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MikeJF posted:Muauahahahahhahaha but the treaty said nothing about felt-tip! the joke's on them, artificial singularities do bad things when you get a felt-tip pen nearby
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:24 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:15 |
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The Klingons used a pencil.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:26 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:The Klingons used a pencil. The Federation spent $10,000,000 developing the space pen to work in zero gravity!
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 19:03 |
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So I've been moving through the treks and I'm onto Voyager because I hate myself. Some assorted thoughts as I passively let season 4 occur: - so much squandered potential with so many glimpses of how it could've been amazing. The Borg add-ons to the ship and the decay from the year of hell should've found a way to stick around because it looks badass. I wanted to see the ship get turned into this hybridized hulking mess by now. - Neelix can go at anytime and I wouldn't be upset -flashes of serialization a la deep space 9 which make it intriguing and then they just lose the thread for an alien of the week ep. -this show kind super sucks and nostalgia from watching it after school back in the day definitely doesn't hold up. Deep Space 9 > TNG > Voyager Still need to watch Enterprise (lol) and TOS. Light a candle for me goons, I'm gonna die drinking kanar with Damar.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 19:10 |
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You wont manage to make it through Enterprise if Voy is giving you this much bile. Enterprise is abysmal and so far out of the vein of the 90's style treks that its like watching some moribund, Danish-Australian co-produced sci-fi show made through co-financing through their national broadcasters. Oh wait I just described Farscape. Still, just watch Farscape instead. And skip TOS and watch Animated TOS. shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Oct 27, 2015 |
# ? Oct 27, 2015 19:17 |
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I thought the last episode of Voyager was pretty kickass if not unnecessarily convoluted. It could have occurred 2 seasons earlier and not a single plot point would have to be changed. Basically voyager should have been shortened to 2 seasons max and it would have bee much better.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 19:50 |
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brannon braga dies in a car accident and ronald moore is forced to step in and run voyager
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:12 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:You wont manage to make it through Enterprise if Voy is giving you this much bile. Enterprise is abysmal and so far out of the vein of the 90's style treks that its like watching some moribund, Danish-Australian co-produced sci-fi show made through co-financing through their national broadcasters. Oh wait I just described Farscape. Still, just watch Farscape instead. TOS is still the best star trek show.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:31 |
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Nurge posted:
This, but to be fair TAS owns and everyone should see it
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:38 |
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TEAYCHES posted:brannon braga dies in a car accident and ronald moore is forced to step in and run voyager Stop taunting us from your better mirror universe
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:58 |
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Higgy posted:So I've been moving through the treks and I'm onto Voyager because I hate myself. Some assorted thoughts as I passively let season 4 occur: All of these opinions are correct and proper. shadow puppet of a posted:You wont manage to make it through Enterprise if Voy is giving you this much bile. Enterprise is abysmal and so far out of the vein of the 90's style treks that its like watching some moribund, Danish-Australian co-produced sci-fi show made through co-financing through their national broadcasters. Oh wait I just described Farscape. Still, just watch Farscape instead. Enterprise is okay. It's a hell of a lot better than Voyager for sure. It suffers from a lot of *wink wink nudge nudge* this is what really happened or here is the origin of this idea bullshit that literally ever prequel ever made suffers from. And it's got a lot of star trek fatigue since these poor bastards have been writing star trek like their entire adult lives by this point. Season 1 and 2 start off slow, again, like every other star trek ever made, but it does pick up. Everyone loves the poo poo out of season 4, which is great overall, but it does start with one the dumbest episodes of the series. It's really the only trek where the ship feels and looks like a real ship, with a sense of scale and you can see how people could be living inside it, instead of just a cool model they ship a clip of that's unrelated to scenes inside. DS9 > TNG > ENT > > > VOY
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:08 |
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Incorrect. Just like Janeway is the best captain, Voyager is the best trek.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:35 |
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angerbeet posted:Incorrect. Just like Janeway is the best captain, Voyager is the best trek. this post has a goatee
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:47 |
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angerbeet posted:Incorrect. Just like Janeway is the best captain, Voyager is the best trek. i just said WTF, IRL
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:54 |
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Voyager isnt even the best trek with Harry Kim in it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:55 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:i just said WTF, IRL You got trolled dude.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:03 |
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Kitchner posted:You got trolled dude. I didn't believe it but the very thought was so offensive to me that I couldn't stop myself
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:39 |
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Enterprise was cool because the inside of the ship is like a submarine or something, and everything serves a purpose and cargo is actually secured. Also the uniforms are functional and have pockets. End of compliments.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:25 |
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Uh, you're forgetting Shran, aka, best part of Enterprise there buddy
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:30 |
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chaosbreather posted:Uh, you're forgetting T'Pol's tits, aka, best part of Enterprise there buddy
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:31 |
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chaosbreather posted:Uh, you're forgetting T'Pol's tits, aka, the only good part of Enterprise there buddy
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:10 |
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Germstore posted:Uh, you're forgetting T'Pol's tits, aka, best part of Enterprise there buddy Why does a Vulcan have breast implants?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:27 |
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The alien doctor on enterprise was one of the best alien crew members. Alien and jolly, but somehow not annoying.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:27 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:Why does a Vulcan have breast implants? She's a spy. That's where she stores her spy stuff.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:28 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:These people aren't missing any meals, but they've missed the IQ train. And they're not going away in your 24th century future, they're still there, eating and breeding and buying lottery tickets. Its been always my theory that after the problems with Tucker on the original Enterprise the Federation culled such population. I mean they just kind of disappear. When they encounter the drunk Irishmen on TNG they seem really surprised by their existence. Angela Christine posted:The alien doctor on enterprise was one of the best alien crew members. Alien and jolly, but somehow not annoying. He also openly advocated genocide so that another race on a planet would get a leg up.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 04:14 |
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Crowsbeak posted:Its been always my theory that after the problems with Tucker on the original Enterprise the Federation culled such population. I mean they just kind of disappear. When they encounter the drunk Irishmen on TNG they seem really surprised by their existence.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 04:39 |
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Crowsbeak posted:Its been always my theory that after the problems with Tucker on the original Enterprise the Federation culled such population. I mean they just kind of disappear. When they encounter the drunk Irishmen on TNG they seem really surprised by their existence. What problems with Tucker. Tucker was way better than most of the Enterprise crew. Tucker would've made a way better captain than Archer. Also Tucker boned an alien chick and that's basically the star trek definition of enlightened.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 04:48 |
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So what's the deal with Keiko and O'Brien? Did he come back from that 20 years in mind prison too different from the man she fell in love with or did like the actress want more money than the show would pay; so the writers had to scramble?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:22 |
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bobthedinosaur posted:So what's the deal with Keiko and O'Brien? Did he come back from that 20 years in mind prison too different from the man she fell in love with or did like the actress want more money than the show would pay; so the writers had to scramble? Just how much suffering did you want to inflict on the poor guy?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 09:48 |
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MikeJF posted:What problems with Tucker. Tucker was way better than most of the Enterprise crew. Tucker would've made a way better captain than Archer. Tucker and a crew of Tucker-esque characters with the "straight man" in First Officer Marholm Reed would have been a better show.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:04 |
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As you can see, the real deal with O'Brien is that he's Sisko's chief engineer. He's in his forties, is married, and currently resides on Deep Space Nine. Thanks for writing!
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:05 |
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I forget, did Phlox get cucked by his wife with Tucker or not? Maybe that's the big change humanity makes. I liked the scenes where they were giggling at Tucker for being awkward and a weenie who wouldn't gently caress a poly alien.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:18 |
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:26 |
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Ya know - Kirstie Alley did come back for Star Trek IV. She wasn't playing Saavik though - SHE PLAYED ONE OF THE WHALES
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:37 |
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1982 Kirstie Alley tho, yowza.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:38 |
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superjew posted:I forget, did Phlox get cucked by his wife with Tucker or not? Maybe that's the big change humanity makes. No tucker refused to gently caress the good doctors wife. Personally I think that's disgraceful.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:52 |
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Very rude in my opinion. It's like travelling abroad and refusing food offered by the locals.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:53 |
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bobthedinosaur posted:So what's the deal with Keiko and O'Brien? Did he come back from that 20 years in mind prison too different from the man she fell in love with or did like the actress want more money than the show would pay; so the writers had to scramble? "the deal" is that ron moore is a grinch who can only depict relationships as miserably dysfunctional
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs-_6ky5qwA
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:48 |
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Germstore posted:Very rude in my opinion. It's like travelling abroad and refusing food offered by the locals. If I was Flox I would have been so pissed off at Tucker for rejecting my wife's advances I wouldn't have invited him to the annual camping trip I go on with my wives other husbands.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:56 |