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Do It Once Right posted:Ben Carson, self-diagnosed psychopath who decided to self-medicate with farty-juice and religion, is about to face his first real scandal: That's the worst non-scandal imaginable. It's literally impossible for people to recall events like that perfectly, those are exactly the sort of variations you'd expect from a real story.
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The scandal is he's playing a game of telephone with himself
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the scandal is American voters hate and flee from reality prob other voters do too I just dunno
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katlington posted:Details of Stab-gate are still evolving as new sources of old audio from Carson come forward. [/quote] It's like the gospel
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Third World Reggin posted:he means paraphrasing and partial quotes That's very articulate.
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people are retards and i hope this country burns  specifically
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Top City Homo posted:people are retards and i hope this country burns you first
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AfroLine posted:you first its already happening
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I went back to listen to the prayer breakfast speech one night and fell asleep. I don't remember what he said, it was just so calm and gentle, I couldn't help it.
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merAch posted:I went back to listen to the prayer breakfast speech one night and fell asleep. I don't remember what he said, it was just so calm and gentle, I couldn't help it. He's gonna fuckin beat ISIS by lulling them to sleep and then we can just bomb them.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:He's gonna fuckin beat ISIS by lulling them to sleep and then we can just bomb them. He announced his "plan" oddly today. It's a half way no fly zone over a corner o f Syria
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Darth123123 posted:He announced his "plan" oddly today. It's a half way no fly zone over a corner o f Syria I don't think ISIS has an air force though.
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we may never know what really happened 50 years ago with Dr. Ben Carson and a knife but we do know the Bible is completely true and the Ark was real.
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rakovsky maybe posted:He was an inspirational figure with a goddamned movie about his life 
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Humans Among Us posted:Well did you look at Ben Carson in the debate? Holy poo poo I just squirt bloody mary out of my nose and it STINGS Also 
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ben "ol' stabberino" carson
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Ben is short for benzodiazepine.
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Lord of Pie posted:somebody tweet Trump to start calling him Benzo Carson I have a feeling someone (possibly me) will do this now that you've mentioned it.
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Ben Carson mused that Joseph (of Biblical fame) built the Pyramids to store grainlol how the gently caress is this guy leading in polls posted:At the 1998 commencement for Andrews University, a school associated with the Seventh-day Adventist Church, Carson also dismissed the notion that aliens were somehow involved in the construction of the pyramids. Ben Carson, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm beginning to wonder if Ben Carson is even really a doctor, or if he's just some lunatic who stumbled or bluffed his way into an operating room like Mr. Bean, and then successfully performed multiple surgeries by mere coincidence of his stabbing fetish.
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Doctor Butts posted:Ben Carson mused that Joseph (of Biblical fame) built the Pyramids to store grain I don't know religion. Who is Joe? Biden would've totally built them, but he wasn't alive.
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Doctor Butts posted:Ben Carson mused that Joseph (of Biblical fame) built the Pyramids to store grain What is he even saying..? I've been waiting in anticipation for days for a fresh juicy string of letters uttered by our friendly, mentally malnourished lobotomizer.
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He's saying that he thinks the grain silos that Joseph supposedly built would have to be really huge, and that they would probably last a long time. Basically saying that the pyramids are grain silos.
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That would explain why we found all those mummies and treasure in them.
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Obv i recommend watching the vid from that article: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqShRhxJBM&feature=youtu.be&t=3m45s e sleep tight
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They count as having a Granary in every city.
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Humans Among Us posted:Obv i recommend watching the vid from that article: "We don't have to believe in these fanciful imaginary things, we have Gods word"
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Find cure for cancer? God willed it, just link yourself up to him
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Ralp posted:They count as having a Granary in every city.  
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Is there any evidence that Carson ever performed surgery? A photo of him in the operating room? Anything? I'm pretty sure I've seen one, but honestly as time goes on, I'm starting to think he has a degenerative brain disease that robs him of reason and common sense, because drat.
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PT6A posted:I'm pretty sure I've seen one, but honestly as time goes on, I'm starting to think he has a degenerative brain disease that robs him of reason and common sense, because drat. That one was from 1998. Must have started early.
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the thing that robs him of reason and common sense is called "seventh-day adventism" hth
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Squalid posted:That's the worst non-scandal imaginable. It's literally impossible for people to recall events like that perfectly, those are exactly the sort of variations you'd expect from a real story. What about the fact that no one who knew him at the time believes the story, let alone be able to verify it. http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/05/politics/ben-carson-2016-childhood-violence/index.html
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benzo carson cut up/ or raped and killed a nigga in 92
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Doctor Butts posted:Ben Carson mused that Joseph (of Biblical fame) built the Pyramids to store grain This is completely hosed. I heard people mumbling about it not really knowing the details, but seriously what the gently caress.
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Nov 6, 2015 03:37
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Ben "Rollin downhill cus it all steep" Carson will rap about the pyramids on his next album
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I feel like he going to sink his campaign not by scandal, but by saying something so mind-boggingly stupid that nobody can take him seriously anymore. Something like 'gravity isn't real' or putting liberals in prison camps. Or maybe he'll fall asleep during a debate.
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