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Staryberry posted:A nearby high school thought it would be hilarious to put goats on the roof of the high school. They wanted the goats to be safe, so they put leashes on them and tied them to the roof. Unfortunately, the goats were too close to the edge of the building, and by the time kids started showing up to school, there were dead goats hanging from the eaves. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Skier hits a trench and cartwheels 1,600 feet down a mountain in under a minute. That's almost half a kilometre. Reminds me of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYR67k_gIQY
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:All we did was hand out marbles before the graduation ceremony. When you shook the principal's hand during the ceremony, you pressed your marble into his hand. Eventually he had to pause so he could get rid of all these stupid marbles he was holding. SO EDGY. I remember being a part of that at mine (in the sense that somebody stuffed a marble in my hand and told me to pass it off during the handshake).
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Bushmaori posted:It must have if he went there. My post clearly said it wasn't my school but a different one in county. Also, I'm a legit cripple. So I guess the Schadenfreude is that you're a douchebag.
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Why do pranks on your own school? We snuck one ton of chalk powder up the hill overlooking the rival school and made our school's initials in giant letters The schadenfreude was that we got caught by one homeowner doing it, and convinced them we were actually from our rival school. The next day he was so pissed, he went up there with a leafblower... but we had wet the chalk down so all he did was give the letters a cool looking flare effect
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Someone at our school planted a tree in cement in the middle of the baseball field overnight for the senior prank. There was a baseball championship the next day and they had to excavate it immediately. Someone else ran into the cafeteria in his underwear and a mask, opened a box full of helium filled condoms and ran back out. The dean of students spent the next hour on a ladder popping them. I also heard about someone releasing crickets into the new library but I don't know if that one was confirmed or just a classic rumor.
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You could always buy 20 thousand ladybugs or so and unleash them near the vents. It's an easy, low-cost, and environment-friendly prank!
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Nov 13, 2015 06:19
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We drove around town stealing street signs that were teachers names and then sunk a pole in the ground so they could all be pointing towards the toilet. You kids have no class or imagination.
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Choco1980 posted:My post clearly said it wasn't my school but a different one in county. Sorry, that was a total cockface move on my part. Joke both not funny and offensive, that's a twofer. Content:     
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Wow, didn't realize GTA physics were so true to life.
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Data Graham posted:I graduated in June 1994, the week when the big news was OJ Simpson's car chase. Everybody in my class wrote FREE OJ and SAVE OJ on their mortarboards Well? did it work?
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Bushmaori posted:
Here it is. The only time a dude has gone to the hospital with a huge stick in his rectum and not lied when he said it wasn't intentional.
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Birb Katter posted:We drove around town stealing street signs that were teachers names and then sunk a pole in the ground so they could all be pointing towards the toilet. You kids have no class or imagination. Most of the stuff on the last couple pages has been stdh.txt including yours, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, Grandpa.
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Watching this gif as an adult and knowing how hangings worked. Wouldn't that amount of rope pretty much have popped her head off?
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veedubfreak posted:Watching this gif as an adult and knowing how hangings worked. Wouldn't that amount of rope pretty much have popped her head off? Yeah didn't one of Saddam's sons' head pop off with a much shorter length of rope?
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Weatherman posted:Most of the stuff on the last couple pages has been stdh.txt including yours, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, Grandpa. Our high school's most famous alumnus was Mitch Hedberg. He died in 2005 so the senior class replaced all the pictures in the "Student of the Month" displays with his. Good tribute
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dpbjinc posted:You could always buy 20 thousand ladybugs or so and unleash them near the vents. It's an easy, low-cost, and environment-friendly prank! 20 thousand ladybugs on 20 thousand very tiny leashes 
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STFU about the stupid pranks already.
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mobby_6kl posted:STFU about the stupid pranks already. Hold on, I've got one more uninteresting high school anecdote
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ElGroucho posted:Hold on, I've got one more uninteresting high school anecdote
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Schadenfreude at the Nürburgring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVVsmlP8VJM
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betterinsodapop posted:Schadenfreude at the Nürburgring: Holy poo poo that Veloster(?) at 6:02. 
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betterinsodapop posted:Schadenfreude at the Nürburgring: That crash at 6:05...  Not every day you make a car frontflip that hard on ground that relatively flat.
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Forums freude for anyone that reads nearly any drat thread in D&D. Smoothrich got hit with the 100K hour probation. http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=157766 Not that he won't be back, but gently caress it.
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Yup, that big crash after the 6 minute mark is the best one. Great flying crash, crazy car cartwheels, and fantastic commentary. "Faaahhkin 'ell!!! Jaysus Chroist!"
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Sorry. I just can't let that one go by without comment. Holy poo poo.
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Railing Kill posted:
it was supposed to be James Earl Jones.
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Railing Kill posted:
Can you explain what's happening there? I can't see text on stamps on my tiny phone screen 
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Nitrox posted:Can you explain what's happening there? I can't see text on stamps on my tiny phone screen James Earl Ray is the man who assassinated Martin Luther King Jr
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Maker Of Shoes posted:Veloster(?) Megane RS
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wayfinder posted:Megane RS Thanks. 
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Rysithusiku posted:Also, my dad claims that in his year all the auto shop students came together one morning to disassemble the principals car, carry it piece by piece to the roof of the gym, and (sort of) reassemble it there. They were short of time, so they didn't actually finish reassembling it up top, but it LOOKED like they did. Also, several small but important parts may have gone missing. Back in the deep dark days of 1995, my friends and I picked up a teachers car and high-centered it on top of a snowbank during lunchtime. It was a little white hatchback, I don't remember the make and model. All four wheels were off the ground. I still feel bad when I remember his expression as I rode the bus past him. He had a desperate look in his eyes that said both, "How do I fix this?" and "Why me?" I don't remember what our justification was for doing it.
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ayn rand hand job posted:it was supposed to be James Earl Jones. That's what I figured, but holy poo poo is that literally the worst possible mistake to make. ... And James Earl Jones gets his revenge. Or perhaps they are the same person. 
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dpbjinc posted:You could always buy 20 thousand ladybugs or so and unleash them near the vents. It's an easy, low-cost, and environment-friendly prank! 20 thousand asian beetles would be way cheaper
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Tony Phillips posted:Forums freude for anyone that reads nearly any drat thread in D&D. I didn't understand anything in any of the posts on that page.
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The most creative grad prank I've seen is when the students came back to the school at night with stencils, and spray painted Handicap Parking symbols on every parking spot at the school.
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