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CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.

NESguerilla posted:

Taken 3 looks terrible, but is is fun terrible or unwatchable? The first one was kind of s guilty pleasure.

It's on HBO at the moment.

It's loving awful. Don't watch it.

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coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

NESguerilla posted:

Taken 3 looks terrible, but is is fun terrible or unwatchable? The first one was kind of s guilty pleasure.

It's on HBO at the moment.
It's pretty terrible but fun. You know what you're in for with it. I personally like watching Liam Nieson beat people up and kill them.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

NESguerilla posted:

Taken 3 looks terrible, but is is fun terrible or unwatchable? The first one was kind of s guilty pleasure.

It's on HBO at the moment.

My wife and I rented it awhile back at Redbox when Comcast went out because some dipshit in our addition put in new landscaping, cut the line and killed cable on one side of the street for 3-4 days. There are a lot worse ways to spend an hour and a half, but it isn't nearly as entertaining as Taken. Especially when we did a double-feature with Kingsmen: The Secret Service which is a pretty fun watch.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

kingsmen was great, i hope that hits streaming soon

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

A MIRACLE posted:

kingsmen was great, i hope that hits streaming soon

It's on Netflix UK.

wafflesnsegways
Jan 12, 2008
And that's why I was forced to surgically attach your hands to your face.
A friend made me see Taken 3 in the theater. One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time at a basic level, not even in a fun way. There was a whole chase sequence where none of us knew (or cared) who was in which car.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Taken 3 is PG-13, which is all that needs to be said. The entire reason why Taken was so successful was because it was such a violent thrill ride.

Taken 2 was especially bad because it was shot for R and then edited down to PG-13, so the final fight is nonsensically edited so that the big baddie is basically face-palmed to death.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Taken was also edited down to a PG in its theatrical US release.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

Taken was also edited down to a PG in its theatrical US release.

To PG?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



That's what I heard. Might've been PG-13 but there apparently wasn't even any blood.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
drat. That's insane.

Blacks books is back on Netflix. Watch the good stuff peeps

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

Taken was also edited down to a PG in its theatrical US release.

I can't imagine this being true. I don't think the version I saw was DC and Liam Neeson leaves a trail of bodies wherever he goes.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Looked into it, it was indeed PG-13. Still nowhere near an R.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

All 3 Takens are PG-13 in the U.S

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
I remember seeing the first taken and thinking it was the dopest poo poo, then I saw that it was edited down for the US and I was insulted by proxy

we should all be allowed to witness that murder parade in its full glory

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011
It's actually kind of mind-boggling how bad the Taken sequels are. You wouldn't think it'd be that hard of a concept to get right.

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

AndyP posted:

It's actually kind of mind-boggling how bad the Taken sequels are. You wouldn't think it'd be that hard of a concept to get right.

I haven't seen them since people seem so down on them, I'll just pretend the first one is the only one that exists, it's better that way

The Bunk
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, I just don't know
where to begin.
Fun Shoe

A MIRACLE posted:

kingsmen was great, i hope that hits streaming soon

It's going up on HBO this month.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

AndyP posted:

It's actually kind of mind-boggling how bad the Taken sequels are. You wouldn't think it'd be that hard of a concept to get right.

I really don't get it. The first Taken is extremely simple, and nobody's saying its Die Hard or anything, but its a formula you'd think could be recreated fairly easily. The nosedive in quality really is almost impressive, it takes a lot of mistakes in different areas to gently caress-up that badly, and they did it twice!

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Taken - Man's daughter is kidnapped and forced into prostitution. Man viciously kills and tortures his way through Paris to rescue his daughter.

Rated PG-13

But I'm A Cheerleader - Teenager comes of age and learns to accept that she is a lesbian.

Rated R

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Nov 5, 2015

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Taken - Man's daughter is kidnapped and forced into prostitution. Man viciously kills and tortures his way through Paris to rescue his daughter.

Rated PG-13

But I'm A Cheerleader - Teenager comes of age and learns to accept that she is a lesbian.

Rated R

MPAA decisions make no sense at times. If you haven't already, check out This Film Is Not Yet Rated (not sure if it's available for streaming though).

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Persons of interest ever get its plot moving beyond 5 mins per episode?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Junkie Disease posted:

Persons of interest ever get its plot moving beyond 5 mins per episode?

Yep, it spends some times building up momentum but it picks up pretty fast after episode 7 or so. Once S2 hits the plot/person of the week ratio swings pretty hard towards plot.

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


magnificent7 posted:

just a heads up:

THE BEAST is a steamy thriller the way MR HANDS is a steamy thriller.

I wouldn't exactly say DO NOT watch The Beast. I would say, do not watch the beast with your date.

(horse sex, first 5 minutes of the film. Like, hard core horse sex. what.)

Walerian Borowczyk doesn't pull any punches. I think his Immoral Tales is also up on netflix now. Dude always toed the line between smut and arthouse.

Blisster posted:

Can anyone recommend some good movies on Fandor? I'm totally lost but I've been getting into Jodorowsky lately so I'd like to find some good stuff that's similarly "out there."

I believe there's still a bunch of Guy Maddin movies up on there (that's originally what made me sign up, well that and appropriately enough Borowczyk) and he's probably easily considered "out there".

LORD OF BUTT posted:

...wait, really? His Wiki page (and the Wiki pages for his movies) doesn't seem to corroborate this- it seems like, while The Beast kinda dulled his international star, it made his career in France flourish.
He was never gonna be a really big hollywood director, but I believe around The Beast was when most critics started to think he'd gone too far into porn territory.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

But I'm A Cheerleader - Teenager comes of age and learns to accept that she is a lesbian.

How does this hold up? I saw a preview for it a while ago and I really dug it.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

feedmyleg posted:

How does this hold up? I saw a preview for it a while ago and I really dug it.

It's a good movie, and I say that as someone who largely hates gay cinema. Definitely worth a watch.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

feedmyleg posted:

How does this hold up? I saw a preview for it a while ago and I really dug it.

It's really good. A complete classic!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

feedmyleg posted:

How does this hold up? I saw a preview for it a while ago and I really dug it.

I love But I'm A Cheerleader.

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

It's on Netflix UK.

Where? I just checked but couldn't find it!

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

fliptophead posted:

Where? I just checked but couldn't find it!

I just watched it this week I'll double check when I get home. It's either Netflix UK or Netflix Canada since the other connections are always too slow for HD video.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I have seen The Devil's Advocate before and I'm sure we've discussed it already but I unironically enjoy it. Everyone is hamming it up especially Pacino (does he even have a different acting style?), and I dare say that even though he is doing an accent and he is still Keanu, I think it is Keanu Reeves' best acting. Also I never noticed the insanely bad green screen work in the party scene where Keanu goes outside to talk to the redhead woman. Goddamn it is jarring and odd.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I have seen The Devil's Advocate before and I'm sure we've discussed it already but I unironically enjoy it. Everyone is hamming it up especially Pacino (does he even have a different acting style?), and I dare say that even though he is doing an accent and he is still Keanu, I think it is Keanu Reeves' best acting. Also I never noticed the insanely bad green screen work in the party scene where Keanu goes outside to talk to the redhead woman. Goddamn it is jarring and odd.

Pacino was in a little known arthouse flick called The Godfather where his acting was a little more restrained.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

fishtobaskets posted:

Pacino was in a little known arthouse flick called The Godfather where his acting was a little more restrained.

Ha ha yes I know I was being flippant. I prefer my Pacino to be like Carlito or the coach in Any Given Sunday though.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Ha ha yes I know I was being flippant. I prefer my Pacino to be like Carlito or the coach in Any Given Sunday though.

I think I know what you mean. He can become a caricature of himself sometimes. I do love Scent of a Woman though.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I have seen The Devil's Advocate before and I'm sure we've discussed it already but I unironically enjoy it. Everyone is hamming it up especially Pacino (does he even have a different acting style?), and I dare say that even though he is doing an accent and he is still Keanu, I think it is Keanu Reeves' best acting. Also I never noticed the insanely bad green screen work in the party scene where Keanu goes outside to talk to the redhead woman. Goddamn it is jarring and odd.

The episode of We Hate Movies about that movie is loving hilarious.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

It's a good movie, and I say that as someone who largely hates gay cinema. Definitely worth a watch.
As someone who isn't at all familiar with the subject, what criticisms do you have of gay cinema?

Dr Monkeysee
Oct 11, 2002

just a fox like a hundred thousand others
Nap Ghost

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Ha ha yes I know I was being flippant. I prefer my Pacino to be like Carlito or the coach in Any Given Sunday though.

She's got a... GREAT rear end

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Coaaab posted:

As someone who isn't at all familiar with the subject, what criticisms do you have of gay cinema?

Trite, formulaic, usually poorly acted, and almost always only about white people. If your only exposure to gay people was through American gay cinema, you would think homosexuality was something only very attractive young white guys do.

The plots break down to either A) A coming out story B) A romantic comedy or C) something about a noble, suffering AIDS victim. Usually it's some amalgamation of the three.

Even if its much the same plot, it doesn't doom a movie. But the problem is "gay audience" isn't a demographic that makes for blockbusters, so the budgets are usually minuscule, and the filming/scripts/acting usually reflect that, so they end up looking just this side of a film student's project.

And I realize there are exceptions, and I know that the majority of movies are dreck, regardless of genre. But if you take the worst mainstream romantic comedies/coming of age movies and compare them to their gay equivalents, it's like an Orson Welles/Uwe Bolle faceoff.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Nov 6, 2015

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

I just watched it this week I'll double check when I get home. It's either Netflix UK or Netflix Canada since the other connections are always too slow for HD video.

Cool I'll check the Canada version as well. Want to watch this movie!

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Watch Edge on Amazon Prime. Fred Dekker and Shane Black ultraviolent western with Max Martini and Yvonne Strahovski.

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