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Automatic Slim posted:No kidding. ¡Jeb! was supposed to be president but W got elected Governor first. ¡Jeb! was always the "bright" one and would make a better president. ¡Jeb! is the better orator. ¡Jeb! will be the one to save the Bush legacy. Funny how the "Miss me yet?" billboard message turned out to be true, just not in the direction they were thinking.
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Jeb Bush is the kid who was taught that if you laugh with the bullies they aren't really making fun of you.
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Nov 8, 2015 17:45
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I'm sure a group of minimum wage foodservice workers emptied a pack of nails from Home Depot onto a plate that they knew was for Jeb Bush as a hilarious joke
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Nov 8, 2015 17:50
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TheScott2K posted:I'm sure a group of minimum wage foodservice workers emptied a pack of nails from Home Depot onto a plate that they knew was for Jeb Bush as a hilarious joke that would get you fired
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Nov 8, 2015 17:52
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I hope they brought him plenty of water to take care of his thirst.
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Nov 8, 2015 17:54
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Mantis42 posted:To be fair she IS smoking. She is quite lovely, except that in that photo her smile almost looks photoshopped on. Honestly, with Larry David representing Bernie, I wouldn't be shocked if he came out the big winner of all this. Were his sketches funny? I can't imagine Larry "Seinfeld" David not being able to milk humour out of being on stage with Donald Trump.
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Patter Song posted:For what it's worth, LA Times/USC poll of US and California, but it used SurveyMonkey, an online pollster, so take with a grain of salt. (It is a professional, scientific online poll, but that's not enough to satisfy many) Jeb! Bush polling at 4%, Jesus Christ. 
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Nov 8, 2015 17:56
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Quote of the morning, "You don't put grain in a pyramid because it's all solid." ~ Donald Trump, on Meet the Press Related, here's an Egyptologist being asked about Ben Carson's theories. He does not seem to agree with Dr. Carson.
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Nov 8, 2015 17:59
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Smoothrich posted:lmao, people are actually watching snl? you guys really are sheeple Oh wow. An unironic sheeple quote in the wild? I...I thought they were extinct 
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Nov 8, 2015 18:02
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I'm glad to see the pyramids stuff back in the news because it's way more interesting than the other Carson stuff. I'm bored of his college applications, but I've got plenty of time to discuss archaeology.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:05
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God sent Carson the answers to a chemistry test in his dreams. Is this cheating?quote:In Carson’s telling, an early instance of heavenly intervention comes during his freshman year at Yale. It is the night before a final exam in chemistry, and Carson, who had developed weak study habits in high school, is hopelessly behind in the class. If he fails, he will have to drop out of pre-med. “Either help me understand what kind of work I ought to do,” Carson prays to God, “or else perform some kind of miracle and help me pass this exam.” While he sleeps, Carson dreams that a nebulous figure enters the chemistry hall and begins working out problems, while Carson, sitting alone in class, takes rapid notes. The next morning, the actual test contains all the questions from the dream. Carson scores a 97. “For whatever reason,” he concludes, “the God of the universe, the God who holds galaxies in His hands, had seen a reason to reach down to a campus room on planet Earth and send a dream to a discouraged ghetto kid.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/book-party/wp/2015/11/05/ben-carson-the-humblebragging-instrument-of-god/?postshare=5381446987566289
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Nov 8, 2015 18:06
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Carsonmania is going to end soon and that makes me a little sad. I hope all of his Judas supporters return to TRUMP and help Make America Great Again.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:07
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Just imagine if Trump was POTUS. Most viewed state of the union speech ever.
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Third World Reggin posted:Just imagine if Trump was POTUS. Most viewed state of the union speech ever. The ratings, for the networks, on his speech would be enormous. His State of the Union gets to the top of the ratings. Barack Obama's ratings were fine, but TRUMP's will be yooge. Because it's the truth, I think.
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overdesigned posted:Man, Carson's book is crazier than we all thought. I have to get this book
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Montasque posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/book-party/wp/2015/11/05/ben-carson-the-humblebragging-instrument-of-god/?postshare=5381446987566289 quote:Once you have God on speed dial, well, it’s hard not to press that button. At one point, Carson requests God’s help to find his stolen passport; it is retrieved. On the eve of a safari in South Africa, Carson asks God to “bless us with the opportunity to observe a wide variety of wildlife.” No surprise: His party witnesses such an astonishing range of animals that the guide can remember nothing like it. (“I never dreamed just how literally my prayers would be answered,” he writes.) And in a particularly unnerving intercession, Carson asks God for help in dismissing his incompetent, alcoholic secretary without hurting her feelings. (“I’m softhearted,” the doctor assures, “and it is especially hard for me to fire somebody.”) Two weeks later, the secretary doesn’t show up for work. “We never did find out what happened to her,” Carson writes. “She simply disappeared.”
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Nov 8, 2015 18:17
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fade5 posted:Wow, so that Jeb! poll at 4% might not have been an outlier. The writing's been on the wall for some time now. He didn't manage to get a full delegate roster for Alabama, either. His campaign is legitimately failing.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:18
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This has been such a terrible week for Carson, I really want to see how this affects his poll numbers. I know we keep saying he panders to the retarded fundamentalist voting bloc and they won't care about any of this, but there has to be a limit.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:19
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well clearly, the incompetent, alcoholic, secretary was just a demon that god allowed satan to place in dr. ben's life in order to test his resolve. dr. ben passed the test by relying on the lord to guide him through his difficulty, and the woman just vanished because she wasn't actually a real person at all. dr. ben is really just a modern day job when you think about it
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Nov 8, 2015 18:21
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The liberal media had better watch out or Carson will pray them into the cornfield.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:23
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Praying for a nice safari seems like a bit of an abuse of your wondrous prayer powers.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:25
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Nov 8, 2015 18:33
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god can do everything so why not ask for anything
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Nov 8, 2015 18:33
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I feel like Cruz is going to benefit from Ben Carson wreckage more than Trump
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Third World Reggin posted:god can do everything so why not ask for anything The idea that God gives a gently caress about Ben Carson's safari or his chem exam goes to show how much of an egoist he is.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:37
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zen death robot posted:Ben Carson was relived that a woman went missing so he didn't have to fire her. To be fair, he didn't look into it, so her death or sudden serious illness could have been quite explicable. Had he cared beyond "oh wow now I don't have to fire her!  "
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Nov 8, 2015 18:38
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Nov 8, 2015 18:39
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Jesus: Yo, Dad there's some starving kids in Africa that could really use your help right now God: gently caress that, haven't you heard? Ben Carson might have an awkward moment with his secretary.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:40
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Damnit, Ben, God isn't some kind of holy concierge!
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Nov 8, 2015 18:44
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Ben Carson is the new Chuck Norris.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:49
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Alright even ignoring how horrific it is to be relieved an alcoholic goes missing how does openly admitting you're too soft to fire someone who's clearly incompetent make you qualified to be President?
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Nov 8, 2015 18:53
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"Cool she disappeared, so that solves that problem!" "...What do you mean 'we should call the police and report her missing, and help them look for her'? Why? God solved the problem, just like I asked." 
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Nov 8, 2015 18:56
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Right now I'm praying so hard for someone to track down the alcoholic receptionist to get her side of the story.
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Necc0 posted:how does openly admitting you're too soft to fire someone who's clearly incompetent make you qualified to be President? This plays right into Trumps wheelhouse!
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withak posted:Right now I'm praying so hard for someone to track down the alcoholic receptionist to get her side of the story. probably killed her in one of his benzo blackouts
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Nov 8, 2015 19:02
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I don't see Carson's favorables going down too much but his unfavorables are going to skyrocket. The people he has now made represent the top of his appeal but that's still ~50% of the GOP. This debate should be huge for him tho. Grilling from everyone.
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Nov 8, 2015 19:02
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God had Ben Carson cure my autism with his Gifted Hands™. Friend Ben indeed.
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CheesyDog posted:Pyramid scheme's cereal memes gather steam; media reams redeeming themes of supreme surgeon's American Dream
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