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Burt Buckle posted:Sandwiches aren't about sanity they are about having fun and tasting good. This is not a question of fun, it's a question of semiotics.
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I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:01 |
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I Before E posted:This is not a question of fun, it's a question of semiotics. Hot Dog Semiotics was the name of my 3rd mix tape
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:14 |
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This turned into the Giant Bomb thread so gradually I didn't even notice.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:19 |
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Alaois posted:Hot Dog Semiotics was the name of my 3rd mix tape Slavoj Zizek And The Hot Dog Semiotics
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:21 |
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Zahra Schreiber got released from NXT because she was an Anti-Hot Dog Semiotic
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:21 |
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NienNunb posted:I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando nobody is saying a hot dog is a good sandwich, just that it is I don't know what any of this means
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:35 |
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Riding "coattails" to 600 wishes?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:58 |
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I Before E posted:A "hot dog", i.e. the construction made up of a sausage, bread, and condiments, should meet the qualifications for any sane definition of "sandwich". This description should be concise and serious. It should inform potential buyers about the value of the product. HOTDOG consists of ten layers of interspersed foods. Of that, at least, we can be sure. Ketchup and mustard fight on the meat. Special sauce clings to the bun. Lettuce and pickles lie. It explores flavours. Or not. Place it in your mouth or on a dirty table. It is a collection of foods describing itself and possibly other things, like for example it is a metaphor for a different food. It will one day decay into slime along with everything else, including your dad [a sentence describing the decomposition of your dad soothes you, promises you profundity]. Created in an industrial kitchen by a teen on weed. Released into the wild circa 2012. The description continues…
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Aesop Poprock posted:This description should be concise and serious. It should inform potential buyers about the value of the product. HOTDOG consists of ten layers of interspersed foods. Of that, at least, we can be sure. Ketchup and mustard fight on the meat. Special sauce clings to the bun. Lettuce and pickles lie. It explores flavours. Or not. Place it in your mouth or on a dirty table. It is a collection of foods describing itself and possibly other things, like for example it is a metaphor for a different food. It will one day decay into slime along with everything else, including your dad [a sentence describing the decomposition of your dad soothes you, promises you profundity]. Created in an industrial kitchen by a teen on weed. Released into the wild circa 2012. The description continues… Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:34 |
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Don't put ketchup on hotdogs
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:39 |
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Yes, hi. I would like my hot dog with ONLY ketchup on it, thank you.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:06 |
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NienNunb posted:I will go to my grave fighting against anyone who try's to claim a vile loving hot dog is considered a Baller Sando You know hot dogs get a bad rap. They got a cool shape, they got protein.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:09 |
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oatgan posted:hulkamatt please change my name to Mr Cool Strong Man most countries have laws against false advertising
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:45 |
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Hot dogs are closer to tacos than anything.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:49 |
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Hotdogs are garbage food for garbage people.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:03 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:07 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:Don't put ketchup on hotdogs Don't put mustard on anything.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:33 |
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Desumaytah posted:Don't put mustard on anything. Mods?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:35 |
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Desumaytah posted:Don't put mustard on anything. The gently caress?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:43 |
Gonzo McFee posted:Hotdogs are garbage food for garbage people. Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings. Almost makes me miss New England.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:48 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:The gently caress? Oh man I'm gonna eat a hot dog or any kind of sausage that has ever been produced ever lemme make sure I cover my future vomit in actual super vomit to make my lovely vomit experience more authentiiiic.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 12:05 |
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Desumaytah posted:Oh man I'm gonna eat a hot dog or any kind of sausage that has ever been produced ever lemme make sure I cover my future vomit in actual super vomit to make my lovely vomit experience more authentiiiic. THE gently caress?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 12:12 |
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Shine posted:Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings. those fries look bomb as hell
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 12:21 |
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Chicago pizza is not pie. Apple pie isn't American, either.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 12:26 |
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Everyone who doesn't love awful garbage knows that the only sausage in a bread roll worth anything is this bad boy right here
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 13:27 |
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Shine posted:Wrong. Spike's Junkyard Dogs is heavenly food fit for kings. All the bits of a pig that really cause cancer swept off the factory floor and stuffed into a bright pink rubbery tube. Awful. Dreadful. How dare Hotdogs besmirch the good name of sandwiches with this debate.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 13:45 |
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meat + bread = sandwich. round meat + square bread = still a sandwich. tubed meat + roll shaped bread split along the top still a sandwich. without the bun it is not. with the bun it is. end.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 13:54 |
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Just eat the food without caring about what it is, like Chris Hero or Kevin Owens or The Ryback or The Big Show or any other good wrestler out there.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 15:17 |
gently caress hot dogs, I want the mustard person to explain themselves. Super vomit? What kind of mustard are you eating? Even cheap prepared mustard is good. Have you heard of mustard seed??
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 15:51 |
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Hulkamatt change the title to have the word hot dog instead of sousage
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:09 |
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As someone who once made the news for sleeping in the street to eat a hot dog, I can assure you that hot dogs are good. It's also a sandwich in the same sense as a hamburger. Technically yes, but nobody would refer to them as such. What are we all going to do with our probation time?
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:37 |
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oldpainless posted:Hulkamatt change the title to have the word sandwich instead of sousage
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:38 |
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Sandwiches have bread on top and on the bottom, not side by side. If you turn your sandwich to circumvent this law of the universe, you're going to hell when your time comes.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:42 |
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Lol at anyone who thinks there's some afterlife after the shitfest thst is out corporeal existence on this terrible planet. Your bloated corpse just putrifies and rots in the cold ground to be absorbed by the bugs and rats
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:47 |
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Literally ban everyone in this thread.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:48 |
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The_Rob posted:Literally ban everyone in this thread.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:52 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Sandwiches have bread on top and on the bottom, not side by side. By this logic, a hoagie/sub/hero/whatever you call it isn't a sandwich.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 16:52 |
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Hulkamatt please probate Xavier Woods for starting hotdog chat.Beef Jerky Robot posted:
Sasha's a mark who got upset that Nikki was number 1 in the PWI top women while she was number 2. Sasha has at least one victory over Sasha with out a rematch so she should by PWI kayfabe logic be number 1.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 17:01 |
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Shawn Cotureier posted:By this logic, a hoagie/sub/hero/whatever you call it isn't a sandwich. Correct, it's a cold dog.
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