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JoshTheStampede posted:2015 was the year that everyone ran out of ways to say a game was slightly less visually stunning than they wanted it to be, so they say it's hot garbage or literally a PS2 game or some other hyperbolic nonsense. Moridin920 posted:ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE hahaha get your head out of your rear end in a top hat.  I don't know, hot garbage is probably a pretty apt term to describe that melty lookin wax faced motherfucker. Also yes, that is absolutely terrible.
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Moridin920 posted:Uh no? I liked Witcher 3 a lot but they're fuckin just different games. Witcher plays more like an ARPG than anything else. Is it a joke to say most of the NPCs in Witcher were just carbon copies? Did you even walk around the main city for a few minutes paying attention to your surroundings? There's like 2-3 models for 'street prostitute' that just get shuffled over and over - ditto for GTA5 to a lesser extent. lol just lol just lmao if you have time to give a poo poo about facelss npcs, they're like that so you pay attention to the actual characters you're meant to give a poo poo about instead of getting your rocks off hassling random street prostitutes.
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Nooner posted:does anyone else get reaaaaally turned on thinking about those lady ghouls from fallout? fisto is my poo poo
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Yeah physics are a ton of fun in these games, like knocking things over and no-one noticing or caring, or that one bucket head thing
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Hashtag GBS posted:Whatever to most people that go outside and interact with people they're basically the same thing lmfao Alas, I have been slain by your willful idiocy and witty insults. Oh I am bested! Woe is me!
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Goddamn this thread is horrible.
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So uh Have you guys actually played a bad video game. Because if the fallout games are "absolutely terrible" then boy there are whole worlds for you to experience.
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Hashtag GBS posted:Whatever to most people that go outside and interact with people they're basically the same thing lmfao This is super true and makes the fanboy wars between F3 vs NV all the more hilarious
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wiat i missed it though, is it cool if we say the n word in this thread now?
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RentACop posted:Yeah physics are a ton of fun in these games, like knocking things over and no-one noticing or caring, or that one bucket head thing the traditional skyrim greeting of jumping onto your host's dinner table and kicking everything onto the floor
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Meridian posted:Goddamn this thread is horrible. Nope, it rocks. Try turning your phone or monitor sideways, look at it from a new perspective.
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RentACop posted:Yeah physics are a ton of fun in these games, like knocking things over and no-one noticing or caring, or that one bucket head thing Or like loving with someone's poo poo and having them go 'what the hell man, cut it out!' or dragon shouting a dinner set off a table and having the guards go 'gently caress man enough!' Sorry you hate fun things? projecthalaxy posted:So uh For real though.
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frajaq posted:This is super true and makes the fanboy wars between F3 vs NV all the more hilarious How is it "super true" at all?
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The Droid posted:Alas, I have been slain by your willful idiocy and witty insults. Oh I am bested! Woe is me! Holy cats dude, my insult was dumb and cliche but its really your own posting thats going to insult you the most 'willful idiocy' = not knowing/caring how many different developers work on a franchise youre in here no doubt whining about that you'll still buy anyway
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Nov 4, 2015 01:11
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is the multiplayer mode confirmed?
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Buff Butler posted:
Ross Ulbricht is that you?
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Buff Butler posted:
Okay. What hardware is that running on? What settings? I too can post some low settings poo poo barely running on a shitbox and claim 'HAHA terrible graphics!' It's loving meaningless without knowing the context. For all I know that's a screenshot from an alpha build. I already know something is up because I've seen NPC screenshots that look way better than that.
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Moridin920 posted:Uh, I loving care? A lot of people do. Another example of 'I care about X therefore this is the most important thing and THAT'S IT!' how desperate are you to defend bethesda if youve convinced yourself that you like the games for physics bugs and npcs schedules
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Nov 4, 2015 01:12
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actually, you know what would be super loving dope, hang on imagine this, what if instead of selecting dialogue choices with your controller you just saw the lines you could say and then actually said it out loud to the Kinect, how loving cool would that be id be imersive as fuuuuck!!!!!
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Nooner posted:wiat i missed it though, is it cool if we say the n word in this thread now? Let's find out
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Nooner posted:does anyone else get reaaaaally turned on thinking about those lady ghouls from fallout? I enjoy your posting. Please continue.
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Moridin920 posted:Okay. What hardware is that running on? What settings? I too can post some low settings poo poo barely running on a shitbox and claim 'HAHA terrible graphics!' its from ps4 gameplay
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Moridin920 posted:Uh no? I liked Witcher 3 a lot but they're fuckin just different games. Witcher plays more like an ARPG than anything else. Is it a joke to say most of the NPCs in Witcher were just carbon copies? Did you even walk around the main city for a few minutes paying attention to your surroundings? There's like 2-3 models for 'street prostitute' that just get shuffled over and over - ditto for GTA5 to a lesser extent. Yeah but those random people are put there to make the games cities feel alive. Bethesda games do this too except instead of making it feel like theres 10,000 people in a city by putting people all over the place going about their lives, they just plop 4 extra NPCs with one line of dialog in random spots and they stand there pointlessly. You'd be crazy to deny that Noviograd felt more alive and interesting than any city in any Bethesda game ever.
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Farm Frenzy posted:how desperate are you to defend bethesda if youve convinced yourself that you like the games for physics bugs and npcs schedules he is less desperate to defend it than people are to poo poo on it
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projecthalaxy posted:I'm going to download it from PSN because why would you possibly get a disc these days. so I can sell them back later when it's time to get the FFVII remake or the DayZ port or the new Mass Effect. I know you don't get a lot back when you trade them in but it's not as bad as some people rage about. My wife bought me the witcher 3, an open-world game with good graphics, for father's day. She paid $52 for it. 4 months later I traded it in for $23. This was last week.
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I give this thread eleven fedoras out of ten. There's less shitposting over on NMA for christs sake.
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Gilganixon posted:lol just lol just lmao if you have time to give a poo poo about facelss npcs, they're like that so you pay attention to the actual characters you're meant to give a poo poo about instead of getting your rocks off hassling random street prostitutes. A bunch of useless guff NPCs that you pay no attention to at all and don't care about are a waste of time and resources, then
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Farm Frenzy posted:how desperate are you to defend bethesda if youve convinced yourself that you like the games for physics bugs and npcs schedules I just think it's funny that you people are going 'this company that makes wildly successful games just turns out garbage nonstop!' Clearly other people think the physics is fun and having NPCs with unique features/clothes/faces is cool and good. Farm Frenzy posted:its from ps4 gameplay Console trash  I mean what in the actual hell you're saying the physics system doesn't matter at all and you'd rather have it cut out if it means better graphics? Maybe I'm just jaded from playing Dwarf Fortress but jesus christ dude.
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Hashtag GBS posted:he is less desperate to defend it than people are to poo poo on it dear lord now #gbs is chiming in with a 'no u'. bethesda fans are deranged
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Hashtag GBS posted:Holy cats dude, my insult was dumb and cliche but its really your own posting thats going to insult you the most You're a loving moron
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Magmarashi posted:A bunch of useless guff NPCs that you pay no attention to at all and don't care about are a waste of time and resources, then they're just scenery
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greatBigJerk posted:I give this thread eleven fedoras out of ten. There's less shitposting over on NMA for christs sake. go post on nma then you big baby
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Moridin920 posted:Okay. What hardware is that running on? What settings? I too can post some low settings poo poo barely running on a shitbox and claim 'HAHA terrible graphics!' Playstation 4. Graphically, it is poorly made. While we can debate the subjective merits of the art direction, the fact is that for a high budget game released in 2015, it looks absolutely lousy. I don't know how you can look at that image and think "Yeah man, looks tight."
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i'm pretty sure 4chan's /v/ fallout threads are more readable right now. over there it's like only like 50% posting memes and making fun of bethesda and 50% serious discussion
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projecthalaxy posted:So uh fallout 4. New perk system seems cool. Gonna go for a swim probably. Actually fallout 4's perks are the most disappointing thing shown so far. So many flat bonuses to things that you need to buy multiple levels of. Game features locked behind perks like crafting tiers and brahmin caravans. Pretty not happy with it but eh, mods will fix it. Skyrim had the same problem until SPERG came along.
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Magmarashi posted:A bunch of useless guff NPCs that you pay no attention to at all and don't care about are a waste of time and resources, then theyre a background decoration in both games but in the witcher 3 they fill out an actually nice city that has probably twice as many full npcs as there are in any bethesda game. are u really defending bethesda game cities with twelve people in them who stand staring at walls and repeating conversations with eachother all day
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Phil Tenderpuss posted:You'd be crazy to deny that Noviograd felt more alive and interesting than any city in any Bethesda game ever. Uhhh come on, it's got nothing on Fenway Park's noodle stand with a whole TWO bar stools!
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Farm Frenzy posted:dear lord now #gbs is chiming in with a 'no u'. bethesda fans are deranged Buff Butler posted:Playstation 4. Look I'm not saying the graphics are stellar and I'm not saying it's because there's a lot of NPCs to render in a big world. I'm saying they chose to work on other aspects of the game instead and that given the limited resources (budget + time) they can't get everything to 10/10 levels. It's just impossible. The physics chat is because people are going 'well look at Witcher 3' and I'm going 'and? It doesn't' even have a physics system.' Plus I just don't give a poo poo about the graphics anyway to be honest and I've always hated that people that focus on graphics over everything else because imo it is wrecking games but that's a different argument.
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Minorkos posted:i'm pretty sure 4chan's /v/ fallout threads are more readable right now. over there it's like only like 50% posting memes and making fun of bethesda and 50% serious discussion tell me more about 4chan
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