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- Haptical Sales Slut
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I took a first date to see splice in the theater. there was not a second date.
let me give u my second date tip, when u see your date say "butts crappenin' " as a hello
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Oct 20, 2015 04:42
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- yoober
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i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret
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Oct 20, 2015 05:26
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Oct 20, 2015 13:36
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i might ask a lady to go on a date tonight
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 20, 2015 14:27
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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she is going to be a byob expert by the end
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Oct 20, 2015 14:28
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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or should i say... sexpert?
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 20, 2015 14:28
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- alnilam
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Good luck mister magpie
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Oct 20, 2015 15:46
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i married my date over 11 years ago so i should be ok
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Oct 20, 2015 16:02
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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i married my date over 11 years ago so i should be ok
It's that kind of attitude that's going to bite you in the rear end
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Oct 20, 2015 16:11
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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if i cut a few corners she won't notice. so it's arbys and the 6 pm showing of pixels at the discount theater for us
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Oct 20, 2015 16:21
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Curly fries ftw
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Oct 20, 2015 16:27
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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The turkey club is good as hell
i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret
they arethere. I wish my dates went that well
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Oct 20, 2015 16:29
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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do you think shes gonna say yes when you ask her out
it's about 50/50 honestly
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Oct 20, 2015 16:52
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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as long as i don't mention byob i think i'll be fine
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Oct 20, 2015 17:51
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- Piso Mojado
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as long as i don't mention byob i think i'll be fine
live post your date
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Oct 20, 2015 18:06
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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for real i am gonna ask my wife if she wants to see a movie tonight so it will be a pretty boring live post
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Oct 20, 2015 18:08
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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if you spill food on yourself make sure to say "looks like dinner is on me "
solid date advice here fellas
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Oct 20, 2015 18:12
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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if i cut a few corners she won't notice. so it's arbys and the 6 pm showing of pixels at the discount theater for us
Arby's is one thing, but Pixels? man. get ready for divorce papers.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:50
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- Puppy Galaxy
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i messaged her after the date and said "hey great meeting you, let's do it again sometime" and she agreed. might see if she wants to come over and have dinner or something, but i'll have to do some planning and cleaning. also it'd be cool if my roommates weren't home. i haven't had sex in like two months, hope everything still works
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Oct 20, 2015 19:07
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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2 months? Nice humblebrag
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Oct 20, 2015 19:27
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- Puppy Galaxy
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i might invite her to my buddy's halloween party, i already invited another girl but i dont think that one likes me so it should be fine.
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Oct 20, 2015 23:19
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- City of Glompton
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i might invite her to my buddy's halloween party, i already invited another girl but i dont think that one likes me so it should be fine.
can't wait for you to live blog the hijinks that ensue during this interpretation of a "double date"
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 21, 2015 04:39
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- GEExCEE
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Oct 21, 2015 17:06
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- GEExCEE
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Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:21
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 21, 2015 17:26
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- Puppy Galaxy
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can't wait for you to live blog the hijinks that ensue during this interpretation of a "double date"
its a halloween party so i can keep going back and forth between two different costumes
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Oct 21, 2015 17:46
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- precision
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why do new yorkers hate on Arbys? Seinfeld and Jon Stewart both mocked the place constantly but as far as fast food goes it's a lot better than mcdonalds or even wendys mostly because
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Oct 21, 2015 19:57
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Oct 22, 2015 17:13
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Pictured; Watson and Crick model the helix structure of the Arby's Fry.
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Oct 22, 2015 19:26
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- alnilam
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Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin's crystallography work was really what paved the way for the modern understanding of curly fry morphology
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Oct 22, 2015 19:32
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin
I talk about her all the time. Have you even seen her big helix? pffft
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Oct 22, 2015 19:38
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- google THIS
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Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:59
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- Piso Mojado
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Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin's crystallography work was really what paved the way for the modern understanding of curly fry morphology
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Oct 22, 2015 22:47
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- Puppy Galaxy
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Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.
this is some good poo poo
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