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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

fsif posted:

Getting too intense, let's cut to Rand

It worked so well that I could almost believe they invited him to the debate just for that purpose.

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Haha rand saying he doesn't want to be an adult and govern

Ben Has Tiny Weenus
Feb 17, 2007
MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

Yes

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

nachos posted:

This would have been a perfect time for Rubio to ask Cruz if he needed some water

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Look into my eyesssss

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. Every one of these assholes is just bitching at the moderators.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme

Error 2032 from 30 miles down the road from the debate. Christ I hate these fuckers.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Axetrain posted:

How the gently caress is SS and Medicare not domestic spending.

ENTITLEMENTS :argh:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Christie: "infowars dot com, google it. theyre all lying to you."

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'm going to allow this

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I still can't believe Cruz went bitching about the media for a minute and then started whining they weren't letting him talk after. Terrible terrible strategy.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

Sobriety.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

¡Jeb!

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

Harvard Debate Champion

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

nachos posted:

This would have been a perfect time for Rubio to ask Cruz if he needed some water

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

tossup between kasich and jeb

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

has christie lost weight? he doesnt look quite as grotesque

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

christie forgot to take off his palpatine makeup from a hallowe'en party earlier

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
I get really uncomfortable when Chris Christie stares right into the camera

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
"I didn't enter government to be an adult"

-Rand Paul, beloved childrens' toy phone

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Herman CainVerified account ‏@THEHermanCain 31s32 seconds ago
They don’t want answers! #Gopdebate

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

the American people

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie has a hard-on for hillary

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Did Rand Paul just attack people that want to be adults and govern?

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
"The government has lied to you, and they've stolen from you"

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

jeb

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
They spent the money on tax cuts and wars

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

7 to 8 years, :rip: SS

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

chris: HILARY CLINTON :qq:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

Reminder: Ted Cruz thinks he's a master debater and everyone who debated him in college says he was a clown.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

That was only the second mention of Hillary and first by a candidate

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OAquinas posted:

Sobriety.

Livers nationwide.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
LETS NOT PAY TAXES

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Shageletic posted:

Herman CainVerified account ‏@THEHermanCain 31s32 seconds ago
They don’t want answers! #Gopdebate

i miss him

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
It's like Chris Christi is talking...to me!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Did Rand Paul just attack people that want to be adults and govern?

Yes.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Chris Christie is running on a platform of Hillary Clinton i see

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

BeOSPOS posted:

who's been the biggest loser in the debate so far?

cnbc

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Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Tell me more about how the government lied Mr. Governor.

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