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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

effectual posted:

Why'd they ditch the old logo style? I loved it.

You just know some smart alec here is going to go "duhhhh Star Emp The Ire Strikes Back Wars duhhhhh" comment. Honestly, I was expecting that to be the first response to your post.


Edit: Here's a poster because it's a new page. It's a bit of a texty mess.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 12, 2015

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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
yeah the star wars poster is fine, the joke should be saved for when it's actually funny

reminder

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I literally couldn't tell what the title of the movie was supposed to be for a few seconds.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

I literally couldn't tell what the title of the movie was supposed to be for a few seconds.
The Bloeugrancey, duh!

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Nov 12, 2015

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

This will be a big hit in Idaho, eastern California, and North Georgia.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm psyched as hell about the cast but I really doubt the film's gonna be very good.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010









CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Holy poo poo.

I like how it's so white, they had to multiply the only black guy.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


Lmao

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Is this trying for Thor money or LOTR money?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No one's gonna greenface for Osiris?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I can't believe they're making a movie based on the second half of Stardust Crusaders.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Acne Rain posted:

Is this trying for Thor money or LOTR money?

The always profitable "generic Percy Jackson genre".

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


I can't believe Alex Proyas's career has come to this.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Is that the same logo treatment as Gods and Kings?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The red and gold backgrounds and gold title font make me think of The Hunger Games posters.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Sir Kodiak posted:

I can't believe Alex Proyas's career has come to this.

I was about to say, Dark City still remains one of my favorite movies, so it's sad that he hasn't really made anything good since. At a distance, I thought they were going to make an Egyptian version of Immortals, speaking of directors whose careers have steadily gone downhill.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Knowing is definitely something.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

GrandpaPants posted:

Egyptian version of Immortals

Holy poo poo, that would be awesome.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Immortals was pretty rad. It wasn't a great movie, but it was enjoyable. And holy poo poo, the gore factor.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A better Egypt pantheon movie should reflect how Egypt have been a melting pot of cultures for thousands of years. Like there should be your native Nile gods, some spirit that moved in from the barren desert out West, the sassy jungle goddess, one of Zeus' bastards that got kicked out of Olympus, and a guy who cannot stand sharing the Arab peninsular with Dagon.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The MSJ posted:

A better Egypt pantheon movie should reflect how Egypt have been a melting pot of cultures for thousands of years. Like there should be your native Nile gods, some spirit that moved in from the barren desert out West, the sassy jungle goddess, one of Zeus' bastards that got kicked out of Olympus, and a guy who cannot stand sharing the Arab peninsular with Dagon.

That's too out there for Hollywood.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

A better Egypt pantheon movie should reflect how Egypt have been a melting pot of cultures for thousands of years. Like there should be your native Nile gods, some spirit that moved in from the barren desert out West, the sassy jungle goddess, one of Zeus' bastards that got kicked out of Olympus, and a guy who cannot stand sharing the Arab peninsular with Dagon.

Sounds like a God version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Mesopotamian gods could be the villains because those guys were massive assholes even by god standards.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dillbag posted:

Sounds like a God version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

I would watch the gently caress out of that

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dillbag posted:

Sounds like a God version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Marvel did actually do something similar to this. Hercules, Set, a Japanese death god, a Mayan god (who is actually a Kirby-created science god), and Alpha Flight member Snowbird (who is actually an Arctic god) travels into space to beat up the Skrull gods.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Mesopotamian gods could be the villains because those guys were massive assholes even by god standards.

Pazuzu and Lamashtu having one of their marriage problems again, no doubt.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I would watch the gently caress out of that

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


That is possibly the shittiest poster of the year.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Acne Rain posted:

Is this trying for Thor money or LOTR money?

They're gonna get War Gods money.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

If it's the same true story I'm thinking about, the name of the real-life whale that Moby Dick was based on was named the-improbably-more-pornographic-sounding Mocha Dick.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Allen Wren posted:

That is possibly the shittiest poster of the year.

I know what it reminds me of now.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I would watch the gently caress out of that

Well good news. Neil Gaiman's American Gods is being shopped around again.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Well good news. Neil Gaiman's American Gods is being shopped around again.

I thought starz picked it up with Brian Fuller being the show runner

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Steve Yun posted:

If it's the same true story I'm thinking about, the name of the real-life whale that Moby Dick was based on was named the-improbably-more-pornographic-sounding Mocha Dick.

Why was a giant white whale called Mocha?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

apatheticman posted:

I thought starz picked it up with Brian Fuller being the show runner

It appears (for the time being) you're right.

This is also the 4th time it's been "picked up" and I refuse to believe it until I'm watching the premiere.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Skwirl posted:

Why was a giant white whale called Mocha?

He was first encountered off Mocha Island.
and he was a dick.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Steve Yun posted:

If it's the same true story I'm thinking about, the name of the real-life whale that Moby Dick was based on was named the-improbably-more-pornographic-sounding Mocha Dick.

I think it's actually more based on the sinking of the Essex.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
And remember Gerard Butler didn't appear in the 300 sequel because "I don't do these kinds of films anymore."
If you like CGI heavy films that was cobbled together in a lengthy post-production because the director couldn't make up his mind, then you'll love this.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Why was a giant white whale called Mocha?

Whitewashing is the theme of this page.

Racist Europeans wouldn't acknowledge a giant Mocha Dick.

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