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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

This is the biggest shitshow of a debate that I have in my young years seen

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King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
The moderators have just given up.

In this civil and smart debate.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Obviously they chose to get hurt. If you got rid of the big government nannystate, they would've chosen to stay healthy. :smug:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Oh, alright, go ahead" ~ CNBC, 2015

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Oh okay Fiorina you've been quiet, so you can blather on about nothing again

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i think the highlight of the night was trump saying that he might have a gun in his waist

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Carly Fiorina is not a person.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
What the gently caress moderating is that

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

NPR posted:

Debate clock:
Rubio: 8:44
Fiorina: 8:37
Kasich: 8:06
Trump: 7:44
Cruz: 6:52
Christie: 6:30
Huckabee: 5:47
Carson: 5:28
Paul: 5:03
Bush: 4:56

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rubio realises what a trainwreck the debate was.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Al Borland posted:

I would not trust that man with my brain. Let alone watching my pants.

I would. He's an excellent neurosurgeon but an awful everything else. His lovely politics doesn't affect his surgeon capability.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
Look at them trying to get the kudos the Democratic debate for being civil and policy-centric instead of a circus

Cargo-cult civility

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Everyone on this stage deserves a 100lb sack of rice falling on them

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Hey Carly think of how much money HP spent on your golden parachute.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
"Oh, all right, go ahead." :effort:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

:wow:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"I will repeal stdh"

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

"Audit the budget." Carly Fiorina.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

HisMajestyBOB posted:

Obviously they chose to get hurt. If you got rid of the big government nannystate, they would've chosen to stay healthy. :smug:

No no you need a big government nannystate to incentivize being healthy, its a lot different.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Carly that is not how the budget works

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Pancakes by Mail posted:

$12K is seriously maybe enough to get like, two new blood pressure monitors

Yes but here is a crazy idea, what if we each took our $12k and pooled it and spread the costs and risk around...

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


This poo poo is finally ending thank christ

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rand I hate your whiny voice

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Paul going full Norquist

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I want a gov so small it can pass through the eye of a needle

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
government so small it fits inside a vagina. every vagina - rand paul

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Check out my bullshit fillibuster - Rand

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Someone make :mitt: but with Rand Paul and it says SMALL GOVERNMENT instead

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UIApplication posted:

Everyone on this stage deserves a 100lb sack of rice falling on them

everyone in the building deserves it collapsing

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Lol jesus christ Bush

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



STOP LOOKING AT ME CHRISTIE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Christie is looking right at me and he looks hungry

electrohead
May 24, 2007

Everybody loves you.
They're all so awful in all these resplendently peacocking ways.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
youll see me tomorrow, grandstanding pointlessly. check it out, ima look like a muppet.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
second half was really boring

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

DarkHorse posted:

government so small it fits inside a vagina. every vagina - rand paul

please don't bring up the military rape crisis at this late hour

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Rip Testes posted:

I want a gov so small it can pass through the eye of a needle
this, so much this

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Christie are you deadly serious in that hot pink tie.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
Christie is staring in an ad within the debate. Brilliant.

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

mormonpartyboat posted:

everyone in the building deserves it collapsing

see if you can perusade Huckabee and Christie to start doing jumping jacks, let physics take its course

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