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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

King of Solomon posted:

"gently caress boomers" --An actual candidate for president.

he's right

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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Is anyone else watching the stream with the ad that literally said "Make pharmaceuticals in India" :stare:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Someone give me a real quick tldr on this poo poo.

Did anyone commit murder or suicide so far?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

If it holds...

Rubio, and Trump won.
Cruz, Christie, Huckabee did well.
Fiorina meh.
Kasich, and Rand are manlets.
Jeb is cucked beyond cucked.

JEB backwards is BJ

makes u think

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Joementum posted:

If this debate played by normal rules, Rubio won and the frontrunners did no damage.

But the thing went off the rails about twenty minutes in and most of the playback clips will be about attacking the moderators, so I've got no idea.

trump won. Why? most slam plays. This will be treated like a sports game with HITS OF THE WEEK. ANd Trump will be there #1 firing his cock gun thrusting at that one guy he slammed.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh man that NumbersUSA commercial

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Hahaha I can pretty much guarantee NumbersUSA thinks we need to have much much less than a million legal immigrants a year.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
this is the debate cnbc deserves, to be quite honest

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zoran posted:

I wanted to see someone commit political suicide and it hasn't happened yet.

you must have missed when jeb kneeled down and opened his mouth for a face full of rubio fart

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrAristocrates posted:

I almost want Chris Christie to win the nomination so I can watch Hillary make him cry three times on national television

I don't ask for much, just give me one equivalent of the,"Proceed, Governor :smug:" moment from 2012 and I'll be happy.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Montasque posted:

If it holds...

Rubio, and Trump won.
Cruz, Christie, Huckabee did well.
Fiorina meh.
Kasich, and Rand are manlets.
Jeb is cucked beyond cucked.

I forgot about Ben "the front-runner" Carson. He's poo poo.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

OxySnake posted:

From what I heard big government caused wall street. The answer is more deregulation and fewer taxes.

fukt up if tru

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Crain posted:

Someone give me a real quick tldr on this poo poo.

Did anyone commit murder or suicide so far?

Jeb's dead, baby

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Crain posted:

Someone give me a real quick tldr on this poo poo.

Did anyone commit murder or suicide so far?

I thought the moderators did for a second but I think they're still working out the fine print on the suicide pact.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Zoran posted:

I wanted to see someone commit political suicide and it hasn't happened yet.

Rand Paul just went after boomers when the average age of Fox News viewers is like 72. He's gonna get raked over the coals.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

pig slut lisa posted:

Is anyone else watching the stream with the ad that literally said "Make pharmaceuticals in India" :stare:

It's a CNBC International feed

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Montasque posted:

I forgot about Ben "the front-runner" Carson. He's poo poo.

I think Carson did too.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

i wanted to see people rage at the hillary ads gently caress you cnbc for denying me this

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Harald posted:

ohio isn't that bad guys

compared to like arkansas maybe

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mormonpartyboat posted:

you must have missed when jeb kneeled down and opened his mouth for a face full of rubio fart

And when Ohio boy got suplexed through the announcer table by Trump

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Whenever Kasich says "in Ohio..." most Americans go "oh yeah, that shithole."

It's not his fault. Everyone from Ohio won't shut the gently caress up about it.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Wait, it's 9:00. When does this shitshow end?

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Bittersweet Symphony may be a bad song choice there, The Profit

Tryin to make ends meet you're a slave to the money then you diiiiiieeeeeee

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

If it holds...

Rubio, and Trump won.
Cruz, Christie, Huckabee did well.
Fiorina meh.
Kasich, and Rand are manlets.
Jeb is cucked beyond cucked.

"Please Trump don't kill him!"
"Oh I won't...I'll just kill his manhood"
*Trump opens the door and Rubio walks in....Bush sits in a chair and hits himself in the head while watching what happens next*

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
oh boy, here comes the cure cancer poo poo again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
you're right huckabee, time to eat a loving salad

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Huckabee: We need to let 80% of people just die already

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"chronic disease is costing too much money, I say let them die"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

triple sulk posted:

Jeb's dead, baby

Like actually withdrew or just effectively so?

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

what was that weird cut to paul

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
ERRADICATE CANCER IN THE STREETS>

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

So are you going to fund that research, Huckster?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


How much did we spend on cancer research last year you loving idiot???????

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
"America has a health problem." - a fat man

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
We didn't spend anything to fix Polio

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Next debate: Governor Christie, have you ever had sex with a pig?

"I know he didn't but I just want to hear him deny it"

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Huge disgusting fatass talking about health here.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

lets cure cancer guys

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

yeah polio's not a chronic disease?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"To fix America, all we need to do is cure cancer. That's it!"

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