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Paragraphs and paragraphs of what a legend Shamrock finds himself to be and then a 90 degrees rotated video of him hitting pads in what appears to be slow motion but isn't. The Shamrock brand is strong!
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"I'm sorry your baby died. I was trying my best with CPR but I have two broken hands and a collapsed lung myself. I pushed hard for the people. Just know that your baby was the fire...baby...ofthenight."
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Nov 7, 2015 19:51
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Charles Gnarwin posted:"I'm sorry your baby died. I was trying my best with CPR but I have two broken hands and a collapsed lung myself. I pushed hard for the people. Just know that your baby was the fire...baby...ofthenight." lmao
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Nov 7, 2015 20:11
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All my dreams are physically coming true.
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Nov 7, 2015 21:23
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Captain Log posted:What the hell? Do volunteer firefighters actually help like that? tito is so dumb he thought a training exercise was real life
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Nov 7, 2015 22:06
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attackmole posted:tito is so dumb he thought a training exercise was real life He saved a baby dude, show some respect
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Nov 7, 2015 22:30
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willie_dee posted:Nope 54 seconds 
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Nov 8, 2015 00:54
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mewse posted:He saved a baby dude, show some respect I'm imagining Tito stumbling through doing CPR on a baby and putting out a fake fire with only honest enthusiasm like when they give a dying 8 year old a Batman costume and have them fight fake crime through a city and I like the mental picture too much, sorry.
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Nov 8, 2015 01:22
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After performing life saving CPR on what he'd been assured is a real baby, Tito poses for photos with the firefighters and hands out caps and t-shirts to thank them for letting him participate in the very real house fire. What he doesn't do is stop and wonder why the baby he just performed CPR on has not started breathing yet
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Nov 8, 2015 01:40
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The simulated baby is whisked away behind one of the fire trucks in case Tito notices it and starts asking too many questions. The firefighters posing for pictures slap him on the back and say "You're a hero, Tito! That baby is going to live a long and healthy life because of you!". The firefighters behind the truck start zipping up the baby into what looks uncomfortably like an infant-sized body bag.
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No Luck Needed posted:54 seconds He lost the fight, suffering a catastrophic injury in the process. My nope was clearly in reply to your assertion that he didn't win the first fight when he did, as well as the low blows being mostly faked (JT reckons only 1 of them was actually low, the rest were stalling tactics for Lashley to regain his cardio that he lost) Don't be smug in bad faith.
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Nov 8, 2015 04:09
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 I am the two men recoiling in horror in the background mirror
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Nov 8, 2015 07:49
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origami posted:
i see fedor's opponent has been finalised
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Nov 8, 2015 07:55
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Marching Powder posted:i see fedor's opponent has been finalised when he rematches bigfoot, fedor will be prepared for his witchcraft
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coker is a genius
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origami posted:
why is Fedor dressed like a member of the imperial court?
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Nov 9, 2015 06:06
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coconono posted:why is Fedor dressed like a member of the imperial court? It wouldn't make sense for the Last Emperor to not have imperial garb.
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:coker is a genius I'd love to back to 1998 and tell people that 17 years from now the largest mma organizations will have Shamrock, Gracie, Henderson and Belfort as headliners.
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Nov 9, 2015 09:19
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Kron Gracie is apparently fighting Kid Yamamoto's nephew at Rizin.
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Nov 9, 2015 10:49
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Droopy Goines posted:Kron Gracie is apparently fighting Kid Yamamoto's nephew at Rizin. Huh, considering he's an 0-0 teenager I thought they'd give Literally A Kid Yamamoto some hapless hypercan. I thought this card was going to be an unwatchable disaster but actually it's shaping up to be laughs all round.
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Nov 9, 2015 11:49
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On a scale of 1-10, just how dead will Lei'D Tapa be after her fight against Gabi Garcia?
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Testekill posted:On a scale of 1-10, just how dead will Lei'D Tapa be after her fight against Gabi Garcia? Well Gabi Garcia at age 29 is the IBJJF Hall of Fame and Lei'D Tapa is a pro wrestler who was cut from WWE developmental. So she's about an 11.
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Nov 9, 2015 14:12
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Testekill posted:On a scale of 1-10, just how dead will Lei'D Tapa be after her fight against Gabi Garcia? 
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Nov 10, 2015 01:46
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Resisting...urge to make...transphobic Austin Powers joke...
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Nov 10, 2015 02:45
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She went and got ripped
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Lid posted:She went and got ripped More like she stopped juicing for a few months.
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Nov 10, 2015 04:49
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I hope one day Gabi comes clean about her steroid use so someone can ask her the obvious question: why? She's already big woman who would have a strength advantage over any of the women she competes against. What's the point? Is it just cheating for cheating's sake? Does she compete in bodybuilding on the side?
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Nov 10, 2015 07:49
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afatwhiteloaf posted:I hope one day Gabi comes clean about her steroid use so someone can ask her the obvious question: why? She's already big woman who would have a strength advantage over any of the women she competes against. What's the point? Is it just cheating for cheating's sake? Does she compete in bodybuilding on the side? The answer is she's brazilian and just competing locally on a level playing field.
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Nov 10, 2015 12:14
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afatwhiteloaf posted:I hope one day Gabi comes clean about her steroid use so someone can ask her the obvious question: why? She's already big woman who would have a strength advantage over any of the women she competes against. What's the point? Is it just cheating for cheating's sake? Does she compete in bodybuilding on the side? Remember that there are reasons other than "Get Bigger" to take steroids.
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Nov 10, 2015 15:29
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CommonShore posted:Remember that there are reasons other than "Get Bigger" to take steroids. She's also so big that she may only be able to make weight in the open division anyway, so she might as well be as big as possible.
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Nov 10, 2015 15:34
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She looks surprising good un-juiced. Is there a competition she is going into that requires her to be clean?
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Nov 10, 2015 19:15
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Captain Log posted:She looks surprising good un-juiced. Is there a competition she is going into that requires her to be clean? The IBJJF started testing competitors last year, I believe.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:17
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Captain Log posted:She looks surprising good un-juiced. Is there a competition she is going into that requires her to be clean? On what planet does seeing a six pack make you assume that a woman who has spent her entire life looking like a soviet experiment has stopped juicing?
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Nov 10, 2015 21:15
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Marching Powder posted:On what planet does seeing a six pack make you assume that a woman who has spent her entire life looking like a soviet experiment has stopped juicing? When anyone male or female does the Hulk -> Bruce Banner transformation my gut tells me there might be a cessation of steroids
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Nov 10, 2015 21:38
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mewse posted:When anyone male or female does the Hulk -> Bruce Banner transformation my gut tells me there might be a cessation of steroids this isn't how steroids work
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Nov 10, 2015 22:09
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it may well be that she's stopped steroids but when i see massive, improbable body transformations in any direction i don't think 'no steroids here'
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Nov 10, 2015 22:12
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Rizin production values lookin good
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