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Privately, I bet W. is loving this
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We should give Jeb! a day like that dying batman kid where we all pretend this never happened and he can have just one day of being the  inevitable frontrunner who's so obviously gonna win this thing he can afford to act like he's already in the general. Then it's off to the farm that we sent scott walker to.
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paranoid randroid posted:jebs campaign feels like it was written by the coen brothers Hahaha
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Gwaihir posted:Why should that be weird, Carson's campaign is basically non stop shilling for his own book. Because I don't think Carson is running a serious campaign in the sense that he worries about optics of making money directly off the election. Jeb!'s campaign however terrible as it is going seems like they would care about such a thing. I dunno, it's just the timing of it all just seems weird.
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You know, I was feeling sorry for Jeb, then I remembered he's a Bush. Let it burn, let it all burn.
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"I felt sorry for Bush, but I don't" is the new "did Ben Carson give himself a lobotomy" is the new "Yooge."
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paranoid randroid posted:jebs campaign feels like it was written by the coen brothers 
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a helpful bear posted:If Jeb wins the nom it will be a competition for the first female president and the first child president. I mean, a Trump nomination would be hilarious, but I would like this to happen just for the possibility of him calling Hillary "Mom" once by accident. 
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Montasque posted:You know, I was feeling sorry for Jeb, then I remembered he's a Bush. Jeb "The Burning" Bush.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:10
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And indeed there will be time To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?” Time to turn back and descend the stair, With a bald spot in the middle of my hair — (Trump will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”) My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin, My necktie rich and modest, lapel asserted by a flag pin — (Trump will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”) Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For reboots and revisions which a minute will reverse.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:13
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go home jeb, youre harshing my buzz
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Nov 2, 2015 21:14
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:#HAILSATAN
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Jeb!'s Emails only serve to highlight that Hillary's Emails show that she had a real job to do.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:16
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:I would kill for you and go to priso-- what? Jump out of a plane? Nope. No Way. No. Dude is so low energy he can't even hang with his 90 year old pappy.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:18
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I mean, a Trump nomination would be hilarious, but I would like this to happen just for the possibility of him calling Hillary "Mom" once by accident. Already called Hillary "President Clinton" after the CNBC debate apparently, which is already likely the worse of the two
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Nov 2, 2015 21:21
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Hermano posted:Dude is so low energy he can't even hang with his 90 year old pappy. Gampy
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Hermano posted:Dude is so low energy he can't even hang with his 90 year old pappy. dude so low energy, push him out a plane and he just hangs in midair like a wile e coyote who aint looked down yet
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Nov 2, 2015 21:24
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There's no coming back from this, it's over
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Nov 2, 2015 21:26
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Jebs campaign strategy at this point is to hope that all the other candidates mysteriously die off
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What I want most of all is that when - not if, when - Jeb drops out, Trump makes some sort of semi-graceful comment about it. You know, something like "Big hand for the kid with the big heart" or "Honor competing with you, governor" or some other smirking remark. Just because the custom of political niceties says the winner and loser are supposed to be gracious, and Jeb being forced to accept Trump's compliment as a parting shot could be the thing that makes him snap. Edit: If Jeb is actually polling at Walker-before-he-dropped levels that's got to be it for him, regardless of infrastructure or money - or in fact because of it, since real no-hopers can run as long as they like, but someone as bankrolled and propped up as him cannot possibly survive the embarrassment. The desertion rate is already uncomfortably high, it'd be rats off a sinking ship at that point.
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Why is Jeb's nickname Gampy Sr. when his father is Gampy?
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Dolash posted:What I want most of all is that when - not if, when - Jeb drops out, Trump makes some sort of semi-graceful comment about it. You know, something like "Big hand for the kid with the big heart" or "Honor competing with you, governor" or some other smirking remark. Just because the custom of political niceties says the winner and loser are supposed to be gracious, and Jeb being forced to accept Trump's compliment as a parting shot could be the thing that makes him snap. Then afterwards, he will put Jeb on the wall of shame.
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paranoid randroid posted:dude so low energy, push him out a plane and he just hangs in midair like a wile e coyote who aint looked down yet haha
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paranoid randroid posted:jebs campaign feels like it was written by the coen brothers This is a good post This is good
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Why is Jeb's nickname Gampy Sr. when his father is Gampy? That's the name of his fantasy football team iirc
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:This vine is a ¡Jeb! pro-click: Open the blood gates of comedy
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Why is Jeb's nickname Gampy Sr. when his father is Gampy? Because GHWB shot kennedy and spent the following years being president and jumped out of planes until something like the age of 85 whereas Jeb is getting his rear end handed to him by Bobby "Kenneth" Jindal.
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I wonder if they zoomed out far enough just to catch the black guy in the top left
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Why is Jeb's nickname Gampy Sr. when his father is Gampy? Why does he think Chiang Kai-shek, who died in 1975, is a mythical Chinese warrior? I've said it before, he's dumb in ways that don't even make sense.
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Phlegmish posted:Why does he think Chiang Kai-shek, who died in 1975, is a mythical Chinese warrior? I've said it before, he's dumb in ways that don't even make sense. I was wondering why I kept seeing Chiang pop up every now and then...  Jeb!
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Excited about Jeb!?!? No??? I can help!
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What's funny to me is the fact that Jeb! complained about getting the fantasy football question in the debate. He's literally the only candidate to talk about Gronk and his 7-0 team and his Gampy Sr. poo poo, so naturally it makes sense that the candidates might have thought he'd have an opinion on it? Also I think the media should be pushing more for Jeb! to release his fantasy football team. I'm suspicious he's actually 7-0 especially since he's got Tannehill as his QB. I can't wait for a couple months for him to say "I WENT 13-0 AND SWEPT THE PLAYOFFS IN MY LEAGUE", which literally no one has ever done in fantasy football history. Rocks fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 2, 2015 |
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MaxxBot posted:Excited about Jeb!?!? No??? I can help! "our candidate is poo poo and it's the media's fault" ~@Timodc
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