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I just say server generally... like flight attendant, not gender specific or formerly masculine, right? |
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joke_explainer posted:If you like marinara and vinegar, that's is basically ketchup... Just cause you like two things doesn't mean you like them together. I like onions and ice cream but not together. Basically this: Lil Cunty posted:"tomatoes are really good. vinegar is really good. spices are really good. sugar is really good. I'm going to make all these things horrible by mixing them together" -Thomas Ketchup, a real fucker Anyway I've tried plenty of very high end ketchups including my housemate's home made one. Can't stand them. Nope. |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:56 |
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Piso Mojado posted:jesus christ. let's do this, ace *tapes fists with the sticky side out, rolls them in broken banana runts*
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:57 |
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If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.) |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:57 |
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braising foods: good or bad? good Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:57 |
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*eats fists*
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:57 |
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Chill la Chill posted:braising foods: good or bad? agreed leeks braised in cream every thanksgiving
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:58 |
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opinion: red wine in tomato sauce, yes please |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:58 |
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also, red wine directly in my mouth, also yes please |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:59 |
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hell there some foods i dont even like other than the fact they are ketchup delivery vehicles like hot dogs and french fries and baked potatos.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 20:59 |
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opinion: Colorado style sauces are too sweet for enchiladas
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:00 |
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opinion: all food should have holes in the end so you can wear them on your fingers like olives and uh, Cornish games hens I guess
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:01 |
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i don't have a slow cooker or crock pot in my apt but I want to make jambalaya this makes me furious
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:01 |
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Lil Cunty posted:opinion: all food should have holes in the end so you can wear them on your fingers like olives and uh, Cornish games hens I guess theres a flavor of bugles for nearly every food out there.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:02 |
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you can find them at goodwill all the time without lids you can find lids there too with patience it's just mixing and matching for a while e: crockpots I mean not bugles
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:04 |
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Chill la Chill posted:i don't have a slow cooker or crock pot in my apt but I want to make jambalaya this makes me furious if you dont have a crockpot and not living in a third world country then you need to go to the store NOW! My crockpot is basically family to me, its one of my best friends. Her name is Crocksanne.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:06 |
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my slow cooker is name Fran Pressure, if anyone was wondering
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:08 |
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You know what sucks is Ranch. I live in st Louis and they were going to open a ranch themed restaurant where everything had ranch in it and it was going to be dirtnasty but all these fatties were super excited about it. The level of excitement directly correlated to the amount of breathing they did through their mouth. They belonged on a dang ranch, id say! On a positive note, breakfast food. Say what you will about the bacon fanbase, breakfast is here to stay. |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:08 |
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Piso Mojado posted:Crocksanne. Does she have a red light?
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:08 |
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ranch > ketchup
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:08 |
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Wertjoe posted:You know what sucks is Ranch. I live in st Louis and they were going to open a ranch themed restaurant where everything had ranch in it and it was going to be dirtnasty but all these fatties were super excited about it. The level of excitement directly correlated to the amount of breathing they did through their mouth. They belonged on a dang ranch, id say! haha. my friends husband was the orig head chef there.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:09 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Does she have a red light? she absolutely does.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:10 |
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Lil Cunty posted:ranch > ketchup
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:10 |
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A worm from some dirt > ketchup |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:10 |
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*flips table like Jesus in the temple* you got a problem with ranch buddy? I suppose you have a problem with freedom too, pinko
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:10 |
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Piso Mojado posted:haha. my friends husband was the orig head chef there. That's funny. I actually read an article about how the place was having issues finding a chef now that he left. He made a good call I'd bet. No one wants to be type cast as the Ranch Man. |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:12 |
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I would marry the ranch man
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:13 |
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I would move onto his ranch ranch and ranch ranch by his side
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:14 |
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Lil Cunty posted:*flips table like Jesus in the temple* you got a problem with ranch buddy? I suppose you have a problem with freedom too, pinko Yeah I got a problem with ranch! A real problem!! An addiction you might say! Maybe I outwardly pretend to be disgusted by ranch so no one will suspect that I dip my fat hocks in a barrel of ranch every night and lick them clean like a good boys plate at dinner time!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED!!! IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME FOR!!!! I LOVE RANCH!!! |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:15 |
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idiots after gourmet chef lazily squirts some lemon juice into a gob of mayo: it's a picante lemon aioli how droll. yum delish he's truly outdone himself this time my compliments idiots after I lovingly fold a select blend of American spices into equal parts buttermilk and homemade mayonnaise: ranch dressing my god what is this, prison? I wish I was dead I will literally die before I deign to partake in this tasty treat that improves nearly any meal
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:21 |
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It began with the creation of the great ranch dressing. Some was put on salads, fair and healthiest of sides. Some applied to pizza, great circles of bread, sauce, and cheese . And the rest was slopped on everything in midwest who above all else desired calories. For within this dressing was the the power to make any food better. But they were all of them deceived for another ranch was made. In the land of Hidden Valley, deep in the fiery test kitchens, a complete rear end in a top hat forged in secret a fat-free ranch, to look identical and ruin all food. And into this vile poison, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to ruin the meals of anyone who accidentally bought it while stoned at the store.
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:27 |
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Piso Mojado posted:It began with the creation of the great ranch dressing. Some was put on salads, fair and healthiest of sides. Some applied to pizza, great circles of bread, sauce, and cheese . And the rest was slopped on everything in midwest who above all else desired calories. For within this dressing was the the power to make any food better. This And so Fran Pressure lol |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:29 |
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Piso Mojado posted:It began with the creation of the great ranch dressing. Some was put on salads, fair and healthiest of sides. Some applied to pizza, great circles of bread, sauce, and cheese . And the rest was slopped on everything in midwest who above all else desired calories. For within this dressing was the the power to make any food better. I thought that was you behind me at the store last night
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:30 |
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Lil Cunty posted:you can find them at goodwill all the time without lids good idea Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:32 |
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opinion: beets are really pretty but taste like sugar and dirt eff off beets
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:34 |
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opinion: someone should invent an onion with the texture of a potato. imagine onion rings then
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:36 |
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I only eat ketchup on French fries or onion rings for purely spiritual reasons
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:36 |
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opinion: sweet onions are the best onions
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:37 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:39 |
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hm, sweet potatoes are also the best potatoes
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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