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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mr. World posted:

Bush's weakness is he just loves America too much.

Well at least that explains why he's letting Trump poo poo on us

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Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Trump turning on Kasich

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Someone mirror his fist hand and give him a horned helmet.

"Two snakes, coming together... facing each other! That is the Republican party!"

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Jeb Bush: "Don't elect me"

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

what did trump do to kasich exactly

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Peel posted:

what did trump do to kasich exactly

Said the economic recovery he takes credit for is bullshit and that Kasich was basically in charge of Lehman Brothers

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Huckabee giving the burn on Christie Kremes.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My most fervent wish for this year is that Trump opened the floodgates on being able to talk like this to coddled assholes who never get called out on easily verified objective facts.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
so be honest with me goons

a Ben Carson presidency. How hosed is the world/your country?

not talking odds, just consequences. Speculate as much as you want

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Oh my god I want a warm kiss from Jeb!!!!!!

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Peel posted:

what did trump do to kasich exactly

He said that the only reason Ohio has a good economy is due to fracking and kasich never responded so I'm assuming it's true and discredits any achievement he had

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
So does Rubio win because he had that dope personal answer or does he lose now that he and Trump got the same amount of free money and look at Trump's life?

If a good editorial is written to that effect and hits red bold with picture on Drudge, he's finished.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
This is the most animated ben Carson has ever been

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

mastershakeman posted:

He said that the only reason Ohio has a good economy is due to fracking and kasich never responded so I'm assuming it's true and discredits any achievement he had

That's really unfair.

Ohio OEMs and specialized part suppliers are doing quite well because Obama bailed out the auto industry.

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

Jerb! is loving dying. He had one moment where he failed to attack rubio and then threatened to wet kiss people. Rubio is going to destroy his support.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Anal Papist posted:

Jerb! is loving dying. He had one moment where he failed to attack rubio and then threatened to wet kiss people. Rubio is going to destroy his support.

Rubio is going to gobble up all the establishment votes while Carson/Trump/Cruz/Fiorina split the crazies

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


¡Jeb! is gonna have tons of fun at the next kiddie debate

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


mastershakeman posted:

Rubio is going to gobble up all the establishment votes while Carson/Trump/Cruz/Fiorina split the crazies

At currently polling levels Trump could still beat Rubio even if he swallowed up every establishment vote and Trump gained nothing.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html

e:not counting Huckabee or Santorum as establishment.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

so be honest with me goons

a Ben Carson presidency. How hosed is the world/your country?

not talking odds, just consequences. Speculate as much as you want

Exactly as bad as any random joe. He's clearly making things up as he goes and doesn't have the knowledge base to run a state agency much less the fed gov.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Ron Paul Atreides posted:

so be honest with me goons

a Ben Carson presidency. How hosed is the world/your country?

not talking odds, just consequences. Speculate as much as you want

Everybody will be hosed but we'll make sure the rest of the world goes first so that when we go, we're still #1.

USA USA :911:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I said it before in this thread

but after tonight I can say it again with absolute certainty

Jeb! was the decoy candidate meant to prop up the REAL establishment candidate, Marco Rubio. Jeb! has been intentionally floundering to make Rubio appear more dynamic

He is meant to be the Hillary to 2008 Obama.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Things got weird.

- Edit You know this can stay here. There is no way it isn't relevant commentary after tonight.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

reignofevil posted:

Things got weird.

Trump likes to bring his guns and become unpredictable with them.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


:420:

:420:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

so be honest with me goons

a Ben Carson presidency. How hosed is the world/your country?

not talking odds, just consequences. Speculate as much as you want

death is certain

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Please let this be real

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



tl;dr for the debate tonight for those who didn't watch



life is pain, life is horror

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Yes, but how much energy did Jeb bring to the table?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rand on infinite loop

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Samuel Clemens posted:

Yes, but how much energy did Jeb bring to the table?

He had enough for one attack on Rubio, but Rubio effortlessly countered it. After that?

:effort:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Watching the Bush dynasty go down in loving flames has truly been the best part of this election cycle.

Thank God for Donald Trump :allears:

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Been watching the World Series, so like, was the campaign ending moment bullshit then?

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
So, I missed the supposed campaign ending stunt.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

alpha_destroy posted:

Been watching the World Series, so like, was the campaign ending moment bullshit then?

Probably Jeb's canned attack on Rubio, which deflected off of Rubio and smashed Jeb between his eyes.

Salt everywhere.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Kingfish posted:

At currently polling levels Trump could still beat Rubio even if he swallowed up every establishment vote and Trump gained nothing.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html

e:not counting Huckabee or Santorum as establishment.

I completely forgot Santorum was running. That fucker will not go away.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Colonel Corazon posted:

Probably Jeb's canned attack on Rubio, which deflected off of Rubio and smashed Jeb between his eyes.

Salt everywhere.

Honestly, I thought it was Cruz's "nevermind that question, the mods are terrible" spiel.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Darkman Fanpage posted:

I completely forgot Santorum was running. That fucker will not go away.

whoa, whoa, let's keep this thread sfw

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Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
Santorum doesn't run so much as dribble.

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