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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Filthy Hans posted:

Any guesses for this? Bush going pure positive campaigning for the rest of the election, perhaps?

Paul announced that he's filibustering the budget deal.

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Brown Paper Bag posted:

Paul announced that he's filibustering the budget deal.

That was yesterday, wasn't it? The tweet was referencing some stunt during tonight's debate.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:



*ominous music plays*

I'm watching the world series and can't keep up with the debate thread, so whatever this is, post it in here too.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

Boon posted:

E: Is there a debate thread?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748832&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I turned on the debate, I saw a minute or so of Ted Cruz speaking about how much the media sucked, I turned off the debate.

My bullshit tolerance is at a low ebb, I guess.

Kafka Esq.
Jan 1, 2005

"If you ever even think about calling me anything but 'The Crab' I will go so fucking crab on your ass you won't even see what crab'd your crab" -The Crab(TM)
I didn't want this to get lost in the RSF thread.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
In news that should be a surprise to no one, the army is still kicking out mentally ill soldiers for misconduct.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

At this point, due to budget cuts and manning, the DoD is looking for ANY reason to kick you out and replace you with fresh blood.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
The loving federal government set up 401ks you piece of poo poo.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I want Donald Trump to be in every single republican presidential debate for the rest of my lifetime.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Why only the Republican ones?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

fknlo posted:

I'm watching the world series and can't keep up with the debate thread, so whatever this is, post it in here too.

Jeb tried to attack Rubio and got demolished for his efforts.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
HRC twitter debate reax: https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/659555444202070016/photo/1 hahahaha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Donald Trump is not only the strongest GOP candidate, but he's also the closest one to a normal human being and literally the only one on stage tonight that didn't literally propose loving everybody under 40 for the rest of their lives to maintain a status quo that they then spent 2 hours railing against

Why did I quit drinking

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
CNBC getting blasted for their questions. GOP mad that their lovely policies filled with holes get asked about their lovely policies and those holes.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Epic High Five posted:

Donald Trump is not only the strongest GOP candidate, but he's also the closest one to a normal human being and literally the only one on stage tonight that didn't literally propose loving everybody under 40 for the rest of their lives to maintain a status quo that they then spent 2 hours railing against

Why did I quit drinking

I had to turn it off after listening to Rubio and Christie talk about Social Security.

Those slimy lying loving pieces of dishonest poo poo... :rant:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Thank god for booze. A fucker like these fuckers will one day win the presidency. We are so hosed.

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx

Mister Macys posted:

I had to turn it off after listening to Rubio and Christie talk about Social Security.

Those slimy lying loving pieces of dishonest poo poo... :rant:

Don't you know, T-Bills are just totally loving worthless! Seriously, this debate got to me in a way the other 2 didn't, don't know what it is.

Also they attacks got ramped back real fast after the first half-hour. I was really hoping they're keep tearing at each other.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zeroisanumber posted:

Thank god for booze. A fucker like these fuckers will one day win the presidency. We are so hosed.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Ha ha goddam

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I think I might have gotten this straight...

CNBC is a liberal news organization that gives hand breezys to the financial sector all of the time because big banks are a result of socialism.

I think I parsed tonight's debate correctly.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Ben Carson was asked about a shady supplement company he had a relationship with that said it could cure autism, and he denied any relationship with the company and then immediately endorsed their product saying he uses it and everyone should use it.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Jeb! just reiterated that he got to answer a question on Fantasy Football (where Christie crushed him) while complaining he didn't get to answer the questions that matter.

He just countered the RNC's position on the CNBC debate and answered that there were, "Gotcha questions in the other debates as well"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Phone posted:

I think I might have gotten this straight...

CNBC is a liberal news organization that gives hand breezys to the financial sector all of the time because big banks are a result of socialism.

I think I parsed tonight's debate correctly.

"Larry Kudlow... Karl Marx... hmm, are they brothers?" ~ the Republican Party, tonight.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


so sum up the GOP debate for me. who did well, who did poorly, etc. did The Donald come out OK? what about Carson? did JEB! implode?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Good god that debate. Trump was the only one who didn't propose some form of "burn the country down on our way out" SS/Medicare reform plan, the moderators had absolutely no control over what was going on to the point of fighting with each other when it was time to ask the next question, and I would have expected better and more polished commentary out of a podcast. And then they all agreed that the Democratic debate was silly.

I don't normally drink on weeknights, but [whiskey-chugging Uncle Sam.png]

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

greatn posted:

Ben Carson was asked about a shady supplement company he had a relationship with that said it could cure autism, and he denied any relationship with the company and then immediately endorsed their product saying he uses it and everyone should use it.

Certainly wouldn't say its working for him.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

icantfindaname posted:

so sum up the GOP debate for me. who did well, who did poorly, etc. did The Donald come out OK? what about Carson? did JEB! implode?

It was absolute, pure poo poo, but Donald did his thing and even insinuated he might have a gun. At the end he solicited applause for disdaining the very network he was on.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

MC Nietzche posted:

Also they attacks got ramped back real fast after the first half-hour. I was really hoping they're keep tearing at each other.

Sadly, they realized CNBC had made themselves an easy target. My god the moderators were awful.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh yeah I forgot how Trump said he may or may not be packing heat

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

icantfindaname posted:

so sum up the GOP debate for me. who did well, who did poorly, etc. did The Donald come out OK? what about Carson? did JEB! implode?

Jeb did nothing to contain the damage, and Donny and Ben didn't take any major hits. Kasich tried to land some blows and establish himself as the sane one, but it got him nowhere. Rubio will probably come out looking the best based on early-debate performance, so expect some more rallying around him by the establishment wing.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

FourLeaf posted:

Sadly, they realized CNBC had made themselves an easy target. My god the moderators were awful.

Becky was great :mad:
e:

Nolanar posted:

Jeb did nothing to contain the damage, and Donny and Ben didn't take any major hits. Kasich tried to land some blows and establish himself as the sane one, but it got him nowhere. Rubio will probably come out looking the best based on early-debate performance, so expect some more rallying around him by the establishment wing.

Jeb really hosed up on some key issues. For the most part, he seemed to insinuate "bigger government" in some places before quickly walking back. He did horribly

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
I'm a political junkie that spends hours every day reading about this poo poo and I could not stomach more than half an hour of the fantasy-land fairy-tale horseshit being flung around that stage. I had to turn it off because I felt physically ill. That's not hyperbole, I genuinely felt sick to my stomach at what I was seeing. That anyone takes any of these snake-oil selling hucksters seriously is an unbelievable indictment of the Republican party. None of these lying mediocrities is fit to run a local animal control department, much less the entire United States of America.

DnD is extremely liberal and we like to make fun of the Republican clown show, but Jesus loving Christ it's really really important if we're going to have a two party system to have two parties that are at least loosely based in three-dimensional physical reality and one of them is decidedly not so at the moment. The dangers of politics-as-religion, where everything is based on beliefs regardless of facts and evidence was on full display tonight for two hours and anyone who could sit and watch it has better anger management skills and a much stronger stomach for deliberate dishonesty than I do.

gently caress these people for what they've done to our politics.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

icantfindaname posted:

so sum up the GOP debate for me. who did well, who did poorly, etc. did The Donald come out OK? what about Carson? did JEB! implode?

The debate, hosted by CNBC, was supposed to be a debate about economic matters primarily. The GOP economic policies, at this stage, are largely campaign speech style platitudes and have no substance. The GOP quickly took the tack that the CNBC questions were poor, not substantive, and weakly moderated (the last is definitely true), which completely obscures the necessity to talk to the policies (which don't exist).

Rubio won some big quips, lost a couple but came out well.
Trump is Trump and does what Trump does
Fiorina straight up lies on the stage, but looks good doing it
Kasich separated himself from the pack, but he's not taken seriously, like Paul
Carson, like Trump, is untouchable no matter what he says

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

icantfindaname posted:

so sum up the GOP debate for me. who did well, who did poorly, etc. did The Donald come out OK? what about Carson? did JEB! implode?

I only caught parts, but my highlights were:

- Carson is probably a lovely tipper at restaurants because he can't figure out how 10% works, but to be fair, he's a neurosurgeon not a rocket surgeon
- all taxation is theft, especially social security, doubly so when the government is trying to keep it solvent, and if you try to withdraw on it, you're stealing from the social security, i don't know it got complicated
- iCarly posited that having banks is actually socialism?
- Rand Paul is running on his dad's campaign of kill your parents
- Jeb! wants to give you a warm kiss
- Christie stole Cruz' gimmick of staring into the camera like a loving moron
- Huckabee wants to live long enough to see the rapture
- Kaisch is from Ohio, he just wants to let you know about that
- Rubio hates his job
- Cruz decided to ramble on about how unfair everything was and not answer the question and then burn literally 2 minutes of time going "do you want me to answer the question? do you? do you want me to answer it? like i'll totally answer the question if you want me to, so like do you want me to answer the question?"
- Carly was actually a good CEO and is still taking credit for all of the poo poo that HP has done since they gave her the boot
- CNBC is now a part of the liberal media
- Jeb! wants you to know that Fantasy Football isn't gambling and that he's 7-0

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
CNBC was terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Phone posted:

- CNBC is now a part of the liberal media

This is my favorite. Literally right before the debate the CNBC crew was almost giddy at how Republican Boulder, CO was, and how proud they were to support Republicans

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

CNBC was terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible

Should've been run by MSNBC. With Rachel Maddow. :getin:

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MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx
Hat tip to Joementum in the RSF debate thread:

Final:
Fiorina: 10:32
Rubio: 10:10
Kasich: 9:42
Trump: 9:26
Christie: 8:31
Huckabee: 7:39
Cruz: 7:34
Carson: 7:02
Bush: 6:39
Paul: 6:15

Those speech times were horrible. I honestly can't believe Fiorina spoke that much. I can't honestly remember a single thing she said other than "Yo this guy who I hate said I did a great job at HP, but really, gently caress that guy."

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