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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
eliminate the IRS, take a drink

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let's talk about marijuana :getin:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



:weed:

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Lead Story Tomorrow: "CNBC Worst Debate Moderators EVAR!"
Sub-Lead Story: "Rubio Didn't Completely poo poo Himself"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Taxes on a postcard

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
america deserved 9/11?

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Worst moderators I've ever seen.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The hell? A dry cleaner being a S corp? I'd love to know who are the shareholders are there.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
SMOKE WEED EVERDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
My tax plan has the biggest dick ever

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
Legalize weed you say?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
no, I'll cut taxes more!

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Did the mod just say "what are you doing?" while Cruz was talking?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Is that Kaisich grumbling off screen?

"Hey. Hey. What are you doing?"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Anderson Cooper moderating a Republican primary would be a glorious bloodbath.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Woo! a :420: question in a Republican debate

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


yeah, no more irs, can't imagine how that could go wrong

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
420 blaze it, your thoughts donald

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

The moderators have lost the last bit of control they might have had.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Logikv9 posted:

eliminate the IRS, take a drink

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


abraham linksys posted:

Holy poo poo you know the moderator who apologized for having the facts wrong about Trump's plan? SHE QUOTED TRUMP'S loving WEBSITE

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform


THIS DUDE IS INCREDIBLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

pathetic little tramp posted:

CUT THE MICS FOR THE LOVE OF gently caress.
Seriously, take a page out of O'Reilly's book and cut mics when they become unruly.

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Eliminate Ted Cruz

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I wrote "$AMOUNT" on a postcard and mailed it to "THE GOVERNMENT"

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Cruz seems to be doing much better than he did in the previous debate

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i have a seven percent tax plan

do i hear six

six percent

tax plan

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

blablablabla posted:

Jeb aint no decider

Jeb the considerer.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE MODERATORS!

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
RAWWRRRR DRUGS ARE EVIL

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Fill out taxes on a postcard/eliminate the IRS

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Ah yes the horrors of marijuana overdoses.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
I want to see Chris Christie rage about weed

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
gonnna OD on weeeeeedd

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao rip kasich

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

gently caress YOUR QUESTIONS - the debate

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

abraham linksys posted:

Holy poo poo you know the moderator who apologized for having the facts wrong about Trump's plan? SHE QUOTED TRUMP'S loving WEBSITE

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform


THIS DUDE IS INCREDIBLE

Would you want anybody else to bullshit the Russians? :allears:

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Zeta Taskforce posted:

Jeb the considerer.

I hear he's a great kisser.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
The moderators have lost control of the debate.

Quick, let Trump take over

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Hey remember when Newt promised to set a moon base by 2016?

Probably more doable than cure cancer alzheimers and all that other poo poo fatty promised.

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