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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

evobatman posted:

The cheapest hair cut for men in Norway is about $60. A hair trimmer at our version of Walmart is under $30. I could buy a new hair trimmer for every single haircut, have my wife cut my hair and still come out ahead. (Cost of wife not included in calculations).

When I was in Nigeria, the closest barbershop had a $3 haircut, and a $15 "European" haircut. The local haircut is anywhere from a 0 to a 2 all over. I just started getting that every few days because they took like 45 minutes each time and it was like an almost-free massage. A year later when I returned home, I bought some good clippers and haven't seen a barber since. It's good for traveling, too.

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jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

District Selectman posted:

Date a hair dresser - GWM

What if you date a lovely hairdresser? "Uhh, I would've let you cut it, but I was at the movies, and Fantastic Sam's was in the same shopping plaza, and the movie got me riled up, and I..I..got caught up in the moment."

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
If they're bad then she/he will be a poor and that is super BWM

Good hairdressers make bank and walk around with gangster rolls and pay for things. Double GWM

Per
Feb 22, 2006
Hair Elf
Regarding haircut chat, last year a short haired woman in Denmark sued a hair dresser for charging her the women's rate even men with hair as long as her's were only charged the men's rate. So basically the charge was that the hair dresser was discriminating based on sex. The court found in favor of the hair dresser on the grounds that women's haircuts are more technically challenging than men's.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pr0zac posted:

The funniest part of your weird obsession with subjunctive is even with the cross referenced database you're keeping on him you can't get his job right despite it being a googleable fact.

Lmao. Do you write 10,000 word screeds defending the honor of Facebook as well? Man you guys must love that Facebook corporate culture.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

fits my needs posted:

Lmao. Do you write 10,000 word screeds defending the honor of Facebook as well? Man you guys must love that Facebook corporate culture.
Well you see, not knowing anything about either of you beyond this thread, he comes off as a somewhat-aloof rich guy, while you come off as a guy who rubs himself in feces and carves "subjunctive" into your inner thighs. Please do not take notes on strangers from chat threads.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Not knowing anything about any of this, I think everyone involved are acting like children and should just loving drop the conversation.

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
With regards to hair stuff,

My normally awful with money I'm totally going to make it as a famous actor someday cousin does have one thing going for him. He somehow got himself involved with one of those beauty schools, and they pay him money to let them practice on him. He's never had a bad haircut either, and it comes out looking better than asking a local barber to attack his head with some clippers.

Switchback
Jul 23, 2001

Avatars and emoticons don't load here so yall are all anonymous to me!

I went to get a manicure the other day and they said it was $90, but then would be an extra $20 to remove the old manicure. Bullshit! I walked right outta there and went to a different nail salon.

...where they charged me $98. I peeled off my old manicure myself because they were also gonna charge $20, they just didn't tell me that until I'd already been there for 30 minutes. Bastards.


Maybe it's time I made my own thread, my money life is completely out of control and so far for October I have spent $3380 more than my paycheck. Dat lifestyle creep doe. In laws gave us a stay at a fancy hotel... thanks for the gift that cost me $1200 in airfare (sorry if that's a humblebrag).

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Switchback posted:

Avatars and emoticons don't load here so yall are all anonymous to me!

Either i.somethingawful.com or fi.somethingawful.com aren't loading - sorry that doesn't explain why, but that's what's happening.

test urls:
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/customtitles/title-switchback.jpg
http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/00/ee/00117470.0001.gif

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009

Switchback posted:

Avatars and emoticons don't load here so yall are all anonymous to me!

I went to get a manicure the other day and they said it was $90, but then would be an extra $20 to remove the old manicure. Bullshit! I walked right outta there and went to a different nail salon.

...where they charged me $98. I peeled off my old manicure myself because they were also gonna charge $20, they just didn't tell me that until I'd already been there for 30 minutes. Bastards.


Maybe it's time I made my own thread, my money life is completely out of control and so far for October I have spent $3380 more than my paycheck. Dat lifestyle creep doe. In laws gave us a stay at a fancy hotel... thanks for the gift that cost me $1200 in airfare (sorry if that's a humblebrag).

?? Why don't you just buy mani/pedi groupons? I always get Shellac mani/pedis for $50.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Switchback posted:

Avatars and emoticons don't load here so yall are all anonymous to me!

I went to get a manicure the other day and they said it was $90, but then would be an extra $20 to remove the old manicure. Bullshit! I walked right outta there and went to a different nail salon.

...where they charged me $98. I peeled off my old manicure myself because they were also gonna charge $20, they just didn't tell me that until I'd already been there for 30 minutes. Bastards.


Maybe it's time I made my own thread, my money life is completely out of control and so far for October I have spent $3380 more than my paycheck. Dat lifestyle creep doe. In laws gave us a stay at a fancy hotel... thanks for the gift that cost me $1200 in airfare (sorry if that's a humblebrag).

Jesus. I pay 40 for a mani pedi with no groupon at my local place. It's a treat every few months.

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012
I buy my own nail polish. Screw the nail salons and their overpriced services. You can learn to do everything they do at home with your own tools, or you can just do color and be done with it. No one can even tell the difference between a pro manicure and an at-home job if you practice enough.

My own BWM contribution is that I've got more nail polish than I can wear in like 5 lifetimes. Don't even have any on my nails right now! But I am working on rehoming the ones I definitely don't want anymore, so there's that, at least.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Switchback posted:

Avatars and emoticons don't load here so yall are all anonymous to me!

I went to get a manicure the other day and they said it was $90, but then would be an extra $20 to remove the old manicure. Bullshit! I walked right outta there and went to a different nail salon.

...where they charged me $98. I peeled off my old manicure myself because they were also gonna charge $20, they just didn't tell me that until I'd already been there for 30 minutes. Bastards.


Maybe it's time I made my own thread, my money life is completely out of control and so far for October I have spent $3380 more than my paycheck. Dat lifestyle creep doe. In laws gave us a stay at a fancy hotel... thanks for the gift that cost me $1200 in airfare (sorry if that's a humblebrag).

Absolutely start a thread. If you're willing to put in some work, you could improve your financial situation. If you're not willing to make any changes, you'll provide priceless entertainment for all comers. It's a win-win, really. It's been weeks since Blue Story's thread got closed and I'm still cracking jokes to my wife about buying $150 lightsabers held by the bad guy in a movie I haven't even seen.

Open a thread!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Can you post a link the the BS thread? I stopped following it when DM started the two-sentences-only posts.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

GWM is living in a box truck in your work's parking lot.

http://www.businessinsider.com/google-employee-lives-in-truck-in-parking-lot-2015-10

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's just a truck version of those people who live out of vans and insist that it's totally cool to live out of a van.

Except this guy probably gets props from coworkers for disrupting the housing paradigm.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Yeah um peeling off your own manicure because what they charge to do it is stupid is kind of like saying "yeah I'll have you do the stitches but that anesthesia charge is stupid, I'll just bash my finger until it's numb." That poo poo delaminates your nails, if you get acrylic you're opening yourself up for some nasty contact reactions/infections.

Also switchback don't you live in Singapore?

I am going outside to buy chips and nail polish.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Instead of getting hair cuts I constantly pull out my hairs one by one so the average length is one inch.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

cowofwar posted:

Instead of getting hair cuts I constantly pull out my hairs one by one so the average length is one inch.

I do this but to my pubes

e: something something topical joke regarding my av

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Are you one of those fuckers that leaves urinals covered in pubes?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Home wax to save money.

2 ibuprofen. 2 Tyenol. 2 fingers of whiskey - then wax errything.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Get some Wahl trimmers for $20 and buzz it down to a 1 or 2. Bam, extra $20/month in your pocket.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Get some Wahl trimmers for $20 and buzz it down to a 1 or 2. Bam, extra $20/month in your pocket.

I rarely upgrade to the 'premium' version of a consumer item, but there's a world of difference when it comes to hair clippers. Mine are definitely Wahl, though.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
This documentary claims that 70m Americans are locked out of traditional financial services. I don't know about the statistics but there's a lot of BWM. Some had bad luck, some made bad financial decisions and some a bit of both. The perspective of the documentary is skewed but it does show what a horrible trap payday loans are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTd9Z2nCjM0

SmuglyDismissed
Nov 27, 2007
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Devian666 posted:

This documentary claims that 70m Americans are locked out of traditional financial services. I don't know about the statistics but there's a lot of BWM. Some had bad luck, some made bad financial decisions and some a bit of both. The perspective of the documentary is skewed but it does show what a horrible trap payday loans are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTd9Z2nCjM0

Made it to 0:46 and it is already gold.

"For four people to go to the movies, it's over 100 to 150 bucks."

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

SmuglyDismissed posted:

Made it to 0:46 and it is already gold.

"For four people to go to the movies, it's over 100 to 150 bucks."

Maybe adult movies

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

SmuglyDismissed posted:

Made it to 0:46 and it is already gold.

"For four people to go to the movies, it's over 100 to 150 bucks."

Maybe they're amortizing the cost of a car over all of their trips to the movies.

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Get some Wahl trimmers for $20 and buzz it down to a 1 or 2. Bam, extra $20/month in your pocket.

Sure, but a buzz cut is a suboptimal (sometimes, downright bad) look for anyone who isn't balding, black, or has a jewfro. Like, look at Brad Pitt, he's particularly handsome with a buzzcut, but he's way hotter (no homo) with his frosted tips fight club haircut.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
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SmuglyDismissed posted:

"For four people to go to the movies, it's over 100 to 150 bucks."

In Manhattan it is.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy

BarbarianElephant posted:

In Manhattan it is.

Just another reason why NYC is bad with money.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

BarbarianElephant posted:

In Manhattan it is.

Nah - I could see $15 a ticket but that's about it. I think the assumption encoded is "going to the movies and buying lots of junk food from the theater". In manhattan it's even easier to avoid because there's probably a bodega with whatever junk food you want a block away.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Nah - I could see $15 a ticket but that's about it. I think the assumption encoded is "going to the movies and buying lots of junk food from the theater". In manhattan it's even easier to avoid because there's probably a bodega with whatever junk food you want a block away.

A 3D movie in Union Square is about $20 a ticket. You don't need to buy much junk food to make that up to $100 for 4! Even if you go to the bodega :)

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

BarbarianElephant posted:

A 3D movie in Union Square is about $20 a ticket. You don't need to buy much junk food to make that up to $100 for 4! Even if you go to the bodega :)

Well $20 is a lot of junk food and that's to just brush the bottom end of that range. Hitting the halfway point of 125 would be a tall order.

Honestly I forgot about the premium for 3d movies because I don't like them.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Don't watch 3D movies, instead pantomime movie plots with your friends based on what you've read on the internet. Problem solved.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.
I get a $50 haircut and it makes me happy. I guess I could just not get haircuts and in 30 years I'd have enough money to buy an economy sedan. Maybe 40 years considering inflation. Bad hair in the workplace probably results in poor earnings though, so *shrug*

Lady Gaza
Nov 20, 2008

When people say they spend a lot of money on medication for children, is that normal in the US, and what's it for? I hear it a lot. As a child in the UK I was never on anything regular and even if I were it wouldn't have cost anything.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Lady Gaza posted:

When people say they spend a lot of money on medication for children, is that normal in the US, and what's it for? I hear it a lot. As a child in the UK I was never on anything regular and even if I were it wouldn't have cost anything.

My kid's pediatrician put her on a nasal spray to try and shrink her adenoids. I have good insurance, which took the cost from $284 dollars for a teeny bottle to only $109. It didn't do anything so we stopped after that bottle ran out, but had we stayed on it there would have been $100/mo out the door. Heaven help you if your kid actually has a serious disability or cancer or something.

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Nov 27, 2007
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Well $20 is a lot of junk food and that's to just brush the bottom end of that range. Hitting the halfway point of 125 would be a tall order.

Honestly I forgot about the premium for 3d movies because I don't like them.

Not to mention it doesn't look like they are buying tickets in Manhattan so I'm sure they are not paying 80 dollars.

I'd be willing to bet that they have other activities that 'require' extra purchases because 'that's just what you do' when you do X.

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Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Lady Gaza posted:

When people say they spend a lot of money on medication for children, is that normal in the US, and what's it for? I hear it a lot. As a child in the UK I was never on anything regular and even if I were it wouldn't have cost anything.
Yes, the US sucks for paying for medical stuff. We get it Europe, you're better at this than us. Needing medicine as a poor/working-class person in the US is bad with money.

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