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Cross-Section posted:Here's a bunch of character posters for Force Awakens: Should be obvious, but not real.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:05 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 06:40 |
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These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:07 |
Why are you mad at the cute robot.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:08 |
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Wendell posted:These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cK5srUNn4
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:13 |
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My main problem with the Star Wars ones is that they're too drat close. It's okay with some, but I'd much prefer to pull back just slightly on others. Otherwise, drat Leia's looking great, and it works well to kinda show you the character's role too.Wendell posted:These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid. Would you prefer advertisements for plush ewoks? I do think they might've gone a little overboard on marketing that thing before it comes out and we get to make up our minds on him, it's poisoned the well for some people.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:17 |
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gonna push up some fuckball droid up my rear end
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:24 |
MikeJF posted:I do think they might've gone a little overboard on marketing that thing before it comes out and we get to make up our minds on him, it's poisoned the well for some people. I think they only pushed it so much because people responded really well to that half second of it in the teaser trailer.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:31 |
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A Star Wars movie pushing toys/merchandise? NO WAY!
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:36 |
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MikeJF posted:My main problem with the Star Wars ones is that they're too drat close. It's okay with some, but I'd much prefer to pull back just slightly on others. Otherwise, drat Leia's looking great, and it works well to kinda show you the character's role too. Leia? That's not Leia is it?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:51 |
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Waffleman_ posted:A Star Wars movie pushing toys/merchandise? I, for one, am disgusted that an 8 billion dollar toy franchise is selling toys. What's next, another Call of Duty game?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:53 |
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BonoMan posted:Leia? That's not Leia is it? Yes, it's her.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:58 |
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uuhhhhhhhh I think there's something wrong with this Dothraki
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 05:03 |
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The MSJ posted:Yes, it's her. Wow her pursed mouth in that poster is throwing me way off.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 05:07 |
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Wendell posted:These new Star Wars movies are literally just advertisements for that little fuckball droid. That droid owns
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 05:40 |
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Lurdiak posted:Why are you mad at the cute robot. Because it costs $199 at retail and he can't afford it, probably.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 09:28 |
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Target has an 80 dollar one that isn't married to your iphone.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:02 |
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Nephzinho posted:
I'll say it's obvious. All of the legit posters have something covering up the character's right eye, which should map nicely on Bally's... HAL reference thingy.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 11:17 |
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GonSmithe posted:I just had someone on the train give me a weird look when I burst out laughing at that. It's funny since Mortal Kombat lifts stuff straight from Kickboxer, so it's only right they steal Goro back.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 15:47 |
Goro's already basically Bolo from Bloodsport with two extra arms.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:06 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It's funny since Mortal Kombat lifts stuff straight from Kickboxer, so it's only right they steal Goro back. MK the movie was a ripoff of enter the dragon.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:15 |
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Spazzle posted:MK the movie was a ripoff of enter the dragon. It takes a bunch of stuff from a bunch of different movies. Kickboxer is a ripoff of Enter the Dragon, if you want to play that game.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:22 |
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Mortal Kombat is wholly original and the greatest fighting movie.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:23 |
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MacheteZombie posted:Mortal Kombat is wholly original and the greatest fighting movie. You're thinking of Master of the Flying Guillotine.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:31 |
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poo poo, you're right.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:35 |
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Batista is the new Tong Po?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:46 |
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The first MK was awesome but even as a 15 year old with his friends on opening day I knew MK Annihilation sucked.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 17:49 |
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oldpainless posted:The first MK was awesome but even as a 15 year old with his friends on opening day I knew MK Annihilation sucked. Mine was the same experience.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 17:56 |
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Just gonna leave this just released poster here.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:21 |
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Tim Whatley posted:Just gonna leave this just released poster here. Would be better if all those dudes were Nic Cage.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:26 |
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Tim Whatley posted:Just gonna leave this just released poster here. I like that everyone looks so grim except the one guy who's kinda smiling.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:29 |
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I didn't realize Nic Cage had a stroke and kept acting. So brave.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:31 |
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Tim Whatley posted:Just gonna leave this just released poster here. There's no way this can be real. Directed by Mario Van Peebles?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:36 |
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Basebf555 posted:There's no way this can be real. Directed by Mario Van Peebles? He's been directing a while. Baadasssss! is worth a watch
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:42 |
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Can Tom Sizemore even properly deliver a line anymore? I saw an interview on Larry King five years ago and dude spoke in this really weird, clipped manner.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:45 |
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Oh he's got no problems with lines
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:46 |
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oldpainless posted:Oh he's got no problems with lines Lmao
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:52 |
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oldpainless posted:Oh he's got no problems with lines But he can't deliver them. Like, if you give Tom Sizemore a line of coke and tell him to deliver it across town. It isn't getting across town. And I honestly can't even see Tom Sizemore in that poster. I think he looks more like a constipated Anthony Hopkins.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:53 |
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oldpainless posted:Oh he's got no problems with lines
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:05 |
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He was on an episode of IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and was fine, if a bit raspy.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:16 |
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LesterGroans posted:Would be better if all those dudes were Nic Cage. Or at least if the middle one was.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:26 |