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VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
http://www.snopes.com/fiercefemtivist-nurse-racist-parents/

"The child appeared merely as a footnote to the narrative of neatly-packaged racism, replete with a Confederate-flag wearing, stock redneck character."

Since the bulk of STDH stories seem to be about appealing to conservative social values one way or another, it was kind of refreshing to see one so obviously designed to push liberal buttons.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Crowning Moment of Awesome

Sudden Urges

quote:

A little while ago, I was walking over to my friend's house, and I was about 15 minutes away, when I was seized by a sudden urge. I zipped up my hoody, and put my hood up. I hid my ring finger on my left hand, and placed them left over right in front of me, and slowed my pace. See where this going? For a bit I was ok, but then I saw a few teens in front of me, and I thought "Aw hell, they're going to give me crap for this." Nope. They actually moved out of my way and let me pass. Moments later, they suddenly came up, and positioned themselves on either side of me, and in front and behind me. For about five minutes they hid me, until I was at a darkened street, where I broke from them, turned and nodded a thanks to them, and sprinted off.
>What? So confused...
>>He did the thing where Altair hides in the middle of four priests by pretending to be one of them. In REAL LIFE.
Epic win.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Khazar-khum posted:

>What? So confused...

My reaction exactly. Seriously....what?

vv I've reread that line like 5 times and I still can't picture what he means about his ring finger. I found the stupid video game reference he was making but the whole thing still makes absolutely no sense

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Khazar-khum posted:

I hid my ring finger on my left hand, and placed them left over right in front of me

Wow what.

I love TV tropes.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I play the games obsessively and still didn't understand what he was talking about until the explanation at the end. I guess he was too ~random~ for me.

EPIC WIN

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Yeah I got that, but that doesn't make it make sense - WHY would 4 people box him in like that, and what was he even "hiding" from in the first place?

Also wheres his ring finger

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Murphy Brownback posted:

Yeah I got that, but that doesn't make it make sense - WHY would 4 people box him in like that, and what was he even "hiding" from in the first place?

Also wheres his ring finger

His finger was cut off because that's the place where the hidden blade comes from. And they're just a bunch of pilgrims which about explains why they're walking in formation.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Testekill posted:

His finger was cut off because that's the place where the hidden blade comes from. And they're just a bunch of pilgrims which about explains why they're walking in formation.

Not in the game, in the real life situation he described that didn't happen.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

VoteTedJameson posted:

http://www.snopes.com/fiercefemtivist-nurse-racist-parents/

"The child appeared merely as a footnote to the narrative of neatly-packaged racism, replete with a Confederate-flag wearing, stock redneck character."

Since the bulk of STDH stories seem to be about appealing to conservative social values one way or another, it was kind of refreshing to see one so obviously designed to push liberal buttons.

Don't have any stats, obviously, but STDH about horrible bigots reduced to tears and mumbling by one witty remark are pretty common.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I thought that troper tale was about masturbating

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

ibntumart posted:

That's not quite true. A tot varied over the years, but early on the Royal Navy's tots were pints. Watered down, sure, but definitely not a tiny shot.

Must have been really early on because wikipedia says tots were 1/8th pint for the most part. Although it definitely varied, and it is wikipedia so :shrug:

EmmyOk posted:

If the gender roles were reversed would you be saying it had to be staged? Probably not. Now no doubt I will be embarrassed in mere seconds when people post tonnes of links proving it's staged but still it shouldn't be unimaginable to you that people get sexually harassed even if they are men. I presume (with no stats backing me) that it is far more common to be men harassing women, but the opposite is sadly plausible too.

That's not the only thing going on that's weird though. If he was working there and they were twerking on him (:rolleyes:) or something then that'd be one thing, but he's just talking on the phone ignoring them. If he was bothered he could just walk away or something.

And again, there's the weird angle where he's just holding a huge wad of cash, talking away on the phone, in a store. Not buying anything, not leaving, just kinda hanging around so that he can be recorded having these girls twerk on him. Wouldn't you at least put the money in your pocket or something? I'm never just standing around holding money while talking on the phone.

Its not just "omg its a man so obviously its not harassment" I'm saying "this scene is so loving weird and nothing adds up" :colbert: You're missing the point entirely.

If the roles were reversed and a woman was standing in a store holding a huge wad of cash while some men rubbed their butts up against her, but she didn't say anything she just stood there talking on the phone, I wouldn't freak out and go "omg that's harassment for sure!", I'd think it was staged too. Something just doesn't add up.

Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Nov 11, 2015

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Zelder posted:

I thought that troper tale was about masturbating

Every troper tale is about masturbating.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

VoteTedJameson posted:

http://www.snopes.com/fiercefemtivist-nurse-racist-parents/

"The child appeared merely as a footnote to the narrative of neatly-packaged racism, replete with a Confederate-flag wearing, stock redneck character."

Since the bulk of STDH stories seem to be about appealing to conservative social values one way or another, it was kind of refreshing to see one so obviously designed to push liberal buttons.

I hate you
I was just about to post that :(...I'll still post the images (From Facebook, so artifacts a plenty)






For a TL;DR:Racist white rednecks let their child die because "No negros are touching mah boy :heritage:"
It ticks almost everything:
Caricature of a racist rear end in a top hat: ✓
"Most Qualified XYZ": ✓
Supervisor comes up to bat: ✓
Bad person doesn't learn a lesson: ✓
Everyone in the crowd (claps/cries/sings): ✓
Marriage:
Einstein:

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Nov 11, 2015

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Zaphod42 posted:

Must have been really early on because wikipedia says tots were 1/8th pint for the most part. Although it definitely varied, and it is wikipedia so :shrug:


That's not the only thing going on that's weird though. If he was working there and they were twerking on him (:rolleyes:) or something then that'd be one thing, but he's just talking on the phone ignoring them. If he was bothered he could just walk away or something.

And again, there's the weird angle where he's just holding a huge wad of cash, talking away on the phone, in a store. Not buying anything, not leaving, just kinda hanging around so that he can be recorded having these girls twerk on him. Wouldn't you at least put the money in your pocket or something? I'm never just standing around holding money while talking on the phone.

Its not just "omg its a man so obviously its not harassment" I'm saying "this scene is so loving weird and nothing adds up" :colbert: You're missing the point entirely.

If the roles were reversed and a woman was standing in a store holding a huge wad of cash while some men rubbed their butts up against her, but she didn't say anything she just stood there talking on the phone, I wouldn't freak out and go "omg that's harassment for sure!", I'd think it was staged too. Something just doesn't add up.

He's standing around holding money because he's next in line for the till. It looks like a gas station. I'd assume he just wants to pay for his gas and go.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
I would defer to a lawyer, but I think treating the kid would legally have fewer repercussions than not treating the child, since the parents could just say that they didn't say anything and the doctor refused care. If the parents were threatening to hurt anyone who tried to administrate care, hospitals have security teams for that. Or, they could call the police, take the kid away and administrate care. If this person didn't do literally everything she could to save a child's life, she's a legitimately bad medical professional who cares about her own safety over the survival of her patient.

So additionally (I just looked it up), the mother would have final say in the administration of care unless the father was given sole custody of the child. It's kind of the worst to make poo poo up like this because there are legitimately hosed-up things that happen every day in the name of racism and making these things up so that people can say "that's not true therefore all racism is a lie." It's the same kind of deep disappointment that comes with false rape claims. It's so frustrating.

As soon as people started questioning the account, she deleted her twitter.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Postal Parcel posted:

I hate you
I was just about to post that :(...I'll still post the images (From Facebook, so artifacts a plenty)






For a TL;DR:Racist white rednecks let their child die because "No negros are touching mah boy :heritage:"
It ticks almost everything:
Caricature of a racist rear end in a top hat: ✓
"Most Qualified XYZ": ✓
Supervisor comes up to bat: ✓
Bad person doesn't learn a lesson: ✓
Everyone in the crowd (claps/cries/sings): ✓
Marriage:
Einstein:

I'd love for someone to ask her what procedure it was that only she had the secret knowledge to do, but somehow her supervisor didn't.

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.

Nth Doctor posted:

Every troper tale is about masturbating masturbation.
Ftfy

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Yes that was the joke. Thank you.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Dienes posted:

I'd love for someone to ask her what procedure it was that only she had the secret knowledge to do, but somehow her supervisor didn't.

What kind of hospital has supervisors? Supervisors that just say yup when a someone racially abuses and threatens a nurse? Can you really call someone ya friend of the family in America in public with no repercussions?

Their hatred killed their baby is a wonderfully emotive finisher though I'll give her that.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

What kind of hospital has supervisors? Supervisors that just say yup when a someone racially abuses and threatens a nurse? Can you really call someone ya friend of the family in America in public with no repercussions?

Their hatred killed their baby is a wonderfully emotive finisher though I'll give her that.

Well, all the hospitals I've worked at always have a nursing supervisor (charge nurse, care facilitator, whatever) on the floor. And you can definitely call someone the n word in America and have nothing happen to you. But whether those two true facts are enough to salvage that story is maybe dubious.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Dogfish posted:

Well, all the hospitals I've worked at always have a nursing supervisor (charge nurse, care facilitator, whatever) on the floor. And you can definitely call someone the n word in America and have nothing happen to you. But whether those two true facts are enough to salvage that story is maybe dubious.

Same here, but the supervisors on the floor are almost always senior nurses with more experience. The idea they would supervise procedure they don't know is laughable.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Dienes posted:

Same here, but the supervisors on the floor are almost always senior nurses with more experience. The idea they would supervise procedure they don't know is laughable.

Oh yeah for sure. The idea that you'd have one and only one nurse who knows how to do a life-saving procedure is a bit nuts. Although, in fairness, I've seen both flavours of charge nurse at various hospitals: senior nurses who can do basically anything and do a lot of clinical work on shift, and nurses who are basically retired and only do managerial stuff, maybe work one triage shift a month.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges





Apple products are so overpriced and not worth the money! Now excuse me, but I have some Fallout 4 to play...

*PC doesn't meet requirements*

Oh, I guess I need some better computer parts. I'll drive over to the computer parts store!

*car doesn't start*

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




a) she boxed up 500 pictures and sent it to the family?

b)How has she not been prosecuted by some overzealous DA for distributing child porn? (as hosed and STDH as going after minors for that sounds, it's happened more than you would believe over the last decade)

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Verisimilidude posted:

Apple products are so overpriced and not worth the money!

This is true though

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Farmland Park posted:

In the UK during WW2 they had something called a hate academy, where they sent soldiers and showed them horrible things to teach them to hate. It didn't work as the soldiers didn't so much hate as they felt depressed, and also there was a public backlash. If only they had this story back then...

I know this is from a few pages ago, but does anyone have more information about this? It sounds interesting. I couldn't find anything by googling, just general ww2 stuff.

content:

some goober at walgreens posted:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

at first i was really worried about this post but then i sobbed happily


as has come up many times up to this point, something that, in observing it as a third party, is fairly innocuous, but this loving awful overly affected style makes it unbearable to read.

you can see the process:

how should I have my protagonist express that she is sad? if only there were some way to outwardly shed tears. unfortunately, I know of no such process. I have it!

[internal tears of joy]

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Crowning moment of bizarre

quote:

My history/civics teacher is a little... overprotective of the girls in his class (to the point of almost seeming perverted). He's an awesome guy, and jokes around a lot. One of the girls in class was dating a guy who was a troublemaker in his other class. They were chatting about this (meaning I had to do almost nothing that hour) when the kid comes in. The teacher grabs the guy by the neck and says "If you ever do anything to hurt her or do anything against her will, I swear I will make you wish for death." Granted, the teacher made jokes like that occasionally, but this was the first time he actually sounded serious.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Invisible Clergy posted:

I know this is from a few pages ago, but does anyone have more information about this? It sounds interesting. I couldn't find anything by googling, just general ww2 stuff.


I got it off an episode of QI, only other refference I could find is in the book "electrifed sheep" https://books.google.com.au/books?i...demy%22&f=false

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Khazar-khum posted:

Crowning moment of bizarre

$5 this is written by the creepy teacher himself. Not included: his fantasy that the student in the bad relationship swoons to him after this "fight".

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Thin Privilege posted:

$5 this is written by the creepy teacher himself. Not included: his fantasy that the student in the bad relationship swoons to him after this "fight".

Probably. Or rather, former teacher if he actually did that instead of just glaring at the guy silently from his desk fantasizing about saying all this like we know he did.

I'd also put another $5 on it being an english teacher in an East Asian country that is probably Japan because those guys seem to tend toward the weird/creepy side enough to write a story like that.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I told a veteran "Thank you for your service" and it lifted their spirits and made losing limbs and friends all worth it.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

MariusLecter posted:

I told a veteran "Thank you for your service" and it lifted their spirits and made losing limbs and friends all worth it.

And then all the other limbless veterans in the VA office stood up and applauded.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

dijon du jour posted:

And then all the other limbless veterans in the VA office stood up and applauded.

Twist: All of the limbless veterans were Rayman. Rayman Albert Einstein.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Those games are fuckin hard

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Farmland Park posted:

I got it off an episode of QI, only other refference I could find is in the book "electrifed sheep" https://books.google.com.au/books?i...demy%22&f=false

Thanks a lot. Can't see the clip, so I've ordered the book. Sounds fascinating.

oldpainless posted:

Those games are fuckin hard

I love those games.


Content:


Dangerously close to a bingo

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Decorative kale?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

ibntumart posted:

Decorative kale?

Parsley, most likely, but it still didn't happen.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

ibntumart posted:

Decorative kale?

Before this recent craze, Kale was totally decorative. Even now there are probably places who haven't figured out that you can charge a premium so people can eat garnishes.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

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Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Other than the first, say, 5% of confession bears, have there been any that weren't overwhelming humblebrags and/or outright lies (also probably most of the first 5%)?

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