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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Final:
Fiorina: 10:32
Rubio: 10:10
Kasich: 9:42
Trump: 9:26
Christie: 8:31
Huckabee: 7:39
Cruz: 7:34
Carson: 7:02
Bush: 6:39
Paul: 6:15

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

🔥

steelninja
Sep 26, 2015

Tatum Girlparts posted:

He tried to join in on the slams on Marco about still being senator while running for president (and hilariously whining about the few times he shows up for work) but instead wound up with Marco's dick in his mouth and everyone around him laughing.

Jeb was not good, is what I'm saying.

Jeb! would give the sadist Blowjobs.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
been watching Fox for the post-debate, seems like noone even wants to bring up Jeb!

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Joementum posted:

Final:
Fiorina: 10:32
Rubio: 10:10
Kasich: 9:42
Trump: 9:26
Christie: 8:31
Huckabee: 7:39
Cruz: 7:34
Carson: 7:02
Bush: 6:39
Paul: 6:15

Where is this coming from?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

A Neurotic Jew posted:

been watching Fox for the post-debate, seems like noone even wants to bring up Jeb!

Same. Jeb! is all but done. This is the kiss of death.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
oh wait Krauthammer is talking about why Jeb sucks now.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Joementum posted:

Final:
Fiorina: 10:32
Rubio: 10:10
Kasich: 9:42
Trump: 9:26
Christie: 8:31
Huckabee: 7:39
Cruz: 7:34
Carson: 7:02
Bush: 6:39
Paul: 6:15

its no coincidence that the worst debate was the one where fiorina spoke the most. god that woman is such a turd. you only have to listen to her for a few seconds to be completely certain shes a truly despicable human being with no redeeming qualities

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

-Zydeco- posted:

Where is this coming from?

The @nprpolitics twitter account.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
bless jebs little heart

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
My biggest takeaway from tonight is wishing that the Democrats had the balls to do what the GOP does and have a debate on FOX News like the GOP does on hostile networks i.e. everyone BUT FOX.

My second takeaway is LOL Kasich and Bush getting OWNED by Trump and Rubio.

My third takeaway is thank you media for once again doing everything you can to prop up Fiorina, which will only hurt Carson and the other candidates trying to chase Trump.

My fourth takeaway is I have been watching FOX ever since the debate ended and WHERE THE HELL IS MY TRAINWRECK FRANK LUNTZ FOCUS GROUP???

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

bless jebs little heart

That seems to be the word out of the entire GOP.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Epic High Five posted:

Trump made the moderator apologize for quoting him from his own website and then spun their attempt at a correction back on them, took credit for this horrible thing being shortened to applause, and was the only candidate who wasn't aggressively campaigning to burn it all down on the way out

Rubio gained the most ground, Trump won, everybody else lost bad



To be honest even though Trump blew Kasich the gently caress out I think the pure name recognition will still get him to between 7 and 10% in the polls. Rubio will also gain, Carson will lose big to Cruz/Huck and Trump will remain where he always is, leading at between 25 and 35%.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Boosted_C5 posted:

My biggest takeaway from tonight is wishing that the Democrats had the balls to do what the GOP does and have a debate on FOX News like the GOP does on hostile networks i.e. everyone BUT FOX.

My second takeaway is LOL Kasich and Bush getting OWNED by Trump and Rubio.

My third takeaway is thank you media for once again doing everything you can to prop up Fiorina, which will only hurt Carson and the other candidates trying to chase Trump.

My fourth takeaway is I have been watching FOX ever since the debate ended and WHERE THE HELL IS MY TRAINWRECK FRANK LUNTZ FOCUS GROUP???

I think it just may be possible that CNBC is a liberal biased network, but they're also such a bad network that they screw it up and fellate the GOP instead. Did you watch any of what I hesitate to call programming before the debate? Oh lord I wanted to kill myself


Oiled and Ready posted:

To be honest even though Trump blew Kasich the gently caress out I think the pure name recognition will still get him to between 7 and 10% in the polls. Rubio will also gain, Carson will lose big to Cruz/Huck and Trump will remain where he always is, leading at between 25 and 35%.

Trump is the Romney we deserve

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Boosted_C5 posted:

My biggest takeaway from tonight is wishing that the Democrats had the balls to do what the GOP does and have a debate on FOX News like the GOP does on hostile networks i.e. everyone BUT FOX.

My second takeaway is LOL Kasich and Bush getting OWNED by Trump and Rubio.

My third takeaway is thank you media for once again doing everything you can to prop up Fiorina, which will only hurt Carson and the other candidates trying to chase Trump.

My fourth takeaway is I have been watching FOX ever since the debate ended and WHERE THE HELL IS MY TRAINWRECK FRANK LUNTZ FOCUS GROUP???


spoon0042 posted:

yeah those loving socialists at cnbc

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Boosted_C5 posted:

My biggest takeaway from tonight is wishing that the Democrats had the balls to do what the GOP does and have a debate on FOX News like the GOP does on hostile networks i.e. everyone BUT FOX.

If the precious snowflakes of the Republican party can't take questions from uber-LIEberals like Jim Cramer, Rick Santelli, and Larry Kudlow, can they handle the White House?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Drudge poll:



lol jeb lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

she had beedy eyes and said she wanted to run government like she ran hp

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

she said she didn't smile enough, before reminding everyone why that isnt a bad thing

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Epic High Five posted:

Trump is the Trump we deserve

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Boosted_C5 posted:

My biggest takeaway from tonight is wishing that the Democrats had the balls to do what the GOP does and have a debate on FOX News like the GOP does on hostile networks i.e. everyone BUT FOX.

My second takeaway is LOL Kasich and Bush getting OWNED by Trump and Rubio.

My third takeaway is thank you media for once again doing everything you can to prop up Fiorina, which will only hurt Carson and the other candidates trying to chase Trump.

My fourth takeaway is I have been watching FOX ever since the debate ended and WHERE THE HELL IS MY TRAINWRECK FRANK LUNTZ FOCUS GROUP???


Is Smoothrich just your alt account so that I get recalibrated and start agreeing with you because all of this seems oddly prescient of you to me.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Joementum posted:

If the precious snowflakes of the Republican party can't take questions from uber-LIEberals like Jim Cramer, Rick Santelli, and Larry Kudlow, can they handle the White House?

i'm waiting for a moderator to say something along these lines to someone whining about unfair questions. obama had to deal with years of poo poo about his birth certificate by people on the goddamn stage. lol if you can't deal with a reporter questioning your credibility

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
carson is interesting in that he always looks like hes looking into the middle distance

I think hes looking at jesus

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

92% of all people who lost their jobs under Obama are women

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

something about debating hilary

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

My favorite part of every gop debate is going to all the online polls and voting for trump to help skew the results

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

XyrlocShammypants posted:

My favorite part of every gop debate is going to all the online polls and voting for trump to help skew the results

somehow, some way, I think hes counting on that

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

steelninja posted:

Best part of the debate was them playing pink floyd's the wall on that one commercial break.

best part of this debate was when it was over

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

its tragic that the auditorium at the university of colorado in boulder was rapidly engulfed in flames tonight but im glad everyone running for the republican nomination is now dead

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
carly fiorina debating hillary clinton would be like a horse running into a room full of spinning knee-height buzzsaw blades

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

paranoid randroid posted:

carly fiorina debating hillary clinton would be like a horse running into a room full of spinning knee-height buzzsaw blades

the recent bengazhi hearing was basically this but a bunch of cows charging into a meat grinder in the shape of an H.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:rip: Jeb! https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/659564445102796801

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

its tragic that the auditorium at the university of colorado in boulder was rapidly engulfed in flames tonight but im glad everyone running for the republican nomination is now dead

Fortunately Gilmore was spared

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

Ten minutes of “Everything bad is ultimately rooted in the existence of government.”

Thirty seconds of “Being a CEO is really hard. Stop picking on me.”

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

its tragic that the auditorium at the university of colorado in boulder was rapidly engulfed in flames tonight but im glad everyone running for the republican nomination is now dead

that won't stump the trump

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
HAHAHAHA

The Weekly Standard: "Jeb’s Dead: Adiós Amigo"

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/jeb-s-dead-adi-s-amigo_1055011.html

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


someone guard the halloween candy

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
it was really weird how she presumes anyone besides Carly Fiorina has ever fantasized about how cool it would be for Carly Fiorina to debate Hillary Clinton.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
clinton v trump, i think, would be a wash in terms of numbers because honestly i think anyone with even a modicum of engagement would already have made up their minds about the two going into the debates. theyre both so high profile, everyone already has an opinion, and is there anything the donald could say that would make someone who doesnt already hate hillary start hating her? is clinton going to point out that trump hates latinos like rats and have that come as a surprise to someone?

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

HAHAHAHA

The Weekly Standard: "Jeb’s Dead: Adiós Amigo"

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/jeb-s-dead-adi-s-amigo_1055011.html

yeah fuckin rip

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