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Groovelord Neato posted:most men do the things they do because it attracts women to them. lift weights, wear nice clothes, get a nice haircut, buy a nice pad, etc. sounds pretty pathetic when you put it like that
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Gilganixon posted:sounds pretty pathetic when you put it like that It is, but such is life
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Oct 29, 2015 13:27
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Sounds pretty sick and cool tbh, pussy owns
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Business Gorillas posted:serious question: why else would a goon (so 20-40 year old dude) go work out besides wanting to upgrade the people they do sex to and "if you don't lose weight you're going to loving die"? Why can't it just be the latter? Or because it feels good to be in shape? Or for the social aspect of going to the gym? Or to feel more comfortable and confident in their own skin? Or any other number of reasons. I exercise several times a week. I sure as hell don't do it to attract women. If they're attracted because of it, great, but I do it because I enjoy it.
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cmndstab posted:I exercise several times a week. I sure as hell don't do it to attract women. If they're attracted because of it, great, but I do it because I enjoy it. Intersting take, but what's the name of the man you had sex with lately?
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 I don't know where my friend keeps getting these, but frankly, I'm scared 
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loving gross
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Do it ironically posted:i feel bad for xer parents
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Oct 29, 2015 18:08
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I don't know how these unique snowflakes even handle okcupid, where a girl can get bombarded with HEY BB U WANT SUM FUK and dick pics constantly If you get triggered with the wrong pronouns, how are you going to handle a 60 year old man telling you that he wants to be pooh bear so he can get his nose stuck in your honey pot*? * - happened to a girl I'm doing dates with
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I'm the trigendered other kin laboriously explaining to Bballman69 xer sexual identity. In the time I've written up this response, he's sent unsolicited pics of his abs to 35 other women
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Oct 29, 2015 18:35
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Yeah its all a numbers game These abs aren't gonna show themselves off Edit: wait gently caress
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Wicker Man posted:What? One thing is something innate, the other turns someone on because of an idea. People who like blowjobs are mentally ill because it's more based on the idea than based solely on innate impressions of evolutionary success. Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Lufiron posted:that's the part you don't get. there's no shame or lack of standards or any of that poo poo. that's just what they want and want to gently caress and gets them hard You don't get to declare whether your lust for sows is shameful or not. Despite what tumblr tells you, you don't get to magically alter reality by self-identifying. Fatties are the least desirable and dudes go there because they never say no. Shameful.
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Oct 29, 2015 19:05
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Such a lust for sows.... Who is doing this??? WHOOOOO
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Captain Yossarian posted:loving gross don't think i've ever seen anything so gross in my life honestly
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Maoist Pussy posted:You don't get to declare whether your lust for sows is shameful or not. actually I do, I declare poo poo all the time and there ain't a god drat thing you can do about it
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Oct 29, 2015 19:44
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got a girl that fucks like a dead fish? go out there and get yourself a fat chick
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Oct 29, 2015 19:48
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Lufiron posted:got a girl that fucks like a dead fish? I have experienced both of these, and when the face is basically the same attractiveness, the fat girl is better.
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Oct 29, 2015 20:07
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Fat girls with huge soft tits and the nurturing intent to feed me all the time are my kryptonite, AMA about being a 6'6" stickman.
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Stinky_Pete posted:I have experienced both of these, and when the face is basically the same attractiveness, the fat girl is better. Fat girls are equivalent to bad sex merely by virtue of being fat, got it.
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Oct 29, 2015 20:18
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I don't understand a burning lust for fat girls but I'm sure someone that's into fat girls doesn't understand the things that I'm super into Maybe different people like different things and GBS is mad about people not hating fat people 
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The Groper posted:Fat girls with huge soft tits and the nurturing intent to feed me all the time are my kryptonite, AMA about being a 6'6" stickman. its like looking in a mirror
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Oct 29, 2015 20:35
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I am disgusted by fat people and I despise people that are not.
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Oct 29, 2015 20:40
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Maoist Pussy posted:I am disgusted by fat people and I despise people that are not. Please don't despise me simply because I'm not fat.
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Oct 29, 2015 20:46
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Oct 29, 2015 20:48
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I am a fat and mostly keep to my own kind, as to do otherwise would be shameful miscigenation. We must secure a future for our fat children and fat race.
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Oct 29, 2015 21:27
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fat girls are gross. Stealthfat is an automatic split bill and invention of early morning commitments that necessitate the date end as soon as said bill is paidcmndstab posted:Or for the social aspect of going to the gym? Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Oct 29, 2015 22:16
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Shumagorath posted:have you not read any of the thousand and one threads and articles about why every person at every gym is horrible (spoiler: they're true) Especially Brock.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:No no you don't understand. I don't hate the fat chicks. I just hate their fat. It is both a literal and metaphorical barrier between us. Every wobbling panniculus and extra chin represents a potential hottie who may as well be trapped in another dimension. I want to tear down their Great Wall of Lipids, slay the greasy yellow demon of adiposity, and free the princess trapped within. The_Angry_Turtle posted:Of course, as my good buddy Anne likes to demonstrate, some women are better left stranded in a lumpy prison of lard for the safety and well being of unsuspecting males.
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Oct 29, 2015 23:52
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cmndstab posted:Why can't it just be the latter? Or because it feels good to be in shape? Or for the social aspect of going to the gym? Or to feel more comfortable and confident in their own skin? Or any other number of reasons. the reason is feels good to be in shape is you know people find your abs and pectorals and arms attractive. the reason you feel more comfortable is because you know that people find you more attractive.
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I like all types women. But I'm very strict to where my helmet lands. Here, I've updated my google docs spreadsheet to give you a run down on skin tones and body shapes I prefer. As you can see,
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A good rule of thumb for any young pussy-slayer is to make sure that any girl you slam is attractive enough for a threesome. That is, if she is too fat for chicks, she is too fat for you.
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Oct 30, 2015 00:19
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when Carol dressed up like a raider in The Walking Dead it made me very horney. I wish she had an OKCupid acct.
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I hope any young novice in the online pussy slaying game takes advice from this thread. Great tips. Sound thoughts.
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toggle posted:I like all types women. But I'm very strict to where my helmet lands. Here, I've updated my google docs spreadsheet to give you a run down on skin tones and body shapes I prefer. As you can see, Otoh I only like a few types of women but my helmet has many dents and grizzly scars from its tremendous exposure to battle
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Maoist Pussy posted:A good rule of thumb for any young pussy-slayer is to make sure that any girl you slam is attractive enough for a threesome. That is, if she is too fat for chicks, she is too fat for you. I feel like this is true, true *nodding blackly, true dat
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paco650 posted:when Carol dressed up like a raider in The Walking Dead it made me very horney. I wish she had an OKCupid acct. I bet carol loving loves anal
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Shumagorath posted:have you not read any of the thousand and one threads and articles about why every person at every gym is horrible (spoiler: they're true)
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hello, i want everyone to know i have sex. I have it. Sex. Here's how to have sex with a girl or even a boy ha ha: 1) have no standards or dignity
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