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Paul Zuvella posted:I too love comparing women to objects Type casting makes it easy to compare objects of different types.
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Oct 22, 2015 19:34
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Silly and railed.
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Oct 22, 2015 19:36
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When she's my type, Copperplate Gothic Light
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Oct 22, 2015 19:45
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Stinky_Pete posted:I like my women like I like my business cards: subtle off-white coloring, with a tasteful thickness. I like my women like I like my cars: built for comfort, not for speed.
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Oct 22, 2015 19:48
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quirky and homely, like comic sans
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Oct 22, 2015 21:02
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Thread needs less dating advice and more pictures of slam whales.
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Oct 22, 2015 21:45
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Archimago posted:Thread needs less dating advice and more pictures of slam whales. 
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Oct 22, 2015 22:43
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gotta say i kind of agree with Bugs on that one
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Oct 22, 2015 22:58
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This may be the most perfect example of a practice girl
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Oct 22, 2015 22:59
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 The smile...  Can anyone decipher this? Does she want to conceive a chub child?
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Oct 22, 2015 23:40
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Stinky_Pete posted:
Either that, or her dream date is to have [a date]. What's worse, being baby crazy or just really desperate?
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Oct 23, 2015 00:00
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calvus posted:This may be the most perfect example of a practice girl uh their profile makes it very clear that they are NOT a girl but let's just leave things alone beyond that pic. i just got such a kick out of the fact that there is an actual "hail satan" cheerleader outfit that exists, and that someone probably thought they were legitimately clever for making it
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Oct 23, 2015 00:13
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Lutha Mahtin posted:uh their profile makes it very clear that they are NOT a girl but let's just leave things alone beyond that pic. i just got such a kick out of the fact that there is an actual "hail satan" cheerleader outfit that exists, and that someone probably thought they were legitimately clever for making it That's the thing with fatties, they have the same awful body shape, good luck identifying their sex without putting on gloves.
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Oct 23, 2015 00:16
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lmao belly tats
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Oct 23, 2015 00:35
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Id slam this whale all night
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Oct 23, 2015 00:39
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Id slam this whale all night this dude knows good tail
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Oct 23, 2015 02:07
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why dye your hair gray of all colors? you're in your 20's and you're gonna be dying your hair not-gray for the rest of your life after this im 26 and i found my first gray hair a couple months ago 
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Oct 23, 2015 03:12
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Business Gorillas posted:why dye your hair gray of all colors? you're in your 20's and you're gonna be dying your hair not-gray for the rest of your life after this it looks like they tried to do a green highlight thing but hosed up
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Oct 23, 2015 03:23
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computer parts posted:it looks like they tried to do a green highlight thing but hosed up im thinking the green is a species of symbiotic algae that provides camouflage in exchange for a steady source of water and shelter 
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Oct 23, 2015 03:27
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i just got such a kick out of the fact that there is an actual "hail satan" cheerleader outfit that exists, and that someone probably thought they were legitimately clever for making it I think they just wrote or embroidered that on their own high school lettering maybe the letter we can't see is L and it stands for Let's
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Oct 23, 2015 07:09
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Howard Beale posted:I think they just wrote or embroidered that on their own high school lettering yeah someone clearly just sharpied that on. look at the inconstant letter spacing. still totally sweet though 
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Oct 23, 2015 13:40
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Paul Zuvella posted:I too love comparing women to objects Why not, my girl compares me to various tools all the time! Only fair that I return the favour! 
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Oct 23, 2015 15:13
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the pics are the most worksafe on the accountquote:
 
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Oct 24, 2015 21:58
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quote:****BabyGirl18  Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Oct 24, 2015 22:04
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Shumagorath posted:the pics are the most worksafe on the account Oh my.
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Oct 24, 2015 22:04
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That somehow exceeded even my most jaded expectations.
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Oct 24, 2015 22:06
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is that a dude? wtf
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Oct 24, 2015 22:08
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:is that a dude? wtf she uses female pronouns so i dunno how it works anymore
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Oct 24, 2015 22:09
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Gilganixon posted:she uses female pronouns so i dunno how it works anymore thats seriously the body+ face of that wild dude at the party who debases himself for a little bit of attention and likes to chug too much high life
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Oct 24, 2015 22:11
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MrYenko posted:That somehow exceeded even my most jaded expectations.   quote:This is NOT an extreme close up, and let the guidelines the face is NOT required and its not a violation of nudity standards as the genitails are not showing. Confirmed by a mod that this pic is okay.  
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Oct 24, 2015 22:13
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 can;t believe that worked
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Oct 24, 2015 22:29
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Does that chick have poo poo smeared on her back
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Oct 24, 2015 22:43
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carcosa
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Oct 24, 2015 23:13
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Groovelord Neato posted:
you have american flag shorts? also plz post trip report e: so many local girls on tinder have fan photos with POS. and in half the photos he's ironically hover-handing them 
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Oct 24, 2015 23:34
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Turkey Farts posted:I goddamn hate Vermont I actually love Vermont for online dating. Well, I live in Burlington, which isn't Real Vermont, but in this area it's sea of college girls hoping for a "sugar daddy" which basically means a guy with his own car and apartment who can see a $50 restaurant tab and not freak out. I mean for long term dating its horrible, but it's great for quick flings with cute early 20s girls. Tumble fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Oct 25, 2015 |
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Oct 24, 2015 23:59
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you have american flag shorts? yeah i'm wearin american flag chubbies in my first pic.
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Oct 25, 2015 01:40
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Lutha Mahtin posted:so many local girls on tinder have fan photos with POS. and in half the photos he's ironically hover-handing them Send em my way I am a guy with one on my tinder No hoverhand but he's makin' a weird face. E:also have a dessa one. no hoverhand. Direct shoulder contact 
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Oct 25, 2015 01:42
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I have found that there are an inordinate amount of retarded women out there that love American flag clothes. They really love it if you're not American and you wear them
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Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 25, 2015 |
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Oct 25, 2015 03:21
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