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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

onoflalks posted:

Rabbit show jumping. Get that on Eurosport.

You've not dived far enough on ESPN.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Would be heartbreaking to see those pop.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
I really liked the balloons!

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

You've not dived far enough on ESPN.

ESPN went uphill after BT bought it. It's probably more a Eurosport 2 sport tbh.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Brett is such a robot. Hahaha!

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Steve2911 posted:

Would be heartbreaking to see those pop.


Yeah the balloons are so cute, but I wonder if they're going for the ninja fake out with them....

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I really like bright-jacket there, she seems to be fairly, if not sane, than less hateable than the rest of them!

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


You can't give those t-shirts to your kids, theyd be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

also Ruth scares me :ohdear:

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!

Junior G-man posted:

You can't give those t-shirts to your kids, theyd be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

also Ruth scares me :ohdear:

Nah, up to the age of like twelve I think girls would be fine wearing those.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Junior G-man posted:

You can't give those t-shirts to your kids, theyd be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

Lucky they'll be wearing a uniform then.

I've known people who would have worn that. They're tiresome.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Ruth is definitely growing on me, she seems way more genuine and likable than most of the others... Those t-shirts can gently caress right off though.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

£600 on a cat bed.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Yeah but you're not going to sell more shirts than balloons. Even I'd buy a balloon!

Such a stupid comment from Karen there...

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
Not even our human sofa cost that.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Oh April is still on the show.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer

Nettle Soup posted:

Yeah but you're not going to sell more shirts than balloons. Even I'd buy a balloon!

Such a stupid comment from Karen there...

Yeah me too. I Hahaha omg Brett charming the crowds.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
We're at C.....



zero...



no


lol

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Ruth is a human and does not belong here.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Young people don't have money Ruth. Not in this country.....

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Has a cat ever used a cat bed in the history of cats?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I found my cat sleeping in the dog bed once, does that count?

She may have just been doing it to annoy the dogs...

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
My cats looked at them then sat on top of the cupboard

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


The puns are doing my f*cking head in.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Yes Lugar, there's no such thing as high volume low price sales. This isn't something people do.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Why are the guys in charge scoffing so much over the balloons. They were like, the perfect thing to sell. Sell cheap and sell LOADS.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Alan Sugar, of Amstrad Emailer fame, failing to grasp the idea of mass sales of low cost items.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
Scott seems quite sound.

Edit- the balloons did it! Poor Scott. Brett should go I think.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Every now and again the camera cuts to someone I swear I've not seen yet.

Are they multiplying?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I honestly think the production staff stop them from taking all the high-margin stuff.

Because the easy way to win any of these challenges is "What's the cheapest thing we can buy and reasonably sell on in large amounts".

Low price high volume is like, guaranteed money.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Selina's going to go, isn't she? Bugger.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Steve2911 posted:

Every now and again the camera cuts to someone I swear I've not seen yet.

Are they multiplying?

I swear to god they cut to some Nick Cave impersonator earlier, and I haven't seen him before or since.

"It doesn't get... Any more stressful.. THAN THIS!" you're on the wrong show love, Masterchef is that way.

Edit: Oh wait, there he is in the middle!

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



He's changed his tune on the balloons since hearing how much they made.

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!
I think Ruth is getting binned today. Besides the cardinal sin of being a salesperson who didn't sell anything, she just isn't the kind of person Lord Knobber is going to get in to business with.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No money? Saahd aafff

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Brett dodged a bullet there!

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Yeah Roof is going.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
The really posh guy seems to dissolve in for two shots, then fucks off again.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Cunning Plan posted:

Brett dodged a bullet there!

Totally! And I hope Ruth stays, I like her weirdness.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
:siren:110%:siren:

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I'd rather fall on my sword giving it 110% than something something at the end of the day

All of the phrases mashed into one!

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