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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Soonmot posted:

Is that guy an infomercial?

I can see him pitching gold and silver

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cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Can't watch the kids table debate, but I'm glad to hear Graham showed up housed and is being himself. It sounds hilarious.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Oh good a commercial break, I needed another drink

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

spoon0042 posted:

for business. actual people can get hosed.

Corporations are people too, my friend.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Over/under on Rick Santelli declaring he is running for president by the end of this debate and just walking up there and taking Jindal's podium?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Lindsey Graham said he was going to fist every dictator on Earth.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Graham has apparently been hitting the sauce since the 4 o' clock tea

it is glorious

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Jindal wants to do away with the death penalty.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Oh man, this Man In The High Castle commercial is such a great troll

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Mr Jaunts posted:

Oh good a commercial break, I needed another drink

I have a literal giant bowl full of ice and beers so I don't have to get up.

memy posted:

Oh man, this Man In The High Castle commercial is such a great troll

Haha, not on my feed, but that's awesome! Was just watching episode 2 last night.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Same. How many times did Graham want to glass the entire Middle East?

And did Jindal say anything as stupid as last time when he said the true conservatives should split from the GOP?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
So basically yes. I'm glad I remembered to check it out eventually, then. Thanks!

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Riosan posted:

And did Jindal say anything as stupid as last time when he said the true conservatives should split from the GOP?

Mauser posted:

Jindal wants to do away with the death penalty.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pompous Rhombus posted:

I have a literal giant bowl full of ice and beers so I don't have to get up.

I bought a bottle of Riesling to honor Graham.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
By the way, Pataki is another one of those erstwhile Governors whose experience is giving them the wrong kind of bona fides for the Presidency. I think that the courts weakened the NY State Assembly substantially under his watch, after a failed lawsuit by then Speaker Silver*.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
The real winner of this debate is Anderson Cooper

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Oiled and Ready posted:

Over/under on Rick Santelli declaring he is running for president by the end of this debate and just walking up there and taking Jindal's podium?

His phone is probably off, though, so he won't be able to get orders from Koch Industries.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Riosan posted:

Same. How many times did Graham want to glass the entire Middle East?

And did Jindal say anything as stupid as last time when he said the true conservatives should split from the GOP?

Jindal, when told he left LA as a burning trash heap economically, was asked if he would do the same to the government. His response was simply, "yes I would"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

King of Solomon posted:

I completely forgot about the kiddie table debate, did I miss much in the first 45 minutes or so?

Graham said Sanders went on his honeymoon to the USSR and never came back.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
If Rubio has a decent night, I think the media will declare him the winner -- similar to what they did with Fiorina.

Fiorina was super aggressive last time and performed the debate equivalent of beating her chest on live TV. Given the media response, I wonder if we'll more see candidates try to ape that style in this debate.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Actually, Coors is bad ~ Me, a factchecker.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

beer question

graham?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

okay but first HELLO, COLORADO ARE YOU READY TO ROCK

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Republican Debate sponsored by Coors™

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Pompous Rhombus posted:

I have a literal giant bowl full of ice and beers so I don't have to get up.


Haha, not on my feed, but that's awesome! Was just watching episode 2 last night.

didn't realize that the second ep dropped

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
*burns 50% of time w lovely story

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Santorum: I'm a drunk.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Santorum: I'M A DRUNK

EDIT: drat.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
The answer is simple: aahhhhuhhhhiiiiiummmm

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

this man has never drank a coors in his life

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Absurd Alhazred posted:

By the way, Pataki is another one of those erstwhile Governors whose experience is giving them the wrong kind of bona fides for the Presidency. I think that the courts weakened the NY State Assembly substantially under his watch, after a failed lawsuit by then Speaker Silver*.

I thought silver was the best friend of the far right :v:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
have a beer with Rick. :stare:

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
With the rise of the craft beer market, no, because Coor's is poo poo beer along with all variants of Bud.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i drink a lot of coors beer too

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
The moderators are asking such dumb questions in dumb ways, the main debate is gonna be a mess.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Yeah right, Rick, we all know you're a Natty Ice man

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


speaking of the colorado kool-aid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K3szlIdZ3Y

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

memy posted:

didn't realize that the second ep dropped

Yeah it was a sneak preview type event they live streamed and couldn't get otherwise for a bit, but it's up on Prime now.

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