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why do I even bother redacting the stuff I find when this person has their full name and DoB on that ultrasound
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:31 |
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Saying you'll kill someone online on a dating profile sounds like some performance art bullshit, like the woman that quotes lyrics to matches. I wonder if she factors in people messaging for the sake of the experience. p.s. the real version of this is being choked out in bed by a secret alcoholic who has just entered a blackout state and thinks you're a strange rapist
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:33 |
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WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A TINDER PIC
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:34 |
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Shumagorath posted:why do I even bother redacting the stuff I find when this person has their full name and DoB on that ultrasound she's definitely been pounden iykwim quote:New in this city from new york. So far, it's great, but I wish it was sunnier. Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A TINDER PIC you wouldn't want to gently caress that foetus?
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:50 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:You know those sad sacks of poo poo that normal women won't gently caress because the stench of desperation and poor hygiene is overwhelming from 30ft away? Well, guess what... Slam whale.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:52 |
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Otisburg posted:you wouldn't want to gently caress that foetus? this is just unpleasant to think about
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:57 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A TINDER PIC Maybe her fetish is giving birth and she's showing her uterus is of good stock
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:46 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I guess they do it to themselves, but man "you are okay til someone better comes along" is just cruel I have some bad news for you regarding dating and life.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:52 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A TINDER PIC To attract pregger fetishists, duh.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:03 |
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Body Type: Full Figured
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:51 |
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God help us all when she's complete
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:58 |
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LethalGeek posted:
"Message me if you're 6'5"+, have a 6 pack, career driven"
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:03 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:19 |
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Enter at own your risk
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:32 |
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i hope u swiped right for xir and did some big bad wolf wordlplay
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:33 |
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That's a super like.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:34 |
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i save my "super likes" for dark brown haired girls with blue eyes, chubby but really cute, like my first wife. thanks for reading.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:35 |
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A pic with that much artifacting is a bot and you guys are just keeping them alive (well that and Tinder having vested interest in them to sell more Pro memberships).quote:My self-summary Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Nov 5, 2015 |
# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:41 |
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quote:My self-summary English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:00 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I don't get how all these hideous women are in these poly relationships. Not only finding someone to lay them, but finding multiple people that are willing to put up with being a perpetual side piece "Hmm, I am hideously unattractive. How can I get sexual attention? Hmm, what if I declare myself to be poly and something-sexual and into S&M and style myself like a really fat streetwalker!"
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:05 |
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Shumagorath posted:My self-summary Yes those are definitely the only 2 possibilities here.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:25 |
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LethalGeek posted:
To be fair, OKC doesn't have a 'Morbidly Obese' body type option.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:09 |
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I think chest tattoos are dumb as hell and tacky on a woman or a man.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:36 |
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I'd swipe right so hard my screen would shatter
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:54 |
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quote:I知 really good at i wonder why you get insulting messages all of the time (bolded here was exactly what's bolded in her account) edit: woman wants to date herself, figures that most people are subhuman for even having the gall to talk to her, then wonders why she gets constantly insulted Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i wonder why you get insulting messages all of the time (bolded here was exactly what's bolded in her account) Of course the other side of it is the "oh god you like the Leafs" dude or, god help us, the "If you don't like these specific animes and games you are subhuman" neckbeard
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Of course the other side of it is the "oh god you like the Leafs" dude or, god help us, the "If you don't like these specific animes and games you are subhuman" neckbeard I will only date a woman who can accurately explain what THAC0 means.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:10 |
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maybe NWS http://i.imgur.com/ZPC9Lnz.jpg NWS My self-summary Hi, Stay high all the time: bud and wax, hit me up I love my two dogs, music, Netflix.... WEED Instagram -- xXweedweedXx What I知 doing with my life Working in marijuana industry and on my clothing line: DabDogsApparel.com I知 really good at Being logical The six things I could never do without My chihuahua My pitbull Music Friends Food Weed On a typical Friday night I am Probably at work - if not, At the dog park In the kitchen.. Cooking / burning food because I'm dabbing and watching Netflix.. Ya, it happens :p NWS http://i.imgur.com/cyHqfsg.jpg NWS also Not Weed Safe Maoist Pussy fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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quote:About Me
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:22 |
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Lol, just lol "want sugar daddy for me and my daughter but no sex having"
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:27 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lol, just lol "want sugar daddy for me and my daughter but no sex having" Hey buddy, if you don't like it then don't waist your time and hers.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:29 |
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"Hi I am divorce..." "...pre-marital sex just complicates things." How'd that work out the first time? Also: horselady
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:30 |
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lol yeah she's an idiot
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 21:40 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Of course the other side of it is the "oh god you like the Leafs" dude or, god help us, the "If you don't like these specific animes and games you are subhuman" neckbeard the other side of this has pretty much taken themselves out of the dating pool entirely and would think that OkC is some sort of feminist plot to devalue men
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:13 |
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is it rude to message someone for contact info of the much more attractive friend in their pic?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:16 |
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Business Gorillas posted:is it rude to message someone for contact info of the much more attractive friend in their pic? Yeah I think so.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 22:19 |
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I think it would be rude not to!
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quote:My self-summary there's too much going on here to bold highlights
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Business Gorillas posted:there's too much going on here to bold highlights It reads like one of those "can we make a profile complete nonsense and still get tons of pms" things
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