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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Burt Buckle posted:

Sandwiches aren't about sanity they are about having fun and tasting good.

This is not a question of fun, it's a question of semiotics.

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I Before E posted:

This is not a question of fun, it's a question of semiotics.

Hot Dog Semiotics was the name of my 3rd mix tape

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

This turned into the Giant Bomb thread so gradually I didn't even notice.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Alaois posted:

Hot Dog Semiotics was the name of my 3rd mix tape

Slavoj Zizek And The Hot Dog Semiotics

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Zahra Schreiber got released from NXT because she was an Anti-Hot Dog Semiotic

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

NienNunb posted:

I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando

nobody is saying a hot dog is a good sandwich, just that it is




I don't know what any of this means

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006



Riding "coattails" to 600 wishes?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I Before E posted:

A "hot dog", i.e. the construction made up of a sausage, bread, and condiments, should meet the qualifications for any sane definition of "sandwich".

This description should be concise and serious. It should inform potential buyers about the value of the product. HOTDOG consists of ten layers of interspersed foods. Of that, at least, we can be sure. Ketchup and mustard fight on the meat. Special sauce clings to the bun. Lettuce and pickles lie. It explores flavours. Or not. Place it in your mouth or on a dirty table. It is a collection of foods describing itself and possibly other things, like for example it is a metaphor for a different food. It will one day decay into slime along with everything else, including your dad [a sentence describing the decomposition of your dad soothes you, promises you profundity]. Created in an industrial kitchen by a teen on weed. Released into the wild circa 2012. The description continues…

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

This description should be concise and serious. It should inform potential buyers about the value of the product. HOTDOG consists of ten layers of interspersed foods. Of that, at least, we can be sure. Ketchup and mustard fight on the meat. Special sauce clings to the bun. Lettuce and pickles lie. It explores flavours. Or not. Place it in your mouth or on a dirty table. It is a collection of foods describing itself and possibly other things, like for example it is a metaphor for a different food. It will one day decay into slime along with everything else, including your dad [a sentence describing the decomposition of your dad soothes you, promises you profundity]. Created in an industrial kitchen by a teen on weed. Released into the wild circa 2012. The description continues…

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. 

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Don't put ketchup on hotdogs

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Yes, hi. I would like my hot dog with ONLY ketchup on it, thank you.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


NienNunb posted:

I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando



You know hot dogs get a bad rap. They got a cool shape, they got protein.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

oatgan posted:

hulkamatt please change my name to Mr Cool Strong Man

most countries have laws against false advertising

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hot dogs are closer to tacos than anything.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Hotdogs are garbage food for garbage people.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence

ayn rand hand job posted:

Don't put ketchup on hotdogs

Don't put mustard on anything.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Desumaytah posted:

Don't put mustard on anything.

Mods?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Desumaytah posted:

Don't put mustard on anything.

The gently caress?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Gonzo McFee posted:

Hotdogs are garbage food for garbage people.

Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings.



Almost makes me miss New England.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence

Junpei Hyde posted:

The gently caress?

Oh man I'm gonna eat a hot dog or any kind of sausage that has ever been produced ever lemme make sure I cover my future vomit in actual super vomit to make my lovely vomit experience more authentiiiic.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Desumaytah posted:

Oh man I'm gonna eat a hot dog or any kind of sausage that has ever been produced ever lemme make sure I cover my future vomit in actual super vomit to make my lovely vomit experience more authentiiiic.

THE gently caress?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Shine posted:

Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings.



Almost makes me miss New England.

those fries look bomb as hell

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Chicago pizza is not pie. Apple pie isn't American, either.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Everyone who doesn't love awful garbage knows that the only sausage in a bread roll worth anything is this bad boy right here

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Shine posted:

Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings.



Almost makes me miss New England.

All the bits of a pig that really cause cancer swept off the factory floor and stuffed into a bright pink rubbery tube. Awful. Dreadful.

How dare Hotdogs besmirch the good name of sandwiches with this debate.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
meat + bread = sandwich. round meat + square bread = still a sandwich. tubed meat + roll shaped bread split along the top still a sandwich. without the bun it is not. with the bun it is. end.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Just eat the food without caring about what it is, like Chris Hero or Kevin Owens or The Ryback or The Big Show or any other good wrestler out there.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
gently caress hot dogs, I want the mustard person to explain themselves.

Super vomit? What kind of mustard are you eating? Even cheap prepared mustard is good. Have you heard of mustard seed??

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Oct 30, 2009

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Hulkamatt change the title to have the word hot dog instead of sousage

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


As someone who once made the news for sleeping in the street to eat a hot dog, I can assure you that hot dogs are good.

It's also a sandwich in the same sense as a hamburger. Technically yes, but nobody would refer to them as such.

What are we all going to do with our probation time?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


oldpainless posted:

Hulkamatt change the title to have the word sandwich instead of sousage

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Sandwiches have bread on top and on the bottom, not side by side.

If you turn your sandwich to circumvent this law of the universe, you're going to hell when your time comes.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Lol at anyone who thinks there's some afterlife after the shitfest thst is out corporeal existence on this terrible planet. Your bloated corpse just putrifies and rots in the cold ground to be absorbed by the bugs and rats

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Literally ban everyone in this thread.

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The_Rob posted:

Literally ban everyone in this thread.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Sandwiches have bread on top and on the bottom, not side by side.

If you turn your sandwich to circumvent this law of the universe, you're going to hell when your time comes.

By this logic, a hoagie/sub/hero/whatever you call it isn't a sandwich.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Hulkamatt please probate Xavier Woods for starting hotdog chat.


Beef Jerky Robot posted:



I don't know what any of this means

Sasha's a mark who got upset that Nikki was number 1 in the PWI top women while she was number 2. Sasha has at least one victory over Sasha with out a rematch so she should by PWI kayfabe logic be number 1.

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Shawn Cotureier posted:

By this logic, a hoagie/sub/hero/whatever you call it isn't a sandwich.

Correct, it's a cold dog.

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