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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Huckabee keeps referring to Carl Quintinilla as "John"

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KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
when the gently caress are they going to cut down the debate size

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
"I love that Ted Cruz is going to slash my future benefits so a bunch of old folks get their money." - the Millennial Generation, apparently.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
"Look young ones, gently caress you"

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
gently caress OFF YOUNG WORKERS NYAH

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
lol being very careful to not alienate olds. gently caress "young" people though.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

a big meanie

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I think Trump and Carson might have the least speaking time so far.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lol an out and out admission to kick the ladder out from under young people

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

cruz claiming 44 years old is a younger worker

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
I'm pretty sure you drink when anyone says "so'security"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

here we go with huckabee, here we goooo

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
actually that sounds good huck

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


fsif posted:

Christ, Cruz is only loving 44?

he looked a lot better before someone left him outside

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY SOCIAL SECURITY

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Madoff ran a literal ponzi scheme you monster.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I agree, free Bernie Madoff

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

AngryBooch posted:

lol being very careful to not alienate olds. gently caress "young" people though.

Young people don't vote.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
if your making 200k you don't get poo poo from the government imo

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Does Christie actually believe the trust fund is full of IOUs? Is he that loving stupid or does he just know that's he proper republican dogma?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i miss trump :(

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
asdfkasjdfalksdjf

vv basically that

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
This is the dumbest rhetoric

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
GOVERNMENT ARE ALL A BUNCH OF THIEVES

LET ME TELL YOU WHY I SHOULD BE GOVERNMENT

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

LOL COMPARING THE GOVERNMENT TO loving BERNIE MADOFF :laffo::laffo::laffo::suicide:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

increase the retirement age to 150. cruz's race of ancient goblin folk benefit insanely well

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
we really need to put this government guy in jail!

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


huckabee: keep government out of my social security

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
can trump just loving kill all these sucker MCs already, im tired of looking at them

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

tinstaach posted:

what

the

gently caress

is

going

on

Just get yourself a fresh drink, sweetie.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
The government is paying for your 7 room house, who are they to say if you deserve it??

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

AngryBooch posted:

lol being very careful to not alienate olds. gently caress "young" people though.

worked pretty well when romney tried it

simmyb
Sep 29, 2005

That was the worst analogy for means testing imaginable

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

loving Ted Cruz.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Acquilae posted:

LOL COMPARING THE GOVERNMENT TO loving BERNIE MADOFF :laffo::laffo::laffo::suicide:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Pretty obvious that Lindsey Graham deserves to be on the main stage.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pls let trump speak

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yes appeal to the sympathetic Madoff figure

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

HAHA old people who vote for us can keep getting welfare, everyone under the age of 60 can gently caress off.

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Trump enjoying sitting back while everyone tears into each other

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