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Borden posted:I thought of a good lifehack. A compost heap gets hot enough to cook an entire ham. So cook a ham in a compost heap. This lifehack is good if you're trapped on a garbage barge with a ham and are hungry. I just cooked a whole hog in your posts 
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Jerry Cotton posted:I just cooked a whole hog in your posts It is I who have been life hacked.
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quote:At one point, I tried to turn my natural heat source into an organic shower ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING Organic shower?! That's not a lifehack, that's a... that's a category on Pornhub!
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Tired of pissing in the shower? Shower in your own piss instead!
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Is the fact that the quote is wrong a trap cause if so, let me out of here
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Improbable Lobster posted:Tired of pissing in the shower? Shower in your own piss instead! Then save the pee and drink it. You can drink your own pee once, therefore you should do it. LifeHack!
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davidspackage posted:Is the fact that the quote is wrong a trap cause if so, let me out of here  
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Nov 4, 2015 22:32
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He just said that the "life energy" from his garbage pile was giving his yogurt good karma.
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I remember hearing that in Nazi-occupied France and other nearby countries they'd wrap up meat and cook it in the compost, because it was one of the few places soldiers wouldn't look when they decided to rob the locals. Pretty sure they'd have all rather used an oven though.
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Elfface posted:Pretty sure they'd have all rather used an oven though.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Yeah, but the Nazis were using those. 
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Nazihack: You can make yogurt, cheese, cooked eggs, and delicious stews and casseroles by putting them in a pail and nestling it in your pile of decomposing bodies awaiting the furnace.
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Reminds me of that trend a while ago for using a bean bag type device for slow cooking. You'd get the food warm in a pot, then wrap it in a bean bag cushion thing to keep it at a steady temperature. However, it didn't do that good a job of keeping things hot, so you'd risk food poisoning. What's wrong with just using a crock pot?
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netally posted:Reminds me of that trend a while ago for using a bean bag type device for slow cooking. You'd get the food warm in a pot, then wrap it in a bean bag cushion thing to keep it at a steady temperature. However, it didn't do that good a job of keeping things hot, so you'd risk food poisoning. What's wrong with just using a crock pot? It's not a lifehack y'see. Anyway, if you don't have a crock pot you can put a pot in the oven. Works the same way. There's an old recipe called 'stay a bed stew' where you cook beef stew in a pot in the oven. It's really good.
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Borden posted:It's not a lifehack y'see. Anyway, if you don't have a crock pot you can put a pot in the oven. Works the same way. There's an old recipe called 'stay a bed stew' where you cook beef stew in a pot in the oven. It's really good. Thermos makes this thing called a Shuttle Chef which for some reason is not marketed heavily in North America, but it's basically a pot that you first heat on the stove, then put in a giant Thermos which keeps the heat in so it slow cooks itself. Great if you're like me and paranoid about leaving appliances running while you go out. It's no bean bag chair (seriously why not at least use like blankets or something designed to wrap around something else?), but it gets the job done.
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My favorite variation of this is in Greece, where they have a preheated outdoor woodburning oven, put an entire lamb in, and then build a brick-and-mortar wall in front of the door to the oven and leave it like that for 24 hours.
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Or the one in Finland where you crawl in and bake yourself to tenderness in 24 hours. Or the Jamaican one where you crawl in and bake yourself to tenderness in 24 hours. #LifeHack
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Karate Bastard posted:Or the one in Finland where you crawl in and bake yourself to tenderness in 24 hours. Ah yes the nakkimuki.
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twoday posted:My favorite variation of this is in Greece, where they have a preheated outdoor woodburning oven, put an entire lamb in, and then build a brick-and-mortar wall in front of the door to the oven and leave it like that for 24 hours. I've often considered hacking my life because hot water at my apartment is prepaid and communal, and is just the right temperature for cooking steak to medium rare.
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zedprime posted:I've often considered hacking my life because hot water at my apartment is prepaid and communal, and is just the right temperature for cooking steak to medium rare. what exactly are you planning to do
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im full of poo poo posted:what exactly are you planning to do as far as i can tell they're planning on poaching a steak
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Nov 8, 2015 09:08
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by leaving it under the tap in the sink?
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He's going to take a 90 minute shower while holding a steak overhead.
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projecthalaxy posted:He's going to take a 90 minute shower while holding a steak overhead. And drinking a beer with the other hand. LIFEHACK: Don't waste time! Drink with one hand while showering! BONUS HACK: Get an enema kit so you can save more time by buttchugging your beer while making TWO steaks at the same time!
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Nov 8, 2015 09:30
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lifehack: instead of posting, buttchug both steaks and some dildos!
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the world's most wasteful sous vide
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Porc douché has to be up there with fecal lasagna on the shortlist of things I'll not do/eat.
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CommunistPancake posted:as far as i can tell they're planning on poaching a steak One milk steak please.
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Nov 8, 2015 21:07
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Boil beef in a bag for a tasteless, mushy dinner ideal for those who have been suffering from stomach flu. Thanks grandma!
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CommunistPancake posted:as far as i can tell they're planning on poaching a steak Just put in a ziplock bag, suck out the air, and leave it under the hot water. That's a pretty sweet lifehacked sous vide setup
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Nov 8, 2015 21:23
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the water will cool as the steak heats up, resulting in a nice warm raw steak
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im full of poo poo posted:the water will cool as the steak heats up, resulting in a nice warm raw steak He gets free water. Just leave it in the sink with a constant flow of warm water coming from the faucet.
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he should attach a heat-powered bitcoin miner for the complete FYGM experience
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:he should attach a heat-powered bitcoin miner for the complete FYGM experience Nonono. You use the hot water to cook the steak, and use cold water in a different room to run a water wheel attached to a dynamo, which runs his bitcoin miner.
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I thought we were going to use a constant stream of cool water to water cool the miner, and use the outtake to heat the stake up. Then it all pools into a giant funnel where it pours onto a turbine to power the motor for the machine to flip everything on to the floor. You lazy piece of poo poo.
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moist turtleneck posted:There's no reason to ever 3d print anything ever again we already hit Peak Printing That was a really good thread.
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Bluemillion posted:That was a really good thread.
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