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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

Make him say his name backwards!

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Only competent person is the woman in red.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She's drunk/high/both.

i-i-i-i-i..... [stares down for five seconds]

i don't know what happened after that because i was laughing so hard

Ben Has Tiny Weenus
Feb 17, 2007
MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

AfroLine posted:

why is the person on the right in pain?

Lucille Bluth

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She's drunk/high/both.

Having to talk to these people, I don't blame her.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Oh hell, Reince is there? Hold the phone CNBC!

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I'm never going to watch CNBC again

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Shyfted One posted:

Everyone on CNBC should be fired from a cannon.

This is like a Fox News blooper reel.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


It's Prince Rebus!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Mega64 posted:

This guy is Fred Willard in Best in Show.

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Reince Priebus, chair of the RNC, the least powerful man in the Republican Party

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Behold! The whitest audience in Colorado !

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

tinstaach posted:

free speech zones are still a thing?

Yeah, as a gay person that has the religious loonies come to events regularly the "free speech zones" actually work well as long as they aren't pushed to be marginalized. The term is horrible but segregating groups likely to be in major conflict helps a lot

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Zeta Taskforce posted:

And the cutest one was sooooooooooooooooooo gay! :allears:

hmmm. disagreed. with the first part.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
I don't think anything said in any of these debates is worse than these loving stuttering dumbasses

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Joementum posted:

The Vermonter in me must point out that an exception should be made for Bread and Puppet Theater, which owns

Second this.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I can't wait for this rumored campaign-killing move

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
CNBC is run by too many old white guys to figure out how to reduce signal lag when the cameras are, what, a hundred yards apart?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Lmao at cut rate ben stein

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

holy poo poo please someone interrupt these commentators with a blaze of gunfire

my brain cells are dying

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Solkanar512 posted:

Christ, this dude in the blue tie is a grade A rear end in a top hat.
Joe Kernan used to be a decent guy. Then Obama became president.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Glasses guy has a real "Droopy Dog" vibe going

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

CNBC is not the smartest

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Zoran posted:

I can't wait for this rumored campaign-killing move

It's probably just hype to get people to pay attention.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

"This debate will be focused on policy, something that's never been done before"

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
"these candidates comments have been muted in these past debates" WHAT?

Leathal
Oct 29, 2004

wanna be like gucci?
lil buddy eat your vegetables
"CNBC's the smartest" lmao

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Zoran posted:

I can't wait for this rumored campaign-killing move

Has there been more than just one source for that

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Marco Romeo

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Solkanar512 posted:

Make him say his name backwards!

Lol the best onion article

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Will Jeb! be wearing his silicon valley hoodie tonight?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i have so many apps on my phone but where are the private sector jobs?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Doctor Candiru posted:

Has there been more than just one source for that

I don't think so

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I want to hear more from the old guy on CNBC" ~ nobody

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

can't stump the trump

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Fun thing: go to twitter and search for CNBC awful, lotta people posting about it. Love new people encountering the terribleness that is that channel. More ignorance than Fox News, but with better suits.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Trump has already won, and the debate hasn't even started.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The stream is dying, Cloud. :smith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Gyges posted:

Like most people on Earth, I never watch CNBC. Are they usually this bad? It's like the bench warmers for CNN are getting a chance to start.

yep

business news is where they dump you when you say too many old guy racist things on real new channels

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