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I was about to make a photoshop of Barkley 2 downloading from my humble bundle page complete with multiple eye-popping grandmas, but turns out it's not even on the list anymore  *Ah I see they moved it to a separate "purchases made" type page now. Mercury_Storm fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Oct 17, 2015 |
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Gortarius posted:Hey guys, just making a quick post from here, at the Bahamas. Maybe post some beach pics as backer rewards. At least a shot of your Mojito?
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Oct 17, 2015 22:34
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i cry myself to sleep every night because this game isn't out.
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Oct 17, 2015 22:39
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:On that day, we will all be truck pump. second kickstarter to raise funds to replace every poster in this thread's av with gas pumps and keep it that way for at least 6 months
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Oct 18, 2015 00:08
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The game is already finished, they just need to fill dwarfnet up with a few more posts from this thread.
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Oct 18, 2015 00:44
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Ahaha, imagine if dwarfnet has a thread for gun's and zaubers. Each post could have a fifty-fifty chance of either being a pre-written idea or a randomly generated idea (a simple example: "a gun that shoots %PLURALNOUN%").
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Oct 18, 2015 01:40
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BiggerJ posted:Ahaha, imagine if dwarfnet has a thread for gun's and zaubers. Each post could have a fifty-fifty chance of either being a pre-written idea or a randomly generated idea (a simple example: "a gun that shoots %PLURALNOUN%"). don't forget the 1% chance of some moron who hasn't found it yet posting an idea for a gun that's actually in the game
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SeXReX posted:don't forget the 1% chance of some moron who hasn't found it yet posting an idea for a gun that's actually in the game A bunch of the gun ideas had similar effects already in game though.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:A bunch of the gun ideas had similar effects already in game though. There is nothing new under the gun. Edit: Calling it now: Barkley 2 is to gun's what Barkley 1 is to b-ball. In Barkley 3 gun's will take a back seat to the third and final thing.
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Baloogan posted:I kinda skimmed this thread, you know where I mentioned "some fag runs off with them laughing at you" pack it up barkleyailures
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Oct 19, 2015 10:55
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Been working on this really annoying minigame for the past week. It's one of the first things the game points you to and since it is just pure agony it's probably where over half of the (6) players will stop playing and uninstall the game at. Anyways, that thing is now more or less done so I'm thinking I should go back to add some filler to Dwarfnet and I think this topic thinly veiled as something else might do it.
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Oct 19, 2015 11:01
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Gortarius posted:Been working on this really annoying minigame for the past week. It's one of the first things the game points you to and since it is just pure agony it's probably where over half of the (6) players will stop playing and uninstall the game at. When you copy our gun's suggestions, what will you replace 'gun', 'gun's' and 'bullets' with? Also, can we please design more lovely forum avatars for Dwarfnet?
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Oct 19, 2015 11:56
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BiggerJ posted:When you copy our gun's suggestions, what will you replace 'gun', 'gun's' and 'bullets' with? Anime, manga, figurines
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Oct 19, 2015 16:21
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My posts in this thread are public domain. (unless I quoted someone else, I can't PD those parts)
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Oct 19, 2015 16:33
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Can we have some posts from users desperately trying to fellate the developers of not-barkley in a passive aggressive crypto-ironic fahsion because they think getting an unattributed quote in a vidcon is the only way they can break into the industry and feel like they have any ability whatsoever to effect the crushing inertia of a movement that moved past them years to decades ago?
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Claim: Barkley 2 is a scam and/or ponzi scheme! Rebuttal: As far as I can tell, Barkley 2 generally being a scam relies on a series of allegations for which there was never any evidence given. Other than the alleged words of anonymous ex-employees. This makes it difficult to refute anything because there is not anything presented to refute. A ponzi scheme is where you get new investors to pay the returns of old investors and skim the rest to yourself, instead of you know actually investing the money in a project like ToG does. Barkley 2 is simply crowdfunding, old backers got some minor perks but otherwise will receive the same game as new backers. The money undoubtly being invested in the game development: In 2015 ToG has 4 studios and over 250 developers and contractors working on Barkley 2.
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Oct 19, 2015 17:20
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I would like ToG to sell us exclusive images of jerseys that we will have in game once the game is released.
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kikkelivelho posted:Claim: Barkley 2 is a scam and/or ponzi scheme! I get we're being ironic here but comparing Barkley to Star Citizen is going too far
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NmareBfly posted:Can we have some posts from users desperately trying to fellate the developers of not-barkley in a passive aggressive crypto-ironic fahsion because they think getting an unattributed quote in a vidcon is the only way they can break into the industry and feel like they have any ability whatsoever to effect the crushing inertia of a movement that moved past them years to decades ago? Heh, nice uh, nice ironic post you've got there... 
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Oct 19, 2015 17:46
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NmareBfly posted:Can we have some posts from users desperately trying to fellate the developers of not-barkley in a passive aggressive crypto-ironic fahsion because they think getting an unattributed quote in a vidcon is the only way they can break into the industry and feel like they have any ability whatsoever to effect the crushing inertia of a movement that moved past them years to decades ago? lol look at this fuckin post
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Oct 19, 2015 18:19
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When is the next plinkett review
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Oct 19, 2015 18:26
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Claim: Barkley 2 can't be made/The technology isnīt there! rebuttal: Creating things that werenīt there before, seems like the very definition of development. Also it is often impossible to know that something cannot actually be done until you try it. Basically this argument boils down to the question if a developer should take risks and make something new or keep on doing the same thing like everybody else. Ironically Barkley: shut up and jam gaiden would not have existed if cBoyardee did the latter.
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NmareBfly posted:Can we have some posts from users desperately trying to fellate the developers of not-barkley in a passive aggressive crypto-ironic fahsion because they think getting an unattributed quote in a vidcon is the only way they can break into the industry and feel like they have any ability whatsoever to effect the crushing inertia of a movement that moved past them years to decades ago?
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Make the game be beatable in a pacifist run, and make the game call you a horrible monster who burn go to hell if you kill anyone.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Make the game be beatable in a pacifist run, and make the game call you a horrible monster who burn go to hell if you kill anyone. agreed, but replace "beatable" with "not beatable"
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I was just about to make some anime avatars for dwarfnet yesterday but then I didn't. I'll make some today, maybe make some lovely video if I'm feeling fancy.Liquid Dinosaur posted:Make the game be beatable in a pacifist run, and make the game call you a horrible monster who burn go to hell if you kill anyone. Most of the game you can go through as a pacifist already but then there is a bunch of instances where we'd need to add in some alternative method to progress, like putting stamina bars on bosses or some poo poo like that. AnonSpore posted:I get we're being ironic here but comparing Barkley to Star Citizen is going too far It is a very accurate comparison. Both are scams made by stupid idiots who don't know what they are doing. Barkley 2 being the bigger offender of the two.
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Gortarius posted:I was just about to make some anime avatars for dwarfnet yesterday but then I didn't. I'll make some today, maybe make some lovely video if I'm feeling fancy. Why won't you just let us plop out some lovely 88x104 (44x52 doublesized) monstrosities (specifically, plop them out into the public domain so we can't demand royalties later)?
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isbarkley2outyet.com?
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BiggerJ posted:Why won't you just let us plop out some lovely 88x104 (44x52 doublesized) monstrosities (specifically, plop them out into the public domain so we can't demand royalties later)? I mean, you could I suppose, but then I'd have to clear that with the producer since ther might be some sort of unforeseen problem with that. It would change this thread from gun's-suggestion's into a stream of funnypic.png, so no loss there, heh. Vax posted:isbarkley2outyet.com? No. Come back in 2023 and you shall have it.
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I've noticed that while you've made the Vidcon Pack available again (which you've previously said was impossible because of all the people involved in the games in it), it can only be gotten by buying the True Doom Murder Edition, which costs $60 (as opposed to the $10 and $25 editions). Is the price A: Necessary to pay off all the people behind the games in the Vidcon Pack B: A piece of comedic performance art involving the transfer of ridiculous amoutns of money to you C: For some other wacky reason D: CORPORATE ATTITUDE BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 10:20
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Problem with public contributions is that someone will inevitably contribute a green sonic or blue pikatchu or a similarly original character.
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BiggerJ posted:I've noticed that while you've made the Vidcon Pack available again (which you've previously said was impossible because of all the people involved in the games in it), it can only be gotten by buying the True Doom Murder Edition, which costs $60 (as opposed to the $10 and $25 editions). Is the price I don't know, I thought that collection of garbage was just something we used to trick people into giving more money to us and the only way to get it was through kickstarter. I'm guessing option D.
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Anonymous Robot posted:lol look at this fuckin post its pretty spot on
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Gortarius posted:I don't know, I thought that collection of garbage was just something we used to trick people into giving more money to us and the only way to get it was through kickstarter.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:06
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is this thread frog fractions 2
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quakster posted:If it makes you feel worse, that's exactly why I backed. I don't have any feelings. I'm a gamer psycho mercenary.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:11
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Go to bed
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Gortarius posted:Most of the game you can go through as a pacifist already but then there is a bunch of instances where we'd need to add in some alternative method to progress, like putting stamina bars on bosses or some poo poo like that.
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Gortarius posted:I was just about to make some anime avatars for dwarfnet yesterday but then I didn't. BUTTERWORBS posted:game looks g reat cant wait for the late 2013 release
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