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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fried Chicken posted:

The media decided she was the next hot thing rather than her gaining any support - they changed the rules to put her in the big kids debate, gave her a ton of focus there, ran a bunch of op eds about "look, the republicans have a woman too!" and then reality set in that she is a complete fuckup who shouldn't be trusted to care for a pet rock. People weren't interested in her so it wasn't selling papers or getting clicks, so the press moved on, and things are reverting back to where they were.

OK, I was just worried that crazy Republican primary voters were unaccountably not responding to her lies about the PP videos and well I need something to make sense anymore.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

OK, I was just worried that crazy Republican primary voters were unaccountably not responding to her lies about the PP videos and well I need something to make sense anymore.

All the voters who would've loved that dumb poo poo have already been entranced by Ben Carson's dumb poo poo.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Breaking sorta-news: Jim Webb is dropping out

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

republican "moderates" (read: business-first republicans, not actually moderates) may just retire for those sweet lobbying bucks if the crazies don't let Ryan become speaker

because that's going to scare the crazies, the prospect of rinos retiring on their own:

quote:

The moderate wing of the GOP is concerned that if the House cannot coalesce behind Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) or someone like him as speaker, some of the more pragmatic members of the caucus will retire, the National Journal reported Monday.

“De­pend­ing on how this shakes out, you may see some Main Street mem­bers re­tire,” Sarah Cham­ber­lain -- chief op­er­at­ing and fin­an­cial of­ficer for the Republic­an Main Street Part­ner­ship, which supports moderate GOP lawmakers -- told the National Journal. "They’re hop­ing for a Ry­an-type can­did­ate. But if it’s not and it be­comes a huge mess, why be sit­ting here?”

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/moderates-gop-retirement-paul-ryan

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

evilweasel posted:

republican "moderates" (read: business-first republicans, not actually moderates) may just retire for those sweet lobbying bucks if the crazies don't let Ryan become speaker

because that's going to scare the crazies, the prospect of rinos retiring on their own:


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/moderates-gop-retirement-paul-ryan

So this just keeps getting better and better.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Northjayhawk posted:

Breaking sorta-news: Jim Webb is dropping out

Well it was fun while it lasted.

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

evilweasel posted:

republican "moderates" (read: business-first republicans, not actually moderates) may just retire for those sweet lobbying bucks if the crazies don't let Ryan become speaker

because that's going to scare the crazies, the prospect of rinos retiring on their own:


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/moderates-gop-retirement-paul-ryan

If this actually became a thing, do you think the rump party patriarchs would have enough sway to sever the K Street connection for defectors?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

evilweasel posted:

republican "moderates" (read: business-first republicans, not actually moderates) may just retire for those sweet lobbying bucks if the crazies don't let Ryan become speaker

because that's going to scare the crazies, the prospect of rinos retiring on their own:


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/moderates-gop-retirement-paul-ryan

This has been a thing in my state. It wasn't announced, but the long time moderate conservatives just started quitting as more and more Tea Partiers got elected. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been happening in other states.

It's just not fun to work with these people.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Hollismason posted:

So this just keeps getting better and better.

It's all fun and games until the Tea Party gains a plurality of the seats in the majority party's caucus.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Typical Pubbie posted:

Well it was fun while it lasted.

A week? Give or take a day or two

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Good Ole George.

George W. Bush unleashes on Ted Cruz
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/jeb-bush-george-bush-donors-ted-cruz-214933

quote:


“I just don’t like the guy,” Bush said Sunday night, according to conversations with more than half a dozen donors who attended the event.

One donor in the room said the former president had been offering mostly anodyne accounts of how the Bush family network views the current campaign and charming off-the-cuff jokes, until he launched into Cruz.

“I was like, ‘Holy sh-t, did he just say that?’” the donor said. “I remember looking around and seeing that other people were also looking around surprised.”

“The tenor of what he said about the other candidates was really pretty pleasant,” another donor said. “Until he got to Cruz.”

Bush took a harsh view of Cruz’s apparent alliance with Trump, who stood with the senator at a Capitol Hill rally last month in opposition to the Iran deal. While Trump, the current GOP poll leader, has attacked most of his competitors in the 2016 field, he has avoided criticizing Cruz.


This is rather unusual what with Ted Cruz's involvement in the Bush campaign.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


To be fair does anyone who has met Cruz actually LIKE him?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Radish posted:

To be fair does anyone who has met Cruz actually LIKE him?

Nope.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Radish posted:

To be fair does anyone who has met Cruz actually LIKE him?

Imagine how his kids hug him when he comes home and he sits there interested in listening about their day and then his wife comes in an gives him a kiss on the cheek and they sit down to a nice family dinner.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

zoux posted:

Imagine how his kids hug him when he comes home and he sits there interested in listening about their day and then his wife comes in an gives him a kiss on the cheek and they sit down to a nice family dinner.

And then they take their kids to bed, change out of their human skins, and then make sweet reptilian love before going to bed.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I just thought it was funny because really Ted Cruz has done more for George Bush than his brother ever did. He was in the thick of it with the whole Supreme Court bullshit from what I understand.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Kaal posted:

And then they take their kids to bed, change out of their human skins, and then make sweet reptilian love before going to bed.

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics457.html

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

Radish posted:

To be fair does anyone who has met Cruz actually LIKE him?

They say one shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but in this case it isn't so much a judgement as it is the same instinct one would associate with setting eyes upon a dread tome bound in human flesh and inscribed with unspeakable sigils.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/10/rand-paul-2016-libertarianism-213265

Politico calling the death (stillbirth?) of lolbertarianism with the collapse of the Randyman's campaign.

quote:

Oh, and no less than 42 percent of millennials also think socialism is preferable to capitalism.
:getin:

Could this be what happens when the opposition spend seven years calling a relatively popular center-left president a socialist unceasingly? Have we all been conditioned?

zoux posted:

OK, I was just worried that crazy Republican primary voters were unaccountably not responding to her lies about the PP videos and well I need something to make sense anymore.

Her second debate performance got her a lot of attention and coverage, which she subsequently used to prove how awful a candidate she was.

Of the big three outsiders, Fiorina's campaign has always tried to play her as the rational option- a captain of industry like Trump without his boorishness or Carson's Adventist baggage. The anti-establishment wing's Kim Possible to Hillary's She-Go. She's also run as secularly as you can while Republican.

So for all of the buzz that her PP comments got, I don't think her potential support base ever rested with the people who rallied behind those videos. Social Conservatives and Christ voters have Carson, Cruz, and Huckabee openly flying their flag and working way harder to court them.

Debate attention opened Fiorina's record at HP and as a political campaigner up for scrutiny, and since that record's actually pretty bad in both cases, the effect on her campaign has been negative. Her defense when challenged about this has consistently been a mix of "nuh-uh, those be known Clintonite lies" or "let me tell you about some Planned Parenthood videos I saw" which, when taken with what I noted before should explain why her fan base hasn't been growing.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Fried Chicken posted:

Didn't Bevin's campaign release internal polling last week that had him down? Thought I saw something to that effect in the news real quick
SurveyUSA had him down 5 and his leaked internals had him down 3 which means he's probably closer to being down 6-7.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Her second debate performance got her a lot of attention and coverage, which she subsequently used to prove how awful a candidate she was.

I think it's more she did not effectively use it to carve out a niche. She's a bad candidate but she didn't really flub anything that Republican voters care about, she just didn't make a case for why she's better than an alternative. She's running as a sort of mix between outsider and establishment but if you want either outsider there's Trump or Carson, if you want tea-party friendly establishment there's Rubio, if you want religious wingnut there's Carson, and if you want solid establishment and naps there's Jeb! There's not really any niche of voters Fiorina really targets well and so once she stopped getting attention then people went back to not caring. There isn't a group of voters who want an outsider candidate with establishment cred.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

It seems neocons really have a soft spot for the Galactic Empire:

quote:

@BillKristol: .@continetti @DouthatNYT Needless to say, I was rooting for the Empire from the first moment. It was a benevolent liberal empire, after all.

quote:

@BillKristol: .@adesnik @DouthatNYT No objective evidence Empire was "evil." A liberal regime w meritocracy, upward mobility. Neocon/reformicon in spirit.

quote:

@continetti: @DouthatNYT I've been rooting for the Empire since 1983

Cheney: "I Was Honored To Be Compared To Darth Vader"

We need dozens of think-pieces delving into this peculiar relationship STAT

it's because they're assholes.

E:

quote:

@Bro_Pair: Bill Kristol saw Star Wars and rooted for the army named after Nazi troops which massacred teddy bears in a forest

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Rhesus Pieces posted:

We need dozens of think-pieces delving into this peculiar relationship STAT

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Rhesus Pieces posted:

It seems neocons really have a soft spot for the Galactic Empire:




Cheney: "I Was Honored To Be Compared To Darth Vader"

We need dozens of think-pieces delving into this peculiar relationship STAT

it's because they're assholes.

E:

To be fair who actually likes Ewoks?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


More accurately they idolized nazi analogues that tried to massacre teddie bears but got their asses kicked.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Conservatives misunderstanding the messages of children's media, you say?

Raerlynn
Oct 28, 2007

Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.
Comedy note : it comes out in the extended universe that the emperor didn't like non humans. Cheney supports racist Empire, doesn't see problem.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Rebels actually do have guns, and they use them to fight against the tyranny of the Galactic Empire, but the conservative defenders of the 2nd Amendment are represented by the Imperial because

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Haha, holy poo poo. My state sucks (the blood out of the poor)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

gradenko_2000 posted:

The Rebels actually do have guns, and they use them to fight against the tyranny of the Galactic Empire, but the conservative defenders of the 2nd Amendment are represented by the Imperial because

But the Empire has the better guns and uniforms! And I'd totally be a bad rear end and not get my skull caved in by a mutant teddy bear like some Liberal victim with no gun!

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I vote that we turn literally every thread into a Star Wars thread for the next two months. TFF and D&D are already working on it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MariusLecter posted:

But the Empire has the better guns and uniforms! And I'd totally be a bad rear end and not get my skull caved in by a mutant teddy bear like some Liberal victim with no gun!

Say what you want about fascism, they know stylish iconography.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

evilweasel posted:

I think it's more she did not effectively use it to carve out a niche. She's a bad candidate but she didn't really flub anything that Republican voters care about, she just didn't make a case for why she's better than an alternative. She's running as a sort of mix between outsider and establishment but if you want either outsider there's Trump or Carson, if you want tea-party friendly establishment there's Rubio, if you want religious wingnut there's Carson, and if you want solid establishment and naps there's Jeb! There's not really any niche of voters Fiorina really targets well and so once she stopped getting attention then people went back to not caring. There isn't a group of voters who want an outsider candidate with establishment cred.

As best as I can tell Fiorina's sell seems to be "You want a woman? Well vote for me instead of Hillary. But you shouldn't want a woman! That's sexist! So don't vote for me!"

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Oh wait, the empire were the fascists?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

World Famous Whore posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. My state sucks (the blood out of the poor)

If they didn't have the threat of going to jail, I would probably consider this a good idea. Just something like, donate blood, get $100 off your fine. There is almost always a blood shortage, and it would still help people who had trouble paying fines. Throwing people in jail for failure to pay is the only real problem in my eyes. Donating blood is still voluntary.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
So Republicans are having their closed door meeting this afternoon. What are the odds it all falls apart?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Ron Jeremy posted:

Oh wait, the empire were the fascists?



The one on the left though is way bigger.

Everybody does parade formations. It's spiffy.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hollismason posted:

So Republicans are having their closed door meeting this afternoon. What are the odds it all falls apart?

Depends on whether or not Paul Ryan agrees to fall on his sword.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Gravel Gravy posted:

Everybody does parade formations. It's spiffy.

Everyone knows real leftists revolutionaries throw dance parties instead.

e:
https://youtu.be/26ro4zarX5s?t=1m18s

fool of sound fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Oct 20, 2015

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Ron Jeremy posted:

Oh wait, the empire were the fascists?



It goes deeper than that



:eek:

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