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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

And there it is, the dumbest policy idea in politics.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Cruz how would you fix the wage gap?

gently caress the government.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
My family doesn't understand birth control -cruz

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
oh no not trial lawyers

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Both my aunts were single poo poo-farts

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Bernie's debating style rubbed off on Kasich

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“My family has a history of living in sin.”

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was brought up by a single mom.... briefly.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
yeah, changing the constitution is really easy

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
awful cruz with a awful sob story about his awful dad

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


I appreciate that I've gotten three different answers to my question.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I don't get how anyone finds rubio likable.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

UIApplication posted:

Both my aunts were single poo poo-farts

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Cruz doesn't know anything about women apparently.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
people making 60k, just trying to put food on the table

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Dahbadu posted:

Seriously, his answer about bankruptcy was the only answer that didn't make me want to turn the thing off (I've since turned it off, and I'm just reading the thread). Why are they giving so much airtime to these jokers that are at 3 percent in the polls?

establishment doesn't find the joke funny anymore

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

DarkHorse posted:

the most blatant crony capitalism ever - "let me take this government program, make it private, and sell it to my friends"

as someone who worked for ODODD for two years I would kill for someone to ask him about developmental centers

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
we don't need big government, we need bible study

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


Bernie Sanders name drop

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
Requiring a balanced budget of the federal government is so loving dumb when interest rates are so low

If I could borrow loving money for 2% I'd be the wealthiest mother fucker on that stage in 2 years

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THE PANDERING BEGINS

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Who will emerge as the GamerGate candidate? Definitely Rand.

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
hey uh loving answer the question jackass

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
"The big government economy"

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Oh my god this Ted Cruz story :barf:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can someone make a youtube of this shitshow with killing in the name of playing in the background

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Rubio is terrifying, and he's going to win

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Rupert Murdock's stocks are going to soar after this

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Cruz preacher cadence

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


What the gently caress, Cruz :stare:

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
Cruz' dad left because his child was so odious and misshapen.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So far...

Rubio, Cruz, Trump, Fiorina are doing well.

Carson is doing zzzZzzZzzz.

And Jeb and Kasich are getting killed.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

Put Trump back on, I enjoy watching that yamanba'd wrecking ball flick spittle.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i want to loving kill this guy every time he opens his mouth. deport him back to canada and then sanction them for dumping their toxic waste here

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


I am the people who are getting hammered

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



The people getting hammered are watching this debate actually

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Is Ted Cruz even an actual person

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
hey fuckface all women get less money not just single moms

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

a constitutional amendment for families to give up their first born sons to my tribe of subterranean goblins

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
~wet fart~

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