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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican Primary Debates 10/28 6pm & 8pm on CNBC
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P
 Huckabee excited to play Fallout 4 with his grandkids.

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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ！
Debate Takeaways:
1. You still can't Stump the Trump.
2. CNBC has the worst loving moderators.
3. Jeb! needs to just drop out tomorrow. He's done.
4. Rubio's major message: gently caress the young. :v:
5. Kaisich: "I hope Bernie's schtick works for me!"
6. Fiorina: "Beep. Boop."
7. Ben Carson is still the most boring insane person alive.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I hate my family

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

 The thought of Huckabee eventually being a president of anything absolutely terrifies me

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Kasich: I'm Oskar Schindler, kinda

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
rebuild families because america good

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:

Wow, why did that moderator loving lie like that?

they are so loving bad

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Pancakes by Mail posted:

i'm halfway to believing this by virtue of how horrible the others are revealing themselves to be

That's entirely the reason to believe it.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
mike huckablee saw Cormac McCarthy's The Road, and from that day, decided to run for President

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Also, I think our children are our future

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Huckabee literally campaigning for a VP spot

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



 Jeb, I don't think it's a good idea to say words like "uniter" and "divider".

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Alyssa Rosenberg @AlyssaRosenberg
As a person who writes columns, I would *totally* read Mike Huckabee's post-apocalyptic fiction about the charred remains of America.

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mitt Romney posted:

Debate summary: Crazy front runners played prevent defense and the real candidates will come out stronger from it, except the one who shits himself every time he talks.

My main takeaway: debates at this stage don't matter. Those who had momentum before this keep it, those who were losing it beforehand will lose it. Everything else is about a week long.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Fullhouse posted:

The thought of Huckabee eventually being a president of anything absolutely terrifies me

he'd probably do alright running a golden corral franchise

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
trump/jeb might be an unlikely ticket but it's a credible fanfic

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Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

pathetic little tramp posted:

Saddest debate aired on ugliest channel
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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
 shoutout to the big man, G-O-D, respect

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


 holy poo poo we're free

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Rubio's gonna seriously start surging

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badatom
Dec 10, 2011

Montasque posted:

No, actually Trump is being honest on this one. He and Carson forced CNBC to make the debate 2hrs instead of 3hrs.

Trump just killed them here.

Trump being honest and CNBC lying about the debate. Proof that we slipped into an alternate universe.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
 heres my hot take on the debate: AAAAA! AAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAA! *claws bloody runnels into face w/ fingernails*

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

AlternateNu posted:

Debate Takeaways:
1. You still can't Stump the Trump.
2. CNBC has the worst loving moderators.
3. Jeb! needs to just drop out tomorrow. He's done.
4. Rubio's major message: gently caress the young. :v:
5. Kaisich: "I hope Bernie's schtick works for me!"
6. Fiorina: "Beep. Boop."
7. Ben Carson is still the most boring insane person alive.

8. Diabetus is bad

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this debate felt like a sloppy warm kiss from jeb bush

awful, just awful

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
 I'm glad all these candidates are here to remind me that America is great.

All these people are garbage.

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 Question of the evening: who was worse: Jeb! or CNBC?

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

 What a loving mess

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 I hate you all for your complicity in my watching this

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 I'm pretty sure Ben Carson is here for his book

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Joementum posted:

Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait
Looking around the world, we can see giving everybody insurance is impossible. Just curing every disease is way easier.

And then hope no one raises the prices on the cure

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm surprised to say this, but CNN won the debate tonight.

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

 OH MY GOD THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS AGAIN

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Winners: Rubio, Trump.
Losers: Jeb.

Everyone else? Who cares.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 were this an actual horse race all these idiots would be taken out back and shot

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

 rubio gon be the gop nominee lol

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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Trump being the only one to be like "Yeah this debate was a big pile of poo poo, praise me for making it shorter, mortals." owned

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Joementum posted:

I'm surprised to say this, but CNN won the debate tonight.

:wow:

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
So who has the next debate? Cuz this one sucked

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 well!as!youknow! oh man, this guy is somehow worse than the moderators

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
don't know if this was linked from before

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/659546046771519488

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