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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


every one of jeb's answers takes the form:

- pseudo answer
- experience
- disparage obama on question

and no one cares. he's way too formulaic

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Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Wow, these entitled fucks fighting the moderators, holy poo poo. Do they think this makes them look good?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah, rich people will get more back, but look...

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Yess call him out for bullshit. Bleeeeed

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
rubio doesnt understand how percentages work

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

MODERATE THE poo poo OUT OF HIM

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Ars Arcanum posted:

Jeb! is so hilariously bad. God, I'd kind of forgotten how ridiculously loving stupid Bushes can sound.
"He has the speaking ability of a fifth grader but he's totally a guy I'd love to have a beer with!"

*votes W. in 2000 and 2004*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
my lungs are big enough to hotbox with god. vote for me

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




How is Rubio this dumb?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Holy poo poo you know the moderator who apologized for having the facts wrong about Trump's plan? SHE QUOTED TRUMP'S loving WEBSITE

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform

quote:

H-1B program. Mark Zuckerberg’s personal Senator, Marco Rubio, has a bill to triple H-1Bs that would decimate women and minorities.

THIS DUDE IS INCREDIBLE

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
but math... :negative:

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

rubio is a little poo poo

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wow, these entitled fucks fighting the moderators, holy poo poo. Do they think this makes them look good?

It does make them look good to the Republican party base.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao, if a family of 2 parents 2 kids is bringing home 40k and they're close to the norm right now, they're both working. In this case, that would cover maybe 2 months of childcare so one parent could work

Probably less, because the rest of the changes will drive childcare up

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wow, these entitled fucks fighting the moderators, holy poo poo. Do they think this makes them look good?

In a primary, you betcha.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rubio pays a mexican to do his dry cleaning

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
"oh, well you're talkin bout..."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I was supposed to be a shoe-in for this poo poo gently caress you Donald Trump and gently caress everybody" - Jeb "Warm Kiss" Bush

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

this debate will be submitted as evidence for increasing funding in future STEM programs

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Yates posted:

How is Rubio this dumb?

Knowing how percentages work is elitist

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
five percent of poor is more than five percent of rich

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i love how so far they've all pretended that 40k is the lowest anyone makes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
John Harwood can get the best of Rick Perry, but maybe not Marco Rubio.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

I wish more moderator's would point out their blatant loving lies.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wow, these entitled fucks fighting the moderators, holy poo poo. Do they think this makes them look good?

the biggest applause lines of the night are RARRGHHH LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im not watching did anything funny happen yet

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Logikv9 posted:

look this moderator grew some balls

Josh Lyman posted:

John Harwood is the only person on CNBC who's a half decent journalist.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

lol Rand

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Ars Arcanum posted:

Wow, these entitled fucks fighting the moderators, holy poo poo. Do they think this makes them look good?

Yes.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
lol shut up rand

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Big, if true.

abraham linksys posted:

Holy poo poo you know the moderator who apologized for having the facts wrong about Trump's plan? SHE QUOTED TRUMP'S loving WEBSITE

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform


THIS DUDE IS INCREDIBLE

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


lol shut the gently caress up rand

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
lol Rand Paul shut the gently caress up

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
no taxes on investments? goddamn.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Rand crying

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
LETS TALK ABOUT WEEEEEEEED

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This debate is a shitshow.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rand pulling a Webb here

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Ars Arcanum posted:

Jeb! is so hilariously bad. God, I'd kind of forgotten how ridiculously loving stupid Bushes can sound.

Jeb! problem isn't that he sounds stupid. All Bushes do. Difference is the other Bushes have fight in them

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rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Good loving God what a poo poo show

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