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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Magmarashi posted:

8 years ago was 2003

That's 12 years ago lol

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


lol

Phil Tenderpuss
Jun 11, 2012

Xeremides posted:

In all seriousness, is that supposed to be a weird doll they have in there because of a recent miscarriage or is that actually what their baby looks like?

SPIN THE MOBILE TO CONTINUE

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Corek posted:

That's 12 years ago lol

Yeah, that's on me, drinking and posting. I am the clown.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


Spin the mobile. The baby loves it.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Corek posted:

That's 12 years ago lol

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Magmarashi posted:

Yeah, that's on me, drinking and posting. I am the clown.

lol

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Magmarashi posted:

DRUNK MATH IS BAD

The original post here read "8 years ago was 2003. Kotor, CoD, etc"

you can't run away from your past

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

This will blow your mind: The 90s were 20 years ago now. Only 90s kids will remember.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Bedshaped posted:

The original post here read "8 years ago was 2003. Kotor, CoD, etc"

you can't run away from your past

Magmarashi posted:

Yeah, that's on me, drinking and posting. I am the clown.

Phil Tenderpuss
Jun 11, 2012
Only 90's kids will remember the graphics of Fallout 4, the hit new game by Bethesda Softworks!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

todd "shitler" howard

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Xeremides posted:

In all seriousness, is that supposed to be a weird doll they have in there because of a recent miscarriage or is that actually what their baby looks like?

that is the prototype synth android that will be the main bad guy of the game

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

'seen any elves?!!! HAHAHAHAHA' --todd howard's high school bully, probably

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

You're a clown!

Phil Tenderpuss
Jun 11, 2012

Blue Raider posted:

'seen any elves?!!! HAHAHAHAHA' --todd howard's high school bully, probably

lol

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Blue Raider posted:

'seen any elves?!!! HAHAHAHAHA' --todd howard's high school bully, probably

Don't sign you r posts

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
~lyke dis post if u enjoy video games for GAMES and not GRAPHICS 420~

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Abu Dave posted:

~lyke dis post if u enjoy video games for GAMES and not GRAPHICS 420~

like

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:

Abu Dave posted:

~lyke dis post if u enjoy video games for GAMES and not GRAPHICS 420~

man i want to like this post, but my daughter has AIDS

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Bedshaped posted:

You're a clown!

:derp:

Even drunk I'm still posting better than 90% of this thread

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Abu Dave posted:

~lyke dis post if u enjoy video games for GAMES and not GRAPHICS 420~

lyke

Phil Tenderpuss
Jun 11, 2012

A Curvy Goonette posted:

man i want to like this post, but my daughter has AIDS

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im sorry your daughter is artistic, perhaps she will have a carear working for bethesda

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


Protons
Sep 15, 2012

Mordaedil posted:

Nobody hates Bethesda bugs, we hate that Fallout 4 looks like poo poo while Witcher 3 looks pretty good.

CDPR had a staff that was twice, maybe three times the size of Bethsoft. CDPR had an animator whose literal job was making sure NPC's eyebrows raised and behaved correctly, in relation to their emotional state. They had an eye brow wrangler. That is why The Witcher 3 looks 'better' than FO 4.

Everybody quit being a stupid autistic babby.


Guys why doesn't this baby that I'll have 2.7 seconds interacting with the whole game not look like ULTRA MAXXX HD WITCHER 3 graphics? I should be able to count individual scales of crib cap on that baby becausdgkkjbdofoivjwa;erttjtgldlzcvbv.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Making settlements and scavenging components is rad

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Buff Butler posted:



I don't know, hot garbage is probably a pretty apt term to describe that melty lookin wax faced motherfucker.

Also yes, that is absolutely terrible.

Now that's paper.

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Protons posted:

CDPR had a staff that was twice, maybe three times the size of Bethsoft. CDPR had an animator whose literal job was making sure NPC's eyebrows raised and behaved correctly, in relation to their emotional state. They had an eye brow wrangler. That is why The Witcher 3 looks 'better' than FO 4.

Everybody quit being a stupid autistic babby.

i'm gay

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The Droid posted:

Welcome to the resistance *sits in the lap of a 200 years dead officeworker's skeleton and gets to work at terminal*

If I figure out Fallout 4 modding, and I won't, I'm going to make a vault populated with skeletons and all of their furniture is made out of skeletons. The Overseer's office is just going to be stuffed with bones and skeleton torsos, and as soon as the door opens and the physics model wakes up all the bones will start spazzing out and bouncing all over the room and crash the game.

And the door closes behind you and seals when you enter. No one leaves Vault One-O-Bone.

Protons
Sep 15, 2012


same but IRL

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:

Protons posted:

CDPR had a staff that was twice, maybe three times the size of Bethsoft. CDPR had an animator whose literal job was making sure NPC's eyebrows raised and behaved correctly, in relation to their emotional state. They had an eye brow wrangler. That is why The Witcher 3 looks 'better' than FO 4.

Everybody quit being a stupid autistic babby.


Guys why doesn't this baby that I'll have 2.7 seconds interacting with the whole game not look like ULTRA MAXXX HD WITCHER 3 graphics? I should be able to count individual scales of crib cap on that baby becausdgkkjbdofoivjwa;erttjtgldlzcvbv.

dang, if only this massive video game company could spend money like those poor poles. oh well, here's th eproduct, now love it

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
there are just so many things to do in the Wasteland. every couple of steps, it was like a theme park.

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
Mods, move this thread to GBS please

Protons
Sep 15, 2012

A Curvy Goonette posted:

dang, if only this massive video game company could spend money like those poor poles. oh well, here's th eproduct, now love it

CDPR is quite the AAA studio these days. Poles can use computer??!?!!

What difference does it make. Tons of folks poo poo on CDPR for not releasing patches to address critical flaws like crashes and corrupt saves until *six months* after release.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Protons posted:

CDPR is quite the AAA studio these days. Poles can use computer??!?!!

so you're saying bethesda is an indie developer?????

Buff Butler
Mar 11, 2008

gamer death money

Xeremides posted:

In all seriousness, is that supposed to be a weird doll they have in there because of a recent miscarriage or is that actually what their baby looks like?

Just spin the mobile, dear.

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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Hashtag GBS posted:

Mods, move this thread to GBS please

That's wehre you live!!!!

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