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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Cross-Section posted:

Here's a bunch of character posters for Force Awakens:



Should be obvious, but not real.

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Why are you mad at the cute robot.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Wendell posted:

These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cK5srUNn4

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




My main problem with the Star Wars ones is that they're too drat close. It's okay with some, but I'd much prefer to pull back just slightly on others. Otherwise, drat Leia's looking great, and it works well to kinda show you the character's role too.

Wendell posted:

These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid.

Would you prefer advertisements for plush ewoks?

I do think they might've gone a little overboard on marketing that thing before it comes out and we get to make up our minds on him, it's poisoned the well for some people.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



gonna push up some fuckball droid up my rear end

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


MikeJF posted:

I do think they might've gone a little overboard on marketing that thing before it comes out and we get to make up our minds on him, it's poisoned the well for some people.

I think they only pushed it so much because people responded really well to that half second of it in the teaser trailer.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

A Star Wars movie pushing toys/merchandise?

NO WAY!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

MikeJF posted:

My main problem with the Star Wars ones is that they're too drat close. It's okay with some, but I'd much prefer to pull back just slightly on others. Otherwise, drat Leia's looking great, and it works well to kinda show you the character's role too.




Leia? That's not Leia is it?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Waffleman_ posted:

A Star Wars movie pushing toys/merchandise?

NO WAY!

I, for one, am disgusted that an 8 billion dollar toy franchise is selling toys.

What's next, another Call of Duty game?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BonoMan posted:

Leia? That's not Leia is it?

Yes, it's her.



Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
uuhhhhhhhh I think there's something wrong with this Dothraki

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

The MSJ posted:

Yes, it's her.





Wow her pursed mouth in that poster is throwing me way off.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wendell posted:

These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid.

That droid owns

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Lurdiak posted:

Why are you mad at the cute robot.

Because it costs $199 at retail and he can't afford it, probably.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Target has an 80 dollar one that isn't married to your iphone.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Nephzinho posted:



Should be obvious, but not real.

I'll say it's obvious. All of the legit posters have something covering up the character's right eye, which should map nicely on Bally's... HAL reference thingy.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

GonSmithe posted:

I just had someone on the train give me a weird look when I burst out laughing at that.

I'll see the movie just so I can see what he looks like in motion.

It's funny since Mortal Kombat lifts stuff straight from Kickboxer, so it's only right they steal Goro back.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Goro's already basically Bolo from Bloodsport with two extra arms.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's funny since Mortal Kombat lifts stuff straight from Kickboxer, so it's only right they steal Goro back.

MK the movie was a ripoff of enter the dragon.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Spazzle posted:

MK the movie was a ripoff of enter the dragon.

It takes a bunch of stuff from a bunch of different movies. Kickboxer is a ripoff of Enter the Dragon, if you want to play that game.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Mortal Kombat is wholly original and the greatest fighting movie.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

MacheteZombie posted:

Mortal Kombat is wholly original and the greatest fighting movie.

You're thinking of Master of the Flying Guillotine.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
poo poo, you're right.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

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Batista is the new Tong Po?

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Oct 30, 2009

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The first MK was awesome but even as a 15 year old with his friends on opening day I knew MK Annihilation sucked.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

oldpainless posted:

The first MK was awesome but even as a 15 year old with his friends on opening day I knew MK Annihilation sucked.

Mine was the same experience.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Just gonna leave this just released poster here.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Tim Whatley posted:

Just gonna leave this just released poster here.



Would be better if all those dudes were Nic Cage.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tim Whatley posted:

Just gonna leave this just released poster here.



I like that everyone looks so grim except the one guy who's kinda smiling.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I didn't realize Nic Cage had a stroke and kept acting. So brave.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tim Whatley posted:

Just gonna leave this just released poster here.



There's no way this can be real. Directed by Mario Van Peebles?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Basebf555 posted:

There's no way this can be real. Directed by Mario Van Peebles?

He's been directing a while. Baadasssss! is worth a watch

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Can Tom Sizemore even properly deliver a line anymore? I saw an interview on Larry King five years ago and dude spoke in this really weird, clipped manner.

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Oh he's got no problems with lines

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

oldpainless posted:

Oh he's got no problems with lines

Lmao

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

Oh he's got no problems with lines

But he can't deliver them.

Like, if you give Tom Sizemore a line of coke and tell him to deliver it across town. It isn't getting across town.

And I honestly can't even see Tom Sizemore in that poster. I think he looks more like a constipated Anthony Hopkins.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

Oh he's got no problems with lines

:drat:

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
He was on an episode of IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and was fine, if a bit raspy.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

LesterGroans posted:

Would be better if all those dudes were Nic Cage.

Or at least if the middle one was.

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