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FetusSlapper: Jan 6, 2005; by exmarx

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Cotton candy though sounds really unpleasant, even to me.

I saw giant jars of cotton candy flavored cheeto things, like planter's old cheese balls but dusted with a blue apparently cotton candy flavored dust. I think you gotta be pretty high to eat those, let alone buying a giant jar of them.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:34

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:30

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

FetusSlapper posted:

I saw giant jars of cotton candy flavored cheeto things, like planter's old cheese balls but dusted with a blue apparently cotton candy flavored dust. I think you gotta be pretty high to eat those, let alone buying a giant jar of them.

True story, those will make you poo poo and piss blue.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:34

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

EZipperelli posted:

True story, those will make you poo poo and piss blue.

I don't even like cotton candy let alone the idea of a cotton candy cheese ball but I would eat a ton of them to pee blue

# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:43

Sugar Bean: Jun 6, 2011; Hangover of no regrets.

Flavored Wets :holy:

Yes, it's a parody menu

Sugar Bean has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Nov 12, 2015

# ? Nov 12, 2015 08:35

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Sugar Bean posted:

Flavored Wets

Yes, it's a parody menu

I want to try the Dalmation Milkfat Arbor Day Ale

# ? Nov 12, 2015 09:26

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:20

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Um... Chicken and rice pilaf?

I fail to see the AFP here.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:29

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

At least it's on an actual plate for once.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 11:51

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

No sauces nor seasonings, spices nor herbs
gravy or white whine reduction
shall stand in the way of the frightening display
when I activate my oral suction

# ? Nov 12, 2015 14:31

MAKE NO BABBYS: Jan 28, 2010

Sugar Bean posted:

Flavored Wets

Yes, it's a parody menu

Yes, but a parody of what?

# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:19

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sugar Bean posted:

Flavored Wets

Yes, it's a parody menu

Is this from the guy who did Apple Cabin farms?

# ? Nov 12, 2015 15:52

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

Sugar Bean posted:

Flavored Wets

Yes, it's a parody menu

Reminds me of Apple Cabin ads from Liartown (site has :nws:

posts but apple cabin posts are fine)

cash crab posted:

Is this from the guy who did Apple Cabin farms?

Dammit I REALLY need to refresh more :sigh:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 16:44

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Alright, goddamn it, AFP Thread, now I have to make Tikka Masala for dinner tonight. I was going to make something more stupid and mediocre, but Indian food chat has forced my hand.

Thank you in advance.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 17:29

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Let's talk carbonara. Carbonara has rules:

spaghetti
pork cheek bacon, diced, fried in its own fat
a whole egg, beaten, mixed with grated pecorino cheese and cooked with the residual heat of the spaghetti
ground black pepper

The minor sins of pork belly bacon or grated parmesan will be forgiven, but not forgotten

Carbonara.

Also carbonara.

Not pretty but still carbonara.

what, no

nope

no no no

not carbonara

nice try but not carbonara

not carbonara, either

definitely not carbonara

holy poo poo not carbonara

some kind of noodle soup? not carbonara

wrong

the wrongest

even wronger

stop

gently caress NO

hackbunny has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Nov 12, 2015

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:11

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Carbonara is hella good, and as long as a noodle dish has pig, egg, cheese and a mountain of pepper in it and is hella good I will allow it to be called carbonara

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:13

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

No No No No

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:16

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

hackbunny posted:

No No No No

yes

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:16

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

No cream, no garnish, no mushrooms, definitely no broccoli, or peas, or shrimp, or loving hotdogs. Also no garlic bread in the plate. No sunny-side-up egg on top. Fried bacon, not boiled. Diced, not sliced

Why does there always have to be cream

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:28

Vindolanda: Feb 13, 2012; It's just like him too, y'know?

hackbunny posted:

No cream, no garnish, no mushrooms, definitely no broccoli, or peas, or shrimp, or loving hotdogs. Also no garlic bread in the plate. No sunny-side-up egg on top. Fried bacon, not boiled. Diced, not sliced

Why does there always have to be cream

Carbonara, like pizza, is delicious made however as long as it contains, but doesn't only contain, the corebonara ingredients. No Carbonara Rules.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:33

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

In a lot of places, especially over in East Asia, spaghetti with cream sauce is basically synonymous to pasta carbonara

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:34

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:35

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:44

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

serious norman posted:

Pasta Regurgitara

edit: loose corn!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:50

arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

hackbunny posted:

gently caress NO

these all look really good why are they in this thread

# ? Nov 12, 2015 23:54

MiddleOne: Feb 17, 2011

im full of poo poo posted:

these all look really good why are they in this thread

Literally the only acceptable excuse is if Hackbunny is in fact an italian grandmother.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:02

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Carbonara sounds good but I don't eat pork. What are acceptable alternatives?

# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:03

MiddleOne: Feb 17, 2011

Super Waffle posted:

Carbonara sounds good but I don't eat pork. What are acceptable alternatives?

Death.

Some other kind of cured fatty meat.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:04

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Xpost from sardine thread

# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:09

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Super Waffle posted:

Carbonara sounds good but I don't eat pork. What are acceptable alternatives?

Beef bacon

# ? Nov 13, 2015 00:37

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

hackbunny posted:

Let's talk carbonara. Carbonara has rules:

spaghetti

pork cheek bacon, diced, fried in its own fat

a whole egg, beaten, mixed with grated pecorino cheese and cooked with the residual heat of the spaghetti

ground black pepper

The minor sins of pork belly bacon or grated parmesan will be forgiven, but not forgotten

gently caress NO

I can concede carbonara rules if we agree that like pizza, "noodles" is a generic combination with no rules. I would be delighted to be served 75% of those noodles. But would definitely avoid those last noodles.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:33

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Why don't you sing a song about your rules

A carbonaria

# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:36

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

Mexican carbonara also often contains cream

gently caress no

# ? Nov 13, 2015 02:30

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tribbledirigible posted:

edit: loose corn!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 02:41

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Sugar Bean posted:

Flavored Wets

Yes, it's a parody menu

Still doesn't beat the "Mixed gently caress/Helicoptor Pie" menu.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 03:03

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

AnonSpore posted:

Carbonara is hella good, and as long as a noodle dish has pig, egg, cheese and a mountain of pepper in it and is hella good I will allow it to be called carbonara

# ? Nov 13, 2015 03:08

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I.C. posted:

Mods, please change my name to Ostensibly Beef

# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:06

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

hackbunny posted:

No cream, no garnish, no mushrooms, definitely no broccoli, or peas, or shrimp, or loving hotdogs. Also no garlic bread in the plate. No sunny-side-up egg on top. Fried bacon, not boiled. Diced, not sliced

Why does there always have to be cream

Because, aside from the hotdogs and boiled bacon, all of those things make it better.

AnonSpore posted:

In a lot of places, especially over in East Asia, spaghetti with cream sauce is basically synonymous to pasta carbonara

I know that the "proper" way to make carbonara is with egg, but the cream sauce is definitely the thing I think of when I hear the word.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:27

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

People want to put cream in pasta. It tastes nice so whatever.
I won't care until people tell me carbonara, primavera and alfredo is supposed to have cream.

Tacos tonight kids

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 04:47 on Nov 13, 2015

# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:41

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Fo3 posted:

People want to put cream in pasta. It tastes nice so whatever.
I won't care until people tell me carbonara, primavera and alfredo is supposed to have cream.

Tacos tonight kids

I got dibs on that piece of hotdog or whatever that fell off the plate and is laying on the table

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Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

It's pasta with vodka sauce

# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:52

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