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Not cutting names or details on this one since it's either a fake or an out-and-out psychopath: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gamer_zoe quote:You should message me if Husband in one of the profile pics. Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Dixville posted:I wouldn't schedule 2 dates in the same night again. i think this is what a lot of the lovely smug responses didn't grasp is weird. it's not weird dating a bunch of people. it is weird dating a bunch of people on the same day/night.
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Hey goons im new to online dating. I will not discuss min/maxing dates because gently caress that. I have a windows phone and it does not have a good tindr. But okcupid has a lot of 30 yr olds. Is there a better alternative for young 20's? Or just buy an iPad if you want all the next-wave poo poo like Bumble and Hinge.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i think this is what a lot of the lovely smug responses didn't grasp is weird. it's not weird dating a bunch of people. it is weird dating a bunch of people on the same day/night. Most goons require such an elaborate cocktail of narcotics and voodoo to be in the presence of women that it's easiest to do all the date stuff in one night. It's like getting your dry cleaning and your groceries on one trip.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 00:28 |
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My date is on the way over right now wish me luck goons!
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 00:49 |
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Chomp8645 posted:My date is on the way over right now wish me luck goons! Slam whale
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Chomp8645 posted:My date is on the way over right now wish me luck goons! Are you meeting a first date in your home?
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Shumagorath posted:6tin crashes a lot so try Timber, because who cares if they've implemented Super Likes (never use these) when they have free Pro features aside from the Like limit? most of my matches lately have been super likes so yes use them.
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what's a super like? im gonna join tinder in january. i figured that i've been working out for a couple months now and still going strong, so my new years resolution is to have disgusting sex with strangers
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you get one super like per day and five if you subscribe. it shows the person that you liked them.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 01:41 |
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I much prefer Bumble's system of pestering you with push notifications when someone likes you then front-loading them. Super-likes just seem like they'll become the new standard if you want to get matched.
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Hooplah posted:Are you meeting a first date in your home? No a second date. Anyway it went well but I think I'm in over my head on this one. I could tell she had some things going on head wise on the first date but it didn't seem like anything unmanageable. Today though it was just more and more signs and eventually she dropped the bomb that she's bipolar. It's too bad because she's kind of a sweet girl and she's a pretty good body but I can see the tidal wave of crazy inside that head.
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. hit it before you quit it
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:24 |
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. My dude, slam loving whale please
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OKCupid used to have the marginal distinction of being "better than POF at least" but I think it got bought and also Tindr happened. Now it is all blobby women with three kids who are laughably out of their depth. Time catches up with all social media, I suppose.
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. be a gentleman
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Groovelord Neato posted:i think this is what a lot of the lovely smug responses didn't grasp is weird. it's not weird dating a bunch of people. it is weird dating a bunch of people on the same day/night. if you haven't banged more than one person in a single day then you haven't really lived
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Maoist Pussy posted:OKCupid used to have the marginal distinction of being "better than POF at least" but I think it got bought and also Tindr happened. Now it is all blobby women with three kids who are laughably out of their depth. I notice it's fine still for me but most of the attractive women live in a different city. It's fine though because I"m moving to one of those cities soon anyway.
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computer parts posted:I notice it's fine still for me but most of the attractive women live in a different city. Ever changed to the faster moving line at the grocery checkout?
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http://i.imgur.com/9s7wcMO.jpg
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. Didn't you say she was overweight?
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toggle posted:be a gentleman Yeah, challenge her to a duel.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:17 |
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calvus posted:Didn't you say she was overweight? I thought so but I guess it was just the dress she wearing on the first date. It was pretty form obscuring. Last night she she just had jeans and a t-shirt and really didn't look very fat or anything. Just chubby.
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Chomp8645 posted:I thought so but I guess it was just the dress she wearing on the first date. It was pretty form obscuring. Last night she she just had jeans and a t-shirt and really didn't look very fat or anything. Just chubby. Are you sure there wasn't a different level of thirst? *after two months of no sex* "Come on guys, she isn't THAT fat"
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Maoist Pussy posted:OKCupid used to have the marginal distinction of being "better than POF at least" but I think it got bought and also Tindr happened. Now it is all blobby women with three kids who are laughably out of their depth. It's nothing but gender-noun looney nutcases where I am.
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calvus posted:Are you sure there wasn't a different level of thirst? *after two months of no sex* "Come on guys, she isn't THAT fat" The dates were only a few days apart, I don't get the theory here. I'm really not the type to lie about this anyway, because if you think I'd be ashamed to bang a fatty then you thought wrong.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:40 |
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Does it really matter? He likes her body.
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Chomp8645 posted:The dates were only a few days apart, I don't get the theory here. There can just be a change of perception, I did not mean to imply you were a lying
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cmndstab posted:Does it really matter? He likes her body. That means she has big titties
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Grimlook posted:That means she has big titties Get out of my head!
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Good old chubby girl tits Edit: Except when they get chubby but don't get the tits then that's just the saddest thing.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:49 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm really not the type to lie about this anyway, because if you think I'd be ashamed to bang a fatty then you thought wrong. I like my women like I like my business cards: subtle off-white coloring, with a tasteful thickness.
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# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:23 |
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I got my taco date cancelled at 830 am since she forgot she picked up a shift. I'm okay with this and I'll probably just do chores at my place while letting my friends on Something awful know
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Business Gorillas posted:I got my taco date cancelled at 830 am since she forgot she picked up a shift. I'm okay with this and I'll probably just do chores at my place while letting my friends on Something awful know Ill go out with u big boy :bigtran:
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Stinky_Pete posted:I like my women like I like my business cards: subtle off-white coloring, with a tasteful thickness. You are a man of refined tastes.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Ill go out with u big boy :bigtran: She has until like midnight tonight to reschedule and then I'm going to start banging dudes to make her jealous
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Stinky_Pete posted:I like my women like I like my business cards: subtle off-white coloring, with a tasteful thickness. Battered, languishing forgotten in my desk.
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^^ niceStinky_Pete posted:I like my women like I like my business cards: Ritually exchanged by Japanese men. Done in a Kinko's. 1/8th of an inch away from my butt. Exciting to have, a pain in the rear end to carry. All up in my wallet. Overwrought and difficult to read. Left at home, never to be thought about again. im cute fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Bought in bulk.
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cut my fingers if you grab them the wrong way
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