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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CancerCakes posted:

nice, what did you buy today?

gun or penis compensation item

Nothing today, but last night I bought three big pork loins on sale at the grocery store

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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

PCOS Bill posted:

I don't drink alcohol or abuse my wife in the house I own free and clear.

Note that he didn't deny drinking and beating his wife, just that he doesn't do it at home.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Nothing today, but last night I bought three big pork loins on sale at the grocery store

oh yeah insert those real good. insert them into holes

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


RisqueBarber posted:

the opposite of the american dream

I bought a car



I know squat about cars but I know that's a sweet looking car

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

PCOS Bill posted:

Well I'd say a big patch that says "DISREGARD ME" but the vest already says that.

If that's true why do people disregard me when I'm not wearing the vest?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Geoj posted:

Note that he didn't deny drinking and beating his wife, just that he doesn't do it at home.

I was responding with the same phrasing used in the accusation.


Coffee And Pie posted:

If that's true why do people disregard me when I'm not wearing the vest?

I guess the rest of you says the same thing.


Bip Roberts posted:

oh yeah insert those real good. insert them into holes

Is a crock pot a hole?

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Frankston posted:

I know squat about cars but I know that's a sweet looking car

Thanks man

M42
Nov 12, 2012




Bought this a few months back, got my steam key today and preloaded it aw yisssss

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

RisqueBarber posted:

the opposite of the american dream

I bought a car



This, on the other hand, is a good example of the American dream.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

PCOS Bill posted:

I was responding with the same phrasing used in the accusation.


I guess the rest of you says the same thing.


Is a crock pot a hole?

Fight Fight Fight Fight.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

RisqueBarber posted:

the opposite of the american dream

I bought a car



Wanna rev that car

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Crain posted:

Fight Fight Fight Fight.

Not much of one so far. Just a bunch of weak-sauce insults.

Merica
Jan 28, 2009

RisqueBarber posted:

the opposite of the american dream

I bought a car



Congrats. Which did you get? I got a scat pack last year and it still owns.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All Chryslers are scat

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Christ, gadsden flags? Spousal abuse? Pork Loins? Cars? It's getting a bit weird in here, let's see if I can bring some normalcy back.



Figured it was time for some new underwear, so I went ahead and bought these bad boys. Only cost $25 on amazon, and I'm pretty drat happy with them.

Etrips
Nov 9, 2004

Having Teemo Problems?
I Feel Bad For You, Son.
I Got 99 Shrooms
And You Just Hit One.

Wanamingo posted:

Christ, gadsden flags? Spousal abuse? Pork Loins? Cars? It's getting a bit weird in here, let's see if I can bring some normalcy back.



Figured it was time for some new underwear, so I went ahead and bought these bad boys. Only cost $25 on amazon, and I'm pretty drat happy with them.

Why are the tags censored? :iiam:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Etrips posted:

Why are the tags censored? :iiam:

The manufacturer name is Wang Jiang, I assume that's much too offensive to show on amazon.com.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Reminds me I need more MeUndies

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SaltLick posted:

Reminds me I need more MeUndies

Very good undies

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I just wear Haines boxer-brief hybrids, am I screwing myself out of man dong comfort?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Rolo posted:

I just wear Haines boxer-brief hybrids, am I screwing myself out of man dong comfort?

yes

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rolo posted:

I just wear Haines boxer-brief hybrids, am I screwing myself out of man dong comfort?

Yes. A properly cut male thong is legit the most comfortable underwear I've ever tried, they give you crazy amounts of support down there and feel super breezy to wear. It's really enjoyable to be able to roll around in bed and not feel my junk flopping around everywhere.

In case you feel like your manliness is being threatened,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2jSTD2NQS4

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wanamingo posted:


In case you feel like your manliness is being threatened,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2jSTD2NQS4

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Man thongs? Man thongs?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The preferred term is banana hammock

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
When I realized it was a man posting those it made me just a little uncomfortable. Why would a man need a thong? In what circumstances is a man concerned with whether his panty lines are showing? It's just not right.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


How else are his supple cheeks supposed to feel the silk lining of his Armani suit.

It's feels like you're wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all.




Nothing at all.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Awful lot of shop-shaming going on itt. :mad:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

Awful lot of shop-shaming going on itt. :mad:

Umm, that's literally the point of this thread.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Thank you for this insight into your private life

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

NotAnArtist posted:

Thank you for this insight into your private life

Well it's not as bad as the furry, bondage, porn art book that someone posted a few pages back.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Murphy Brownback posted:

When I realized it was a man posting those it made me just a little uncomfortable. Why would a man need a thong? In what circumstances is a man concerned with whether his panty lines are showing? It's just not right.

Might be male, definitely not a man.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PCOS Bill posted:

Might be male, definitely not a man.

You're right, I should go see if I can find a Gadsden flag man thong to buy

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


PCOS Bill posted:

Might be male, definitely not a man.

Every day I poo poo into a Confederate flag and make it into a turban.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wanamingo posted:

Christ, gadsden flags? Spousal abuse? Pork Loins? Cars? It's getting a bit weird in here, let's see if I can bring some normalcy back.



Figured it was time for some new underwear, so I went ahead and bought these bad boys. Only cost $25 on amazon, and I'm pretty drat happy with them.

No cheetah print? For shame....

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
They look comfortable, I can't hate.

I finally got a couch ordered for my new apartment. You never know what you take for granted until you have to sit on a blowup mattress for 3 weeks.

gypsycabdriver
Apr 19, 2007


http://ballandchainco.com

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Wanamingo posted:

You're right, I should go see if I can find a Gadsden flag man thong to buy

I would buy one of those so fast.

But doesn't the man thong chafe like crazy in the ball sack area?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

1redflag posted:

No cheetah print? For shame....

Who says I don't already own one? :q:

I do not

:negative:

bunnielab posted:

But doesn't the man thong chafe like crazy in the ball sack area?

Nope, not even a little. All it does is help lift everything up down there.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bunnielab posted:

I would buy one of those so fast.

But doesn't the man thong chafe like crazy in the ball sack area?

Like he has concerns in that department.

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