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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Phoenixan posted:

i just shoved 500 bing points into winning a surface book

i'll keep you posted on if i win or not

25 points away from an amazon gift card, smh

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Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Smythe posted:

ive 1 prigram installed m8, its steam

rly the only reason to deal with Windows anymore

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

mod sassinator posted:

man reddit /r/windowsphone is full of onedrive drama. my favorite is the thread titled "Google Drive: 15GB storage, Unlimited Camera upload, 50000 songs upload. OneDrive: 5GB storage. MS seems like a painter who paints masterpieces, and when people gather around and start clapping, throws poo poo on them while laughing happily." https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsphone/comments/3rczni/google_drive_15gb_storage_unlimited_camera_upload/

edit: "MS seems like a painter who paints masterpieces, and when people gather around and start clapping, throws poo poo on them while laughing happily." is my vote for new thread title. it's a bit long though

but microsoft doesn't seem like they paint masterpieces?

the throwing poo poo and laughing part is p. accurate, tho

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Phoenixan posted:

randomly came across this comment


i nominate "microsoft: reinventing the wheel in the shape of a square"

they're also going the other way and changing some of their squares (contacts) to circles, while everything else in the mobile OS is square.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Tanith posted:

they're also going the other way and changing some of their squares (contacts) to circles, while everything else in the mobile OS is square.

well i mean apple is doing round contact pics now so

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Elder Postsman posted:

lmao i noticed it doing this too. if u scroll up and down a few times eventually you can't move the scroll bar all the way too the top or bottom because the cursor hits the edge of the screen.
this is what makes me think it's lag

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
really don't think anyone could beat Salò

unless there's a Serbian Film pun to be had

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/Microsoft+Surface+Book+Teardown/51972

lol

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

it wont let you detach the screen if the battery is low lmao

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

THC posted:

it wont let you detach the screen if the battery is low lmao

with apple you do what your told

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
literally held together with glue

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

why would they put the logic board in upside down that's just cruel

also pretty amused they use black PCB and a very macbook like internal design (as ifixit puts it)

pram
Jun 10, 2001

quote:

As for the 3-4 hour battery life of the screen on its own, that is 3-4 more hours than any MacBook's screen gets when it is detached.

check and mate :smuggo:

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
my macbook and my iPad Air 2 both get 8-10 hours of battery life and they weight the same as the surface book

maybe timb was right?

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

Phoenixan posted:

literally held together with glue

like this? https://twitter.com/gak_pdx/status/661726351175512065

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

epic

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

that inflatable opener thing is neat

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
oh wait it isnt' an inflatable it's a microwave heated adhesive softener weird

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Phoenixan posted:

literally held together with glue

just like an ipad

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


don't see the issue

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i guess if ur so dumb u don't understand what you're looking at it might be funny in the same way a wheel might look comical to an ididot caveman who keeps trying to make a square roll

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
it is a very messy gorilla snot job and steve jobs would throw a fit over it

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Amethyst posted:

it is a very messy gorilla snot job and steve jobs would throw a fit over it

you're the caveman intbhis analogy

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Stux posted:

i guess if ur so dumb u don't understand what you're looking at it might be funny in the same way a wheel might look comical to an ididot caveman who keeps trying to make a square roll

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
you two retards will defend anything apple

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

all you're doing is showing u don't understand why that picture looks that way at all

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

*post picture of a cpu heatsink*

wow lmao... what f*ck designed this poo poo Show??

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
that isn't thermal paste you absolute moron. learn to google better if you're going to talk about poo poo you know nothing about

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
everyone has kindly assumed that stux is gimmick posting up to this stage, but I think it's time for us all to admit we have an actual, honest to god cretin in the forum

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Amethyst posted:

that isn't thermal paste you absolute moron. learn to google better if you're going to talk about poo poo you know nothing about

i didn't say it was

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

bought some new shoes today... everything seemed fine until I noticed two pieces of string hanging loosely from them. who the gently caress signed off on suchan epic design fail...

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

went to the kennels today to look at some dogs... but they all had a massive gaping hole in their faces filled with teeth. can't believe they would try to sell such deformed dogs. unbelievable.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol in general

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stux posted:

went to the kennels today to look at some dogs... but they all had a massive gaping hole in their faces filled with teeth. can't believe they would try to sell such deformed dogs. unbelievable.

I'm tempted to post the picture of CJS poster TUsen Takk, naked in his diapy and inside a dog kennel.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stux posted:

i didn't say it was

you can't wriggle out of this one I'm afraid. Your idiot status is verified

*slams a dunce cap down on your head*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Amethyst posted:

you can't wriggle out of this one I'm afraid. Your idiot status is verified

*slams a dunce cap down on your head*

:thurman:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Amethyst posted:

you can't wriggle out of this one I'm afraid. Your idiot status is verified

*slams a dunce cap down on your head*

goddamn blue stymie

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
oh lord smythe i beseech thee to smite the heretics cremnob and stux for crimes against yospos

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer

mishaq posted:

no fish at 99.999% of the sushi places youre going to are using fresh fish, it's no different to fly or truck in frozen fish to vegas as it is to any other city

yeah you really wouldnt want to eat 'fresh' raw fish or sashimi anyway due to the fact that raw fish might contain parasite larvae and what not and freezing them is a great way to kill off all those parasites and prevent you from getting sick

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
please dont mess with stux he is my only friend i need him alive

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