replied Caesar, “If you knew how to wash vegetables, you wouldn’t have to pay court to kings.”
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